Celebrated a wedding in Altamira. At first, everything was fine: discounts were given on the gazebo (which should be free if there are more than 50 guests), and hotel rooms, and breakfast was taken into account and everything was so great. In fact, the waiters paid little attention to the guests (we decided not to spoil the holiday and did not quarrel with anyone), at the end of the evening, as it turned out, we had to pay for the wedding room for the newlyweds, but only 50% (although we were promised free) .
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Celebrated a wedding in Altamira. At first, everything was fine: discounts were given on the gazebo (which should be free if there are more than 50 guests), and hotel rooms, and breakfast was taken into account and everything was so great.
In fact, the waiters paid little attention to the guests (we decided not to spoil the holiday and did not quarrel with anyone), at the end of the evening, as it turned out, we had to pay for the wedding room for the newlyweds, but only 50% (although we were promised free) ...after welding we were given money in the morning!
As for the rest of the rooms - we were told that there will be discounts (as it turned out later the discount of 8 rooms was about 70 UAH, although we did not take cheap rooms), breakfast was said to be ...it turned out CHEATED here too (((( ((((
On the second day, in the morning, our guests in the hall made an order for more than UAH 3.000. , because we were not given breakfast, the guests wanted to eat and began to solve the problem themselves.
Then we asked for a gazebo (before the wedding, when ordering the menu, we were told that it will be a gift when there are more than 50 guests, we asked if it can be used on the second day, the administrator Victoria said it is possible (this answer was heard 6 man) !!!!! ) to have breakfast there, we were not given it, they said that a person 100 UAH. , later became UAH 50. they could not figure out what the amount should be, who went about a long road for about 12 years (you knew that our guests are not local, that they are from different cities of Ukraine) We are 40 minutes. , and even less had to find food for guests to have a snack! ! ! !!
Accordingly, everyone was unpleasantly surprised and upset.
we wanted to talk to the director (who was hiding in the institution at the time and did not come out to us), so no one came to us, except the administrator Victoria and the security guard (it's very funny). In such an institution, hide behind the administrator and security guard ! ! ! ! !!
In response to all our questions, and we had a lot of them ...we were told that we had badly damaged Victoria's nerves, she was stressed ...and we gathered all the guests WITH GREAT PLEASURE LEFT ALTAMIR (sorry, only, that the guests had such a situation ...very uncomfortable for them) !!!! ! ! ! !!
There were not 48 guests, as they say, but 55 (although it was paid as for 58 guests). And in my opinion, no matter how many guests in your restaurant or hotel, you should first be treated with respect, and if you promised something or offered your service, please do it, not "lead guests by the nose", first said one thing , then something else, wanted to do the third, in their own way! ! ! ! ! !!
You should do your best to make your clients mention Altamira and its employees only on the good side and recommend you to others ! ! ! ! !!
I can't and don't want to recommend you to my acquaintances, friends and relatives ...in principle, they saw and heard everything ! ! ! ! !!
I just want to thank the chef! ! ! ! ! Your dishes are very tasty))) It's a pity that such a talented and wonderful person works in such a not bad team (((((((
In fact, the waiters paid little attention to the guests (we decided not to spoil the holiday and did not quarrel with anyone), at the end of the evening, as it turned out, we had to pay for the wedding room for the newlyweds, but only 50% (although we were promised free) ...after welding we were given money in the morning!
As for the rest of the rooms - we were told that there will be discounts (as it turned out later the discount of 8 rooms was about 70 UAH, although we did not take cheap rooms), breakfast was said to be ...it turned out CHEATED here too (((( ((((
On the second day, in the morning, our guests in the hall made an order for more than UAH 3.000. , because we were not given breakfast, the guests wanted to eat and began to solve the problem themselves.
Then we asked for a gazebo (before the wedding, when ordering the menu, we were told that it will be a gift when there are more than 50 guests, we asked if it can be used on the second day, the administrator Victoria said it is possible (this answer was heard 6 man) !!!!! ) to have breakfast there, we were not given it, they said that a person 100 UAH. , later became UAH 50. they could not figure out what the amount should be, who went about a long road for about 12 years (you knew that our guests are not local, that they are from different cities of Ukraine) We are 40 minutes. , and even less had to find food for guests to have a snack! ! ! !!
Accordingly, everyone was unpleasantly surprised and upset.
we wanted to talk to the director (who was hiding in the institution at the time and did not come out to us), so no one came to us, except the administrator Victoria and the security guard (it's very funny). In such an institution, hide behind the administrator and security guard ! ! ! ! !!
In response to all our questions, and we had a lot of them ...we were told that we had badly damaged Victoria's nerves, she was stressed ...and we gathered all the guests WITH GREAT PLEASURE LEFT ALTAMIR (sorry, only, that the guests had such a situation ...very uncomfortable for them) !!!! ! ! ! !!
There were not 48 guests, as they say, but 55 (although it was paid as for 58 guests). And in my opinion, no matter how many guests in your restaurant or hotel, you should first be treated with respect, and if you promised something or offered your service, please do it, not "lead guests by the nose", first said one thing , then something else, wanted to do the third, in their own way! ! ! ! ! !!
You should do your best to make your clients mention Altamira and its employees only on the good side and recommend you to others ! ! ! ! !!
I can't and don't want to recommend you to my acquaintances, friends and relatives ...in principle, they saw and heard everything ! ! ! ! !!
I just want to thank the chef! ! ! ! ! Your dishes are very tasty))) It's a pity that such a talented and wonderful person works in such a not bad team (((((((
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Little children, for nothing in the world Don't go for a walk in Africa! In Africa sharks, in Africa gorillas, Large crocodiles in Africa You will be bitten, beaten and offended. Do not go to Africa for a walk, children. In Africa a robber, in Africa a villain, Terrible Barmalei in Africa! (with) Just on the eve of the beginning of providing friendly assistance to our country to the nearest peaceful neighbors, I had to stumble into the "Bender's lair" - the capital of Volyn Lutsk.
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Little children, for nothing in the world
Don't go for a walk in Africa!
In Africa sharks, in Africa gorillas,
Large crocodiles in Africa
You will be bitten, beaten and offended.
Do not go to Africa for a walk, children.
In Africa a robber, in Africa a villain,
Terrible Barmalei in Africa! (with)
Just on the eve of the beginning of providing friendly assistance to our country to the nearest peaceful neighbors, I had to stumble into the "Bender's lair" - the capital of Volyn Lutsk.
Of course, all that the honest and objective foreign media are trumpeting is true: crowds of vicious and brutal radical bandits armed to the teeth are raging in the streets, bombs and grenades are constantly exploding, terrorists are moving to neighboring regions and towns. to passers-by with the words: "Well, say Glory to Ukraine! ”.
And, I forgot: without stopping, like