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Little children, for nothing in the world
Don't go for a walk in Africa!
In Africa sharks, in Africa gorillas,
Large crocodiles in Africa
You will be bitten, beaten and offended.
Do not go to Africa for a walk, children.
In Africa a robber, in Africa a villain,
Terrible Barmalei in Africa! (with)
Just on the eve of the beginning of providing friendly assistance to our country to the nearest peaceful neighbors, I had to stumble into the "Bender's lair" - the capital of Volyn Lutsk.
Of course, all that the honest and objective foreign media are trumpeting is true: crowds of vicious and brutal radical bandits armed to the teeth are raging in the streets, bombs and grenades are constantly exploding, terrorists are moving to neighboring regions and towns. to passers-by with the words: "Well, say Glory to Ukraine! ”.
And, I forgot: without stopping, like trees in the woods, monuments to the leader of the world proletariat are torn down, and immediately on the vacated pedestals, he puts freshly demolished monuments to S. Bandera or other brothers, and immediately - bam, honorable is followed by plastuns. However, they are hiding their tanks and armored personnel carriers, I haven't seen anyone. A machine gun well in bulk. Naturally, every Volyn resident goes, for example, to the supermarket and instead of a bag in the cell of the storage room hand machine gun puts. Although young men probably wield and brawl only at night, because during the day I walked around the city calmly and rode in transport. Well, you'd think the conductor in the trolleybus was attached: say, say, the slogan (password), because I won't sell the ticket! And I'm with my Russian language - well, everyone was shaking, out of horror, but well, how will they take me as an enemy element, and at once at my expense? !!
But no, they must have come up with some other trick. They didn't do anything to me.
Not only that, the hotel was settled with a very militant name "Altamira". And the truth is, the hotels were set up by the Benderites. It's just a "hiding place" of some kind: in the suburbs of Lutsk, in the village of Strumivka, in the middle of a pine forest, the territory is well-groomed, alpine slides-fountains, lanterns-gazebos, a summer playground. Car parking. On it too, the truth, neither the tank, nor the armored personnel carrier didn't stand, well so on that they and superfluous "westerners", all under cover at them.
And most importantly, probably for everything, to put my vigilance to sleep and lure to myself, what tricks did not go! And they talked politely on the phone, and put such a cute young lady on the recipe. And she gives me - once, get, and gives a kind of number, decent and clean, with windows to the forest and with adjustable heating. Then - more: she planned an even more sophisticated torture in the evening, so immediately at the settlement issued a card on which you had to choose breakfast.
Well, it is clear that this was done with the intention of ruining the enemy's new day in the morning, and nothing good could await me at that breakfast: juice, coffee with milk, scrambled eggs with vegetables and cheese and pancakes with jam. And everything is fresh, delicious. The main thing was that the Blueberry Juice was given, apparently, as they hid in the swamps, collected in between, and rolled into bottles, they foresaw, not otherwise, that they would have to feed the enemy, that's why they tried.
And how perversely mocked the visiting guest: and put the right amount of towels, and put water in the room, and the TV worked, and the refrigerator buzzed, and even soap-shampoo-toilet paper was not taken away! Slippers are not put. But usually whites are, apparently, decided not to upset in advance with bad analogies.
Pi. Si.
In case someone takes for granted all the above - SPECIAL MESSAGE: in the western part of our country, as in all of Ukraine, there are absolutely normal, adequate, good people. They all don't care: you speak Russian, Ukrainian, Yiddish, Swahili or any other language. If you are a foreign (or foreign) guest - they will do everything to make your stay in their city pleasant.
I really liked the "Altamira": good location (3 km from Lutsk, suburbs, but very close), convenient transportation (there are minibuses and trolleybuses, if you are in your car - parking at the hotel, near gas station and car service), comfortable rooms, very nice staff. A restaurant with something African interior, but in a soft pastel color that shouts nothing. At least he doesn't look like a shaman. This is a really good hotel in Lutsk.
Pi. Pi. Si.
Such an episode was interesting.
I am always attacked by "zhor" on the way. And no matter how much dry soldering was on board - still stop to "feed the locusts" can not be avoided. Almost all more or less decent places on the road Zhytomyr-Rivne have been explored and priorities have been set. One of the most visited is the Okovo gas station restaurant "A La Minute" on the way out of Rivne. Usually for me, as a navigator, cognac is poured there for dinner to "watch the eye". So this time at all Rivne and Lutsk gas stations in connection with the situation in the country there was a dry law. Alcohol is not something that is not sold - it is not even displayed in the window. This is me to the fact that from the point of view of a reasonable person, such a precautionary measure also very positively characterizes those who are simply unreasonable to fear and very ugly to call "Bender".
She herself used this word in her report only to appeal to dissenters.
You can start throwing stones and stones at me : )
From uv.
