Разочарование Disappointment

The hotel is a parody of 5 *. It seems that everything is there, but the quality of this leaves much to be desired.
1. Territory. Not big, divided into two parts, between which there is a tunnel. The far part is located across the road from the sea and everything else on the SECOND line, although it is considered that on the first. There are also "fragrant" treatment facilities, and on the ground floor there is a hostel for staff, so if you still ended up in this hotel, try to get into the main building on the main territory.
2. The rooms are quite decent, if it weren't for the stink from the treatment plants, then it's normal (we lived in the second territory). After long fights, we were offered to move to another room on the main territory, but it turned out to be with a window into the wall and so damp and moldy that even we thought it was too much and we stayed in the old one.

3. Entertainment. The tennis table stands on the landing of the stairs leading to the beach and the restaurant. This platform is 4 * 3 meters and only the table climbed there, and the players have to cling to it closely so as not to fall off the steps. For some reason, beach volleyball is located not on the beach, but away from it, fenced with a chain-link mesh right next to the boundaries of the site, the floor covering is gray sand with sharp stones. Animation is, but weak, the show is unpretentious, corresponds to the class of the hotel.
4. Food is more or less normal, at 4-. Alcohol is limited to beer, powdered wine, vodka and Raki. Everything, there is no local whiskey, gin, etc.
5. Most of the staff are frostbitten, they don’t want to do anything without a kick (this is about receptionists and waiters), they cleaned the room really well, left them $ 1.
6. In no place in the hotel is there a sign that it is 5 *. NOA BEACH and all, apparently they (the stars) simply do not exist. In general, the hotel is very economical, even too much, it catches the eye at every step, but since we chose it just because of the price, we should be offended by ourselves.
7. I liked Bodrum itself, I had not been here before, we rested only on the Antalya coast, from the hotel there is a beautiful view of the bay and the bay.
I DO NOT recommend, even if you are limited in finances, you will think that you are going to 5 *, and this is all a hoax. rating of the hotel 4-10 points.