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Written: 9 june 2011
Travel time: 15 — 29 may 2011
Your rating of this hotel:
4.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 4.0
Cleanliness: 10.0
Food: 10.0
Amenities: 6.0
I want to share constructive information with details, with names for those who want to go on vacation with children and choose the right hotel.
1. I'll start with the body, they really made a beautiful body in oriental design, carved to the smallest detail . . but not comfortable, the layout is not entirely successful. True, it is very adapted for wheelchairs - everywhere there are congresses, which is a plus.
2. Meals: a wide choice, everything is very tasty, well done cooks, the kitchen is clean.

Baby food: none. Before leaving, they contacted to find out. We were all convinced to eat boiled veggies with mashed potatoes no problem. Do not take your blender from us, but such a hotel. Bummer. in the children's room there was not even the usual mashed potatoes, pieces of chicken, fried coClets, french fries, sweets from the adult table. We noticed that mothers with children older than 3.4 years old complained that they should make less salty pepper, since children should not be given this, but in practice nothing has changed. Like talking to a wall.
But we weren't there, we didn't spend a week in vain, and lo and behold, the notorious mashed potatoes appeared on the children's menu (albeit terribly salty um) . . I hope that after our departure it is still there.
(for those who are resting without children or with adults, this may not be so important)
3. There are problems with communication (which is also why it was very difficult to drill into them about baby food) well, you don’t need to speak Russian, but at least hire someone to speak English. Everyone speaks German haha ​ ​ or Turkish when they say that you are not bumbum in German. (by the way and outside the hotel zone) the German zone.
In principle, there are Russians / Russian speakers who like to relax where there are fewer Russians . . but I will further explain why there was a big minus in this German zone.
4. Service: the first week we just did not pay attention to anything, but still there were too many shortcomings in this hotel.
Some impudent waiters begging for a lot of tips. (Suleiman and Khalil). It turned out that some Russians even left their names in the guest book and in the reception . . that is, it didn’t seem to us. We really asked that no one be fired, but that they do something with rudeness. (By the way, at the entrance to the main dining room, this one in red always stands and everyone says helo and chuus and dunk, Sean says very falsely, so she herself, in clumsy handwriting, writes negative reviews like, but I liked it for the visitors hahahaha)
The restaurant, of course, looks more like a canteen, stuffy, terribly big minus that there is no open er (but this is a matter of taste).
5. Many of the bartenders seem to be knocked down, I just passed by here. To put it mildly, not the soul of the bar, no one will throw anything (they say you can’t hm . . hotel policy). The Germans are satisfied

6. Although we are family with children, in fact, young people used to change either mothers or fathers to dance willingly. The dads rushed to a quiet place with the sleepers in the carriages. And mu decided to go dancing . . there is a small stoned disco on the -2nd floor (again, I remember a hotel with an open sky). Vobshem ordered a cocktail, a shot and dance from the heart. Then suddenly the music goes out, the bar closes, the lights turn off . . in general, try to go wherever you want at 2.30 at night hm... the policy of the hotel, although I think that if they threw him Eureka, he would play until the morning . . (take money with you everywhere in this hotel, in "all inclusive")
People came to relax to rest so that everything does not close and die out when you are in full swing, in general nonsense.
7. Animation: none. The hotel does not hire professional dancers or shows from outside. Uses those who entertain during the day there volleyball, aerobics . .
Animators: pardon my French, under-fucked buggers. . family hotel for children, if someone doesn’t put a hose in their ass, the show failed hahaha. . horror.
Their contests are like in a student obshyaga, except perhaps to add a "crocodile"... either an egg between the legs, then put the egg into the husband's pants, and the host, while the eggs there, by the way, will whisper to everyone. The Russians noticed from the stage a couple of times they ran away waving their hand to their show, and the Germans, the Netherlands, the British . . like it. (I must say if another man would have felt the eggs for her husband, then he would not have stood still . . )
8. SPA: there are Russian speakers in the spa . . VIOLETA-star . . a very slippery person seeks to impose, and such a friendly person until you take any procedures, how to suck money out so passes by and does not greet or through her teeth. Well, we mentioned her, maybe she is more friendly now, who knows.
Tip: leaving the hotel there is a Bazarnov street plan, this is Side shopong, there is a woman standing there recently, she speaks Russian. 3 times cheaper for all services. Husbands went from her to ATVs, they say high-speed 200 cubic meters . . generally cheaper and better than from a hotel. Peeling Turkish bath for our girls: she also has it.

9. Voobshem a bunch of little things like that. you can't list everything. The hotel felt some tension everywhere. Even before departure, already leaving while the children were gathered for lunch, they got hungry already in the hall, sitting down, they thought they would have a bite to eat on the track. My husband went for a kebab to the pool where everything opened at 12:00. It was 11.50 . . they say we are leaving now the bus will come, they say, give me some meat, because everything is ready just waiting for 12 . .
He says no, they say the owner does not allow it . . Well, he went to take a follow-up in another place and drink tea in the lobby, waiting for the bus. An waitress comes up saying that nothing but tea is allowed here... Yes, the opera theater . . they came here to relax or admire the walls hm . . nonsense
The impression left is that the owner is a dumbass with them . . the walls are out of the budget and now he saves on everything, there is no functionality of the hotel. Not the needs of the rest, but so that everything was on the clock.
As in a pioneer camp, it’s impossible, it’s impossible, a step to the right, a step to the left... fie. You come, leave your money and do not touch anything with your hands so as not to get dirty hehehehe
10. The sea, the beach is great.
11. By the way, air conditioners... the rooms are stuffy, at least with our friends, and with several other couples, not only Russians.
Already at night you leave the air conditioner on full, you wake up in the morning all the same in the duhat . . it turns out they are on some kind of initial mode, it is automatic at night. Save on everything.
Everywhere in the toilets you don’t have time to enter the light goes out, there is too little time in between if you apologize sat down...
The moral is if you go to the sea after dinner to play cards then for a beer, or if you like to skimp at night . . in general, entertain yourself, then you don’t have to go to such an expensive place. It is quite possible to stay in a more modest hotel, and it is quite possible that it will be more fun.
And don’t be fooled by the supposedly large territory . . in 15 minutes you will study everything and there is nothing to do for the remaining 2 weeks. That is, there is no such thing as it was in other hotels, oh, but here there is still. . wow, this corner is cozy. .
I hope it will be useful to someone, everything is described as it was almost, the rest of the little things are simply omitted.

I wish you to make the right choice and have a good vacation! : )
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