Don't go for a walk in Africa!
In Africa sharks, in Africa gorillas,
Large crocodiles in Africa
You will be bitten, beaten and offended.
Do not go to Africa for a walk, children.
In Africa a robber, in Africa a villain,
Terrible Barmalei in Africa! (with)
Just on the eve of the beginning of providing friendly assistance to our country to the nearest peaceful neighbors, I had to stumble into the "Bender's lair" - the capital of Volyn Lutsk.
Of course, all that the honest and objective foreign media are trumpeting is true: crowds of vicious and brutal radical bandits armed to the teeth are raging in the streets, bombs and grenades are constantly exploding, terrorists are moving to neighboring regions and towns. to passers-by with the words: "Well, say Glory to Ukraine! ”.
And, I forgot: without stopping, like trees in the woods, monuments to the leader of the world proletariat are torn down, and immediately on the vacated pedestals, he puts freshly demolished monuments to S. Bandera or other brothers, and immediately - bam, honorable is followed by plastuns. However, they are hiding their tanks and armored personnel carriers, I haven't seen anyone. A machine gun well in bulk. Naturally, every Volyn resident goes, for example, to the supermarket and instead of a bag in the cell of the storage room hand machine gun puts. Although young men probably wield and brawl only at night, because during the day I walked around the city calmly and rode in transport. Well, you'd think the conductor in the trolleybus was attached: say, say, the slogan (password), because I won't sell the ticket! And I'm with my Russian language - well, everyone was shaking, out of horror, but well, how will they take me as an enemy element, and at once at my expense? !!
But no, they must have come up with some other trick. They didn't do anything to me.
Not only that, the hotel was settled with a very militant name "Altamira". And the truth is, the hotels were set up by the Benderites. It's just a "hiding place" of some kind: in the suburbs of Lutsk, in the village of Strumivka, in the middle of a pine forest, the territory is well-groomed, alpine slides-fountains, lanterns-gazebos, a summer playground. Car parking. On it too, the truth, neither the tank, nor the armored personnel carrier didn't stand, well so on that they and superfluous "westerners", all under cover at them.
And most importantly, probably for everything, to put my vigilance to sleep and lure to myself, what tricks did not go! And they talked politely on the phone, and put such a cute young lady on the recipe. And she gives me - once, get, and gives a kind of number, decent and clean, with windows to the forest and with adjustable heating. Then - more: she planned an even more sophisticated torture in the evening, so immediately at the settlement issued a card on which you had to choose breakfast.
Well, it is clear that this was done with the intention of ruining the enemy's new day in the morning, and nothing good could await me at that breakfast: juice, coffee with milk, scrambled eggs with vegetables and cheese and pancakes with jam. And everything is fresh, delicious. The main thing was that the Blueberry Juice was given, apparently, as they hid in the swamps, collected in between, and rolled into bottles, they foresaw, not otherwise, that they would have to feed the enemy, that's why they tried.
And how perversely mocked the visiting guest: and put the right amount of towels, and put water in the room, and the TV worked, and the refrigerator buzzed, and even soap-shampoo-toilet paper was not taken away! Slippers are not put. But usually whites are, apparently, decided not to upset in advance with bad analogies.
Pi. Si.
In case someone takes for granted all the above - SPECIAL MESSAGE: in the western part of our country, as in all of Ukraine, there are absolutely normal, adequate, good people. They all don't care: you speak Russian, Ukrainian, Yiddish, Swahili or any other language. If you are a foreign (or foreign) guest - they will do everything to make your stay in their city pleasant.
I really liked the "Altamira": good location (3 km from Lutsk, suburbs, but very close), convenient transportation (there are minibuses and trolleybuses, if you are in your car - parking at the hotel, near gas station and car service), comfortable rooms, very nice staff. A restaurant with something African interior, but in a soft pastel color that shouts nothing. At least he doesn't look like a shaman. This is a really good hotel in Lutsk.
Pi. Pi. Si.
Such an episode was interesting.
I am always attacked by "zhor" on the way. And no matter how much dry soldering was on board - still stop to "feed the locusts" can not be avoided. Almost all more or less decent places on the road Zhytomyr-Rivne have been explored and priorities have been set. One of the most visited is the Okovo gas station restaurant "A La Minute" on the way out of Rivne. Usually for me, as a navigator, cognac is poured there for dinner to "watch the eye". So this time at all Rivne and Lutsk gas stations in connection with the situation in the country there was a dry law. Alcohol is not something that is not sold - it is not even displayed in the window. This is me to the fact that from the point of view of a reasonable person, such a precautionary measure also very positively characterizes those who are simply unreasonable to fear and very ugly to call "Bender".
She herself used this word in her report only to appeal to dissenters.
You can start throwing stones and stones at me : )
From uv.
Translated automatically from Ukrainian. View original
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