Плохой сервис за хорошие деньги! Bad service for good money!

I would like to leave my objective review on all sites where the name of this truly “luxury” hotel SLAVYANSKY ALLIANCE appears on Pushkinskaya Alley in Yalta (rest time October 19-21.2012, 26 room of the new building). In the preface, I will indicate that I am 30 years old, I am a happy young woman, I came to Yalta with my beloved husband and with money, so we decided not to save on vacation: 1. The complete mismatch of the photo. For your rather big money you will get a good repair in the new building..... and that's all ((( 2. It became unclear to us where the declared bathrobes and slippers are ?? ? And the shower accessories ? ? It's probably that pindyurka with Chamomile-yogurt shampoo. . how do you like it? )))3. Breakfast included in the price… hmm… porridge on the water? Porridge with milk? 4. Cleaning daily? How can I tell you... when we arrived at Ai-Petri on the evening of the second day, we found that there was no garbage in our room, but the presence of dirty paws from the door to the washbasin in the bathroom (traces from other people's shit-smelters, it was raining outside). By the way, the magazine bought the night before mysteriously disappeared from the room, lying on the chest of drawers. Apparently the same Bigfoot decided to read ((5. They asked for dishes, a couple of glasses in the room, to celebrate our arrival in our beloved Yalta with champagne. On-drum, all froze. Went down and asked again. (((I got the impression that I was transparent and silent (( Until my husband came down and very politely asked for dishes in a bass voice, no one moved. ((6. I'm shocked, such people should not conduct such a business at all !! ! 7. For those who want to take a cheaper room - do not rush! ! There is a stench in the old building, dirt in the Soviet-style carpets that are never cleaned, a fungus in the bathroom. 8. By the way, the jacuzzi is only in the old building, they are dirty and filthy. dirt after previous guests, something was spilled and dried up. 10. In room 26, it flows from under the bath on both sides, all the time. I had to soak up the water after each shower ((11. The “beach 100 meters” indicated in the advertisement? This is where? To the roadway, maybe. . in general, to the beach meters 50012. In general, I would put 1 point on a five-point scale for a good repair in the new building. Yes, and also irritation from the disgusting hosts (they snickered after the summer season) and the mess in the room was smoothed out only by real Georgian cognac, which we brought from Batumi the day before. SO THINK before deciding on an "unforgettable" and truly "royal" vacation at the SLAVIC ALLIANCE hotel in Yalta.