Наш ужасный отдых Our terrible holiday

At the villa "Courchevel" (Simeiz) we spent the night from 26.07. 10 to 27.07. 10, we spent the night, because there was not the slightest desire to stay for a longer time! I want to say only one thing about the service in such places - they lay softly, but sleep hard. I understand that a villa is not really a hotel and the rules are not so much of a hotel business as of the owners themselves, but if you (the owners) are so intolerant of people, then why even get involved in the business of communicating with people. And since you've done that, it's a good idea to take note of the rule that the customer is always right! And now the information for those who want to stay there: if you are going by car, I strongly advise you to arrive before dark, firstly, it is extremely difficult to find this villa, because there is not a single sign, and secondly, you may grumble that it is already too late in order to accommodate someone, you may be "lucky" like us and you will hear it from the "hospitable" hostess Victoria, this will immediately let your mood for a great vacation. As for parking, it will be quite difficult for cars with a low jib to park there, since there is no question of asphalt there, and any Alpine resort will envy the descent to this parking lot. After a tedious journey, a feeling of hunger (do not expect anything to be offered there) and a whimpering child, it was simply stunning to meet such a "hospitable" welcome. I wanted to leave immediately and in order to somehow clarify the situation, I had the audacity (according to the hostess) to hint that the money (175 USD) had already been taken from us in advance and we have every right to spend the rest of the night here , to which they told us (I quote) "I will pay you more if only you left here... " - very hospitable isn't it : )))? And if it wasn't for the kids, I would have done the same. Now the details: we had a "suite" 2-room, but fresh, but cheap (by the way, in Yalta-Intourist, a 2-room junior suite, which is much cooler than this suite, costs us 200 USD plus breakfast, beach, every whim, etc. , etc. . n), as for 20 meters from the sea, they would like it so much there will be all 100, plus you need to stomp through someone else’s base, there is hot water in the room, but the pressure is such that you won’t be able to take a shower. Perhaps I would have found something else to criticize, but at dawn we safely left for Yalta. And I won’t take risks like that anymore, for which special thanks to this very Victoria. And here's what's strange: we got to this villa by accident, we always stay in Yalta, in Intourist, and now we were sitting on our suitcases when they called us and apologized and asked to come not on Saturday, but on Sunday. We decided to spend the night somewhere nearby and then move to a hotel. I called all the normal hotels in Yalta, Gurzuf and Simeiz, but there were no rooms anywhere. . . , but the villa "Courchevel" turned out to be more free, and to be precise, it was completely empty, we did not meet a single resort soul there (only our car and the owner's car were in the parking lot), I think that this also says a lot. Well, in the end, I would like to advise Victoria, if you are so intolerant of people and they just enrage you, then remove your site from the search engine and host guests according to your mood, and if you think that I am wrong in something, then get on my website with a link "reviews", I think it will be clear to many whether your peace is disturbed or not.