Хуже быть не может Couldn't be worse

My vacation is limited to certain dates, and the only hotel that was free on days convenient for me in Turkey was this one. It would seem that three stars, everything is included, there will be no difficulties... but everything turned out to be wrong.
The hotel itself is small, so in the season when there are many tourists, the owners lodge guests in neighboring houses and hotels. In the main building you need to come only to the restaurant and the bar.
We were accommodated in the second building, located about 500 meters from the main one. It's uncomfortable, but you can survive. Further worse.
The rooms are not cleaned. At all. Not to mention the change of washing accessories, bed linen and towels. Guys, I understand that we were evicted to a neighboring house, but if you take it to your own hotel, then be kind enough to provide appropriate service!
Dirty not only in the rooms, but also in the lobby. Do not wash glass doors, windows, nothing.

The faucet is leaking. We talked about this several times to the administrator, and guides, and other employees of the hotel, there is no result.
At night, the lights are turned off everywhere, which also turns off the air conditioner. Waking up in the middle of the night from the heat is par for the course here.
Might be unlucky with the view from the balcony. We've seen the city and the gym. No greenery, water and other signs of a resort. But this is different for each room. The worst thing happens in the dining room (restaurant or whatever).
From the buffet one name. All food is given out (a special person puts a small portion of food on each plate).
There are very few places at the tables, so we often had to eat standing up or sitting to the side on a sunbed by the pool.
The dishes are not washed.
Constantly ends one thing, then another. For example, there may simply not be enough boiling water (only instant coffee from bags) or forks. Carrying missing items or products can take a very long time or not be brought at all.
Products are not fresh. Every day someone poisoned himself with rotten cheese, then with three-day-old cottage cheese.
The bar operates randomly, without a schedule. It also always ends up with something.
The icing on the cake is that you have to stand in a long line to get your breakfast, lunch or dinner. Officially breakfast at the hotel starts at 8 o'clock, but by this time the staff is just starting to prepare food. You will have to stand in line for an average of 30 minutes. The time of arrival at the dining room does not affect the number of minutes of waiting.
While standing in the next queue, we found out that we were very lucky. So, in the main building of the hotel there is no hot water and no TVs. Air conditioning does not work for everyone. Saying anything to the staff and trying to fix it is useless.
I advise you to avoid this hotel. It is better to pay extra, but live in normal conditions, and not endure bestial treatment of yourself.
Have a nice holiday.