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Rooms:
3.0
Service:
2.0
Cleanliness:
4.0
Food:
8.0
Amenities:
5.0
I'll start from afar.
According to the Ministry of Resorts and Tourism of the ARC, today 27 Crimean hotels have a category from 1 to 5 stars, of which: 5 stars - 2 hotels, 4 stars - 6 hotels, 3 stars - 18 hotels, 1 hotel - 1 star. There are 211 hotels categorized in Ukraine. According to this indicator, Crimea ranks second after the Kyiv region. So, Villa Fellini is indicated on various Internet resources as a 3 or even 4 star hotel, this information is false, the hotel does not have any category at all.
Rooms do not fit these categories. Photos of the hotel rooms do not match reality. The photo is taken so that the rooms seem spacious, in fact they are small and stuffy. For example, a panoramic double suite with a size of only 12 square meters. meters. According to SANPIN standards, 12 sq. m for 1 person. - norm, and 6 sq. m - the minimum, in the same 12 square meters. meters squeezed in a small cramped sanitary unit.
There are no deluxe rooms: (deluxe rooms - they pull a maximum of economy or standard)
1. Slippers.
2. Bathrobe.
3. Phone.
4. Soap accessories.
5. A cup for a toothbrush.
6. Rugs for the bath and hallway (you have to walk on cold tiles).
7. Hair dryer.
8. Iron.
9. Shared balcony.
10. General clothes dryer.
11. There are 6 rooms on the floor instead of 4.
12. Common iron for the whole body, constant queues for it.
13. There is no hood in the bathroom, constant dampness.
14. No mosquito repellent, no mosquito nets on the windows.
15. Microwaves.
16. Bicycles that are supposedly for rent are broken.
Architecture:
The hotel is made in a beautiful "Mediterranean" style, with a cozy green courtyard. BUT all this is crossed out by 6 rooms per floor and the 12th square. meters to accommodate 2 people, of which 2-2.5 is occupied by a bathroom. The hotel is located on the road, on which cars constantly drive, the road is not paved and dusty.
Windows cannot be opened. Opposite the hotel there is an active development of neighboring plots. Therefore, dust is not only from the road, but also from objects under construction. On the road around the clock go drunk vacationers and yelling. There is no sound insulation in the rooms, you can hear the neighbors behind the wall (all the walls except for the load-bearing ones from the GVL), and drunken spree vacationers on the street. Parking in the yard for several cars is cramped and people are constantly looking for the owner of the car blocking their exit in the morning. At night, spotlights from neighboring buildings shine through the windows. There are thin transparent curtains on the windows, and despite the tinted glass, with the lights on in the room you are like in a shop window. In normal hotels, blackout curtains go to the "French" windows. The windows of the bathrooms overlook a common balcony.
Kitchen:
The only good thing about Villa Fellini is the cafe. Nice cozy interior. Delicious home cooked food, big portions.
Of the alcohol in the bar, only beer, but you can bring any alcohol with you. You can order for a specific time or when ready. They cook just for you, everything is fresh, tasty, no resuscitation of what was not eaten yesterday: ) as is done in most places in the city.
Rooms:
The rooms, as mentioned above, are cramped and stuffy. Most of the usable area of the room is occupied by the bed. The rooms have dirty windows, greasy stained transparent curtains. There are no mosquito nets on the windows. Double-glazed windows are single-chamber, so there is no sound and dust insulation. At the junction of windows and slopes there are gaps of decent size, so on rainy days the room is quite cool. The only crockery in the room is a mug, a spoon and an electric kettle. It is better not to use the kettle, it has a thick layer of limescale. There is an ancient air conditioner on the wall that blows directly on the bed.
The air conditioner is so old that it takes at least 40-50 minutes to heat or cool a room of 12 square meters. From the air conditioner in the on state, pieces of dirt constantly fall directly onto the table.
The double bed is two beds pushed together, with two mattresses, between which there is a huge gap. Attempts to put a blanket in the gap - did not bring much success. One and a half blanket for two adults + a huge gap in the middle of the bed = extremely bad sleep. They give out two body towels and one foot towel for two, a bit strange in terms of hygiene. This little towel can only be used as a rug in the bathroom so as not to walk on wet cold tiles. Upon arrival, we were promised to change bedding once every 7 days, towels once every 3 days and daily cleaning. In fact, cleaning is done only when the cleaners have free time for you.
First, exit rooms are served to accommodate newcomers, and then you, if you have time. No matter what your plans are, they can come to you to clean up at 20-00. They will knock, and if you do not open, then the cleaners themselves will open the door and come to you. So you constantly need to adapt to the cleaners and it’s not a fact that they will come at the agreed time. And if they come then with the faces of goblins, they will look like Lenin at the bourgeoisie. For all the time in the room, the floors have never been washed, they are wiped with a dust cloth. The bathroom has never been cleaned with disinfectants. Therefore, the joints of the tiles on the floor and in the shower are black with pieces of dirt. There is a thick layer of plaque on the shower and faucets that no one washes. After cleaning, dirty stains and rust from a stainless soap dish remain on the sink. The door to the bathroom does not close. Cleaning by itself means taking out the garbage, and a cursory attempt to wipe the dust.
