Самый объективный отзыв об этом отеле The most objective review of this hotel

I would like to leave my objective review on all sites where the name of this truly “luxury” hotel SLAVYANSKY ALLIANCE on Pushkinskaya Alley in Yalta appears (rest time October 19-21.2012, 26 room of the new building). In the preface, I will indicate that I am 30 years old, I am a happy young woman, I came to Yalta with my beloved husband and with money, so we decided not to save on vacation:
1. Complete discrepancy with the photo. For your rather big money, you will get a good repair in the new building..... and that's all (((
2. It became unclear to us where the declared bathrobes and slippers are ?? ? What about shower accessories? This is probably that pindyurka with shampoo "Chamomile-yogurt" . . how do you like it? )))
3. Breakfast included in the price… hmm… porridge on the water? Milk porridge?

4. Is there daily cleaning? How can I tell you... when we arrived at Ai-Petri on the evening of the second day, we found that there was no garbage in our room, but the presence of dirty paws from the door to the washbasin in the bathroom (traces from other people's shit-smelters, it was raining outside). By the way, the magazine bought the night before mysteriously disappeared from the room, lying on the chest of drawers. Apparently the same Bigfoot decided to read ((
5. They asked for dishes, a couple of glasses in the room, to celebrate our arrival in our beloved Yalta with champagne. On-drum, all froze. Went down and asked again. (((I got the impression that I was transparent and silent ((Until my husband came down and asked for dishes in a very respectful basque, no one moved. ((
6. I'm shocked, such people should not have such a business at all !!!
7. For those who want to take a cheaper room - do not rush! There is a stench in the old building, dirt in the Soviet-style carpets that are never cleaned, fungus in the bathroom.
8. By the way, the jacuzzi is only in the old building, they are dirty and filthy.
9. There was dirt in our refrigerator after previous guests, something was spilled and dried up.
10. Room 26 leaks from under the tub on both sides, all the time. I had to soak up the water after every shower.
11. Advertised "beach 100 meters" ?? ? where is it? To the roadway, maybe . . in general, 500 meters to the beach
12. In general, I would put 1 point on a five-point scale for a good repair in the new building. Yes, and also irritation from the disgusting hosts (they snickered after the summer season) and the mess in the room was smoothed out only by real Georgian cognac, which we brought from Batumi the day before. SO THINK before you decide on an "unforgettable" and truly "royal" vacation at the SLAVIC ALLIANCE hotel in Yalta.