Frankly, upon arrival home, there was a oh-oh-great desire to immediately leave a review about this luxury boarding house, but there were too few decent printed expressions in my vocabulary, so I decided not to write anything! But almost a year has passed, and this vacation has remained "unforgettable" and choosing a place to stay this year, I decided to share my impressions!
So, we started to wonder even at the stage of ordering a tour:
after a dozen unsuccessful attempts to contact the boarding house on the phones indicated on their website and tired of waiting for an answer for an email request, we booked a tour through an agency.
On the site of the boarding house they read that "children are accepted from any age", naturally they clarified the conditions, we were assured that children under 3 years old without providing additional. places are placed free of charge (our son is 2.5 years old), billed without additional fees. places, a day later the tour operator called back, apologized and said that children are accommodated for free only up to 2 years, the cost is additional. places - 50 UAH. (the same cost was indicated on the site of the boarding house and on the site of other tour operators! ), We agreed, made an advance payment, and the next day - again a call, we are informed that the owner of the boarding house decided to revise the cost of accommodation for an additional fee. place and now it is 100 UAH, and insists on an additional payment!! ! At this point, I was indignant and demanded either to issue a refund of the prepayment, or to leave everything on the same terms. Agree, the question is not the difference of 50 UAH, but the insane thirst for enrichment of these people!!!
We left the price the same and on the appointed day we arrived at the boarding house, promising "a comfortable stay in Evpatoria. "
We were met by a very friendly administrator girl (unfortunately I don’t remember her name), she settled very quickly, told us where she was, the room (we rested in a 2-room apartment on the 1st floor) turned out to be exactly the same as in the photo - here full compliance: clean, bed linen is very decent, plumbing is new, there is no smell in the toilet, the courtyard, although very small, is clean, in the center of the courtyard there is a swimming pool....uffffffffff, I think I was worried in vain!
But then I ask where you can park the car....and away we go! I quote the information from the site "at your service there is a guarded parking lot on the territory of the boarding house"..... interestingly, the only place in the yard of the boarding house occupied by the owner's car gives reason to make such statements ? Ordinary guests of the boarding house are offered a place outside the gates of the boarding house, on the sidewalk, and this is provided that there are no more than three guests with cars, a larger number of cars simply will not fit on this patch! There were cases when, leaving for the beach, we had nowhere to return, we had to leave the car on the side of the road : (
Next is the beach! we read on the website "The boarding house" PARUS "is located in an ecologically clean resort area of the southwestern part of the city of Evpatoria, 150 meters from the sea... ", well, if from "Sail" to the sea 100 meters, then the meter should not be 100, but at least 500-600cm! The use of the beach is included in the price of services, the administrator issues a pass to the beach of a friendly boarding house, the beach is clean, but it is oppressed by half-broken wooden sunbeds lined up in one row, which cannot be moved to another place (obviously due to their advanced age), plastic sunbeds in the range for extra. the fee, the entrance to the sea is terrible, stones and sharp cobblestones, but this is a drawback of many Evpatoria beaches, so we went to swim in a storm or a little further, towards a peaceful one, there are excellent sandy beaches and a clear sea.
We read the info from the site further "Opposite the boarding house there is a huge park, where even in the heat you can walk with children"... Where is this ?? ? Opposite is a children's health camp, and next to it is some kind of landing, which also hardly claims the title of a huge park. . .
We read further: "You can get away from the bustle of the city, the noise of markets and discos. " Indeed, the boarding house is quite quiet and peaceful, the nightlife is not seething, because mostly people with small children rest there, but! Don't forget about the sauna on site! sometimes she surrenders to non-guests of the boarding house at all, and then the twilight is resounded with wild cries of bodies flopping into the pool heated from the outside by the sauna and from the inside by strong drinks, we observed a similar picture twice in two weeks : (
Well, if you miss the “noise of markets and discos”, then you will have to get NOT at all “10-15 minutes walk to the central park and the central resort embankment”, 10-15 minutes is only a walk to the tram, I have nothing against walking walks, but you will have to return along a completely unlit alley, along which it is very problematic to walk without twisting your leg even during daylight hours!
But if all of the above is "minor pranks" that can still be attributed to the owner's desire to embellish reality somewhat, then "The bar and restaurant of the boarding house is a cozy interior, a wide range of alcoholic and soft drinks, fresh gifts of the Crimean land, a variety of meat and seafood dishes "can't stand up to scrutiny!
Let's start with the fact that the waiters crawl out to their workplaces by nine o'clock, try to order breakfast and you will be met by cute sleepy girls who have not even had time to wash and comb their hair, thanks for not wearing pajamas at least! Moreover, they will answer that they cannot fulfill your order, because the kitchen has not yet begun to work and will offer you dumplings as the highest reward for your patience!
But the signature feature is dinner! Once, for dinner, we ordered meat in French, the bill was brought to us, we paid, surprised by the amount, and then paid attention to the weight of the meat! Two servings weighed 2kg400g!!!!! ! Tell me how it is possible to fit 1kg200g of meat on one standard plate, and my husband also has a side dish????????????!!!!!!!!! ! Yes, I was almost torn to shreds (and not at all from the amount of food) !! ! We didn’t swear, because we ordered another bottle of wine for dinner and didn’t want to be accused of a drunken brawl! We limited ourselves to the fact that we made a very correct remark to the waitress, to which she ran to the kitchen, obviously for a consultation with more experienced comrades, and answered us (guess what? ) WELL SORRY WE WON'T BE LIKE THIS AGAIN !!!!!
