I can advise my enemies to rest there ..

Written: 26 march 2007
Travel time: 26 january — 2 february 2007
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 8.0
If I hadn't read the reviews here, I wouldn't have written. 5 * - it's just FUNNY!! ! the rooms are just full of g...., eg: the safe is not built-in - it is transferred! , bed linen and towels are always dirty gray, the walls in the room are cracked, the furniture is shabby, there are terrible stains on the blankets, about the s / node is better in general do not write... - you can continue indefinitely! .
True, the territory is not bad, green, only in the heated pool the temperature is +19!?!
Food: upon arrival you will be given a 0.5l bottle of water in your room. - don't throw away the bottle! you will have to draw water into it in order to brush your teeth. The choice of food is large, BUT: coffee, tea - turbidity with a terrible smell; fresh - from some bottles from the refrigerator (probably they keep freshly squeezed : ), non-alcoholic "drinks" are yuppies of bright green, yellow, orange color (my husband had an allergy for the first time in his life), meat - beef veins in mucus, "sausages" - I don't even know how to describe it - cardboard with flour, "mashed potatoes" - try Mivin's mashed potatoes, etc. , it's better not to try local alcohol at all.

You can eat: chicken! , French fries, sometimes pasta, cucumbers, bread and butter, oranges and other fruits (although others will have to be removed from cakes, they are there in the form of decoration), cookies, in the morning - an omelette. We thought this was a local color, but we visited restaurants in the city and concluded that they simply don’t know how to cook in Rehan. In paid restaurants in the hotel you can only eat pizza, everything else is even worse than in the free ones. We spent all 7 days looking for food around the hotel (running strictly according to the opening time from one restaurant or bar to another).
About flies: they are bred near the pool.
About the service: towels were stolen near the pool (the administration tried to rip off money from us for the loss! - it didn’t work out); glasses are dirty and plastic; napkins are a luxury! ; employees pretend that they do not understand Russian, although when you start using foul language, they understand absolutely everything and try to correct the inconvenience; there are no imported drinks at all, with the exception of paid beer Heineken 0.3 (at our request to bring 10 bottles of beer (four of us) - something happened to the bartender's face and there were only 3 pieces available - I think we were the first who tried to buy something), there is simply no service near the pool.
Positive moments: sea, boat, yacht (can be rented, only with a captain) - new and clean and the service there is normal, fishing, diving. There is a diving center on the territory, where you can buy or rent (prices are acceptable for everyone) suits, masks, fins, etc. and then without any cuts and injuries from the shore (only from the shore) into the sea! The sea is 5 minutes walk.
Conclusion: Rest for the poor and greedy people who got out somewhere for the first time and have never been in 3.4, 5 stars, in restaurants (except McDonald's), even in the Crimea in a normal hotel. The guys from Kyiv, Samara and Moscow had the same opinion.
If you want to spoil your holiday - go ahead! : )
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