The TV is not wiped from dust, on the bedside tables too. Palas had never been vacuumed, after cleaning he found a piece of a broom and a decent tuft of female white hair in the room. I don’t know what the cleaners do while cleaning the rooms, maybe they pull each other’s braids. The room has shabby walls and GVL cracks are visible. (If necessary, I will post photos to confirm my words).
Staff:
The only person worth noting is the girl Inna, a cafe worker. The only polite, correct person. Smiling, cultured, it is pleasant to communicate with her. The rest of the hotel staff walk around with goblin faces, looking down on you. There is no reception at the hotel, so the administrator of Vera is also never there. You always need to call her to solve some problem.
The attitude of the hotel administrator to the guests of the villa is boorish. He walks sideways and looks at everyone. Responds to requests with rudeness.
I called the administrator to find out why there was no cleaning in the room - to which I received the answer: "we have priority cleaning for leaving rooms, as soon as they are free they will come" and in such a tone with a hint that, like, do you even want a friend? A few days later there was no room cleaning again - called, found out who was calling - hung up and turned off the phone. In a cafe - he asked Vera for a menu, to which he received an answer - go take it yourself at the bar, apparently she is not supposed to by status. He asked to open a bottle of wine or give a corkscrew - sent to the bar and gave out a crooked non-working bending corkscrew. The hotel staff greets only the owner of the hotel, who constantly abuses alcohol products in the hotel garden. All sorts of scum gather in the courtyard of the hotel, which has nothing to do with vacationers. Some kind of handymen, some old pepper shakers drinking with the owner of the hotel.
Pepper pots can be collected from 8 am until late at night. All night long someone walks and slams the entrance gate. The spirit of the scoop lives in Villa Fillini. If you like rudeness, rudeness, bad service and you want the feeling of a scoop not to leave you even on vacation, then Villa Fellini is your choice! And yes, they have a drill!
P. S. In Japan they say: "The fool is the one who has never climbed Mount Fuji, but the fool is the one who climbed it twice, " the same with Fellini's villa - the fool is the one who, having been in it, will return to it again.
According to the Ministry of Resorts and Tourism of the ARC, today 27 Crimean hotels have a category from 1 to 5 stars, of which: 5 stars - 2 hotels, 4 stars - 6 hotels, 3 stars - 18 hotels, 1 hotel - 1 star. There are 211 hotels categorized in Ukraine. According to this indicator, Crimea ranks second after the Kyiv region. So, Villa Fellini is indicated on various Internet resources as a 3 or even 4 star hotel, this information is false, the hotel does not have any category at all.
Rooms do not fit these categories. Photos of the hotel rooms do not match reality. The photo is taken so that the rooms seem spacious, in fact they are small and stuffy. For example, a panoramic double suite with a size of only 12 square meters. meters. According to SANPIN standards, 12 sq. m for 1 person. - norm, and 6 sq. m - the minimum, in the same 12 square meters. meters squeezed in a small cramped sanitary unit.
There are no deluxe rooms: (deluxe rooms - they pull a maximum of economy or standard)
1. Slippers.
2. Bathrobe.
3. Phone.
4. Soap accessories.
5. A cup for a toothbrush.
6. Rugs for the bath and hallway (you have to walk on cold tiles).
7. Hair dryer.
8. Iron.
9. Shared balcony.
10. General clothes dryer.
11. There are 6 rooms on the floor instead of 4.
12. Common iron for the whole body, constant queues for it.
13. There is no hood in the bathroom, constant dampness.
14. No mosquito repellent, no mosquito nets on the windows.
15. Microwaves.
16. Bicycles that are supposedly for rent are broken.
Architecture:
The hotel is made in a beautiful "Mediterranean" style, with a cozy green courtyard. BUT all this is crossed out by 6 rooms per floor and the 12th square. meters to accommodate 2 people, of which 2-2.5 is occupied by a bathroom. The hotel is located on the road, on which cars constantly drive, the road is not paved and dusty.
Windows cannot be opened. Opposite the hotel there is an active development of neighboring plots. Therefore, dust is not only from the road, but also from objects under construction. On the road around the clock go drunk vacationers and yelling. There is no sound insulation in the rooms, you can hear the neighbors behind the wall (all the walls except for the load-bearing ones from the GVL), and drunken spree vacationers on the street. Parking in the yard for several cars is cramped and people are constantly looking for the owner of the car blocking their exit in the morning. At night, spotlights from neighboring buildings shine through the windows. There are thin transparent curtains on the windows, and despite the tinted glass, with the lights on in the room you are like in a shop window. In normal hotels, blackout curtains go to the "French" windows. The windows of the bathrooms overlook a common balcony.