In general, a pleasant rest for everyone, but not in this institution !! !
So, we started to wonder even at the stage of ordering a tour:
after a dozen unsuccessful attempts to contact the boarding house on the phones indicated on their website and tired of waiting for an answer for an email request, we booked a tour through an agency.
On the site of the boarding house they read that "children are accepted from any age", naturally they clarified the conditions, we were assured that children under 3 years old without providing additional. places are placed free of charge (our son is 2.5 years old), billed without additional fees. places, a day later the tour operator called back, apologized and said that children are accommodated for free only up to 2 years, the cost is additional. places - 50 UAH. (the same cost was indicated on the site of the boarding house and on the site of other tour operators! ), We agreed, made an advance payment, and the next day - again a call, we are informed that the owner of the boarding house decided to revise the cost of accommodation for an additional fee. place and now it is 100 UAH, and insists on an additional payment!! ! At this point, I was indignant and demanded either to issue a refund of the prepayment, or to leave everything on the same terms. Agree, the question is not the difference of 50 UAH, but the insane thirst for enrichment of these people!!!
We left the price the same and on the appointed day we arrived at the boarding house, promising "a comfortable stay in Evpatoria. "
We were met by a very friendly administrator girl (unfortunately I don’t remember her name), she settled very quickly, told us where she was, the room (we rested in a 2-room apartment on the 1st floor) turned out to be exactly the same as in the photo - here full compliance: clean, bed linen is very decent, plumbing is new, there is no smell in the toilet, the courtyard, although very small, is clean, in the center of the courtyard there is a swimming pool....uffffffffff, I think I was worried in vain!
But then I ask where you can park the car....and away we go! I quote the information from the site "at your service there is a guarded parking lot on the territory of the boarding house"..... interestingly, the only place in the yard of the boarding house occupied by the owner's car gives reason to make such statements ? Ordinary guests of the boarding house are offered a place outside the gates of the boarding house, on the sidewalk, and this is provided that there are no more than three guests with cars, a larger number of cars simply will not fit on this patch! There were cases when, leaving for the beach, we had nowhere to return, we had to leave the car on the side of the road : (
Next is the beach! we read on the website "The boarding house" PARUS "is located in an ecologically clean resort area of the southwestern part of the city of Evpatoria, 150 meters from the sea... ", well, if from "Sail" to the sea 100 meters, then the meter should not be 100, but at least 500-600cm! The use of the beach is included in the price of services, the administrator issues a pass to the beach of a friendly boarding house, the beach is clean, but it is oppressed by half-broken wooden sunbeds lined up in one row, which cannot be moved to another place (obviously due to their advanced age), plastic sunbeds in the range for extra. the fee, the entrance to the sea is terrible, stones and sharp cobblestones, but this is a drawback of many Evpatoria beaches, so we went to swim in a storm or a little further, towards a peaceful one, there are excellent sandy beaches and a clear sea.
We read the info from the site further "Opposite the boarding house there is a huge park, where even in the heat you can walk with children"... Where is this ?? ? Opposite is a children's health camp, and next to it is some kind of landing, which also hardly claims the title of a huge park. . .
We read further: "You can get away from the bustle of the city, the noise of markets and discos. " Indeed, the boarding house is quite quiet and peaceful, the nightlife is not seething, because mostly people with small children rest there, but! Don't forget about the sauna on site! sometimes she surrenders to non-guests of the boarding house at all, and then the twilight is resounded with wild cries of bodies flopping into the pool heated from the outside by the sauna and from the inside by strong drinks, we observed a similar picture twice in two weeks : (
Well, if you miss the “noise of markets and discos”, then you will have to get NOT at all “10-15 minutes walk to the central park and the central resort embankment”, 10-15 minutes is only a walk to the tram, I have nothing against walking walks, but you will have to return along a completely unlit alley, along which it is very problematic to walk without twisting your leg even during daylight hours!
But if all of the above is "minor pranks" that can still be attributed to the owner's desire to embellish reality somewhat, then "The bar and restaurant of the boarding house is a cozy interior, a wide range of alcoholic and soft drinks, fresh gifts of the Crimean land, a variety of meat and seafood dishes "can't stand up to scrutiny!
Let's start with the fact that the waiters crawl out to their workplaces by nine o'clock, try to order breakfast and you will be met by cute sleepy girls who have not even had time to wash and comb their hair, thanks for not wearing pajamas at least! Moreover, they will answer that they cannot fulfill your order, because the kitchen has not yet begun to work and will offer you dumplings as the highest reward for your patience!
But the signature feature is dinner! Once, for dinner, we ordered meat in French, the bill was brought to us, we paid, surprised by the amount, and then paid attention to the weight of the meat! Two servings weighed 2kg400g!!!!! ! Tell me how it is possible to fit 1kg200g of meat on one standard plate, and my husband also has a side dish????????????!!!!!!!!! ! Yes, I was almost torn to shreds (and not at all from the amount of food) !! ! We didn’t swear, because we ordered another bottle of wine for dinner and didn’t want to be accused of a drunken brawl! We limited ourselves to the fact that we made a very correct remark to the waitress, to which she ran to the kitchen, obviously for a consultation with more experienced comrades, and answered us (guess what? ) WELL SORRY WE WON'T BE LIKE THIS AGAIN !!!!!
In general, a pleasant rest for everyone, but not in this institution !! !
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