Kitchen:
The only good thing about Villa Fellini is the cafe. Nice cozy interior. Delicious home cooked food, big portions.
Of the alcohol in the bar, only beer, but you can bring any alcohol with you. You can order for a specific time or when ready. They cook just for you, everything is fresh, tasty, no resuscitation of what was not eaten yesterday: ) as is done in most places in the city.
Rooms:
The rooms, as mentioned above, are cramped and stuffy. Most of the usable area of the room is occupied by the bed. The rooms have dirty windows, greasy stained transparent curtains. There are no mosquito nets on the windows. Double-glazed windows are single-chamber, so there is no sound and dust insulation. At the junction of windows and slopes there are gaps of decent size, so on rainy days the room is quite cool. The only crockery in the room is a mug, a spoon and an electric kettle. It is better not to use the kettle, it has a thick layer of limescale. There is an ancient air conditioner on the wall that blows directly on the bed.
The air conditioner is so old that it takes at least 40-50 minutes to heat or cool a room of 12 square meters. From the air conditioner in the on state, pieces of dirt constantly fall directly onto the table.
The double bed is two beds pushed together, with two mattresses, between which there is a huge gap. Attempts to put a blanket in the gap - did not bring much success. One and a half blanket for two adults + a huge gap in the middle of the bed = extremely bad sleep. They give out two body towels and one foot towel for two, a bit strange in terms of hygiene. This little towel can only be used as a rug in the bathroom so as not to walk on wet cold tiles. Upon arrival, we were promised to change bedding once every 7 days, towels once every 3 days and daily cleaning. In fact, cleaning is done only when the cleaners have free time for you.
First, exit rooms are served to accommodate newcomers, and then you, if you have time. No matter what your plans are, they can come to you to clean up at 20-00. They will knock, and if you do not open, then the cleaners themselves will open the door and come to you. So you constantly need to adapt to the cleaners and it’s not a fact that they will come at the agreed time. And if they come then with the faces of goblins, they will look like Lenin at the bourgeoisie. For all the time in the room, the floors have never been washed, they are wiped with a dust cloth. The bathroom has never been cleaned with disinfectants. Therefore, the joints of the tiles on the floor and in the shower are black with pieces of dirt. There is a thick layer of plaque on the shower and faucets that no one washes. After cleaning, dirty stains and rust from a stainless soap dish remain on the sink. The door to the bathroom does not close. Cleaning by itself means taking out the garbage, and a cursory attempt to wipe the dust.
The TV is not wiped from dust, on the bedside tables too. Palas had never been vacuumed, after cleaning he found a piece of a broom and a decent tuft of female white hair in the room. I don’t know what the cleaners do while cleaning the rooms, maybe they pull each other’s braids. The room has shabby walls and GVL cracks are visible. (If necessary, I will post photos to confirm my words).
Staff:
The only person worth noting is the girl Inna, a cafe worker. The only polite, correct person. Smiling, cultured, it is pleasant to communicate with her. The rest of the hotel staff walk around with goblin faces, looking down on you. There is no reception at the hotel, so the administrator of Vera is also never there. You always need to call her to solve some problem.
The attitude of the hotel administrator to the guests of the villa is boorish. He walks sideways and looks at everyone. Responds to requests with rudeness.
I called the administrator to find out why there was no cleaning in the room - to which I received the answer: "we have priority cleaning for leaving rooms, as soon as they are free they will come" and in such a tone with a hint that, like, do you even want a friend? A few days later there was no room cleaning again - called, found out who was calling - hung up and turned off the phone. In a cafe - he asked Vera for a menu, to which he received an answer - go take it yourself at the bar, apparently she is not supposed to by status. He asked to open a bottle of wine or give a corkscrew - sent to the bar and gave out a crooked non-working bending corkscrew. The hotel staff greets only the owner of the hotel, who constantly abuses alcohol products in the hotel garden. All sorts of scum gather in the courtyard of the hotel, which has nothing to do with vacationers. Some kind of handymen, some old pepper shakers drinking with the owner of the hotel.
Pepper pots can be collected from 8 am until late at night. All night long someone walks and slams the entrance gate. The spirit of the scoop lives in Villa Fillini. If you like rudeness, rudeness, bad service and you want the feeling of a scoop not to leave you even on vacation, then Villa Fellini is your choice! And yes, they have a drill!
P. S. In Japan they say: "The fool is the one who has never climbed Mount Fuji, but the fool is the one who climbed it twice, " the same with Fellini's villa - the fool is the one who, having been in it, will return to it again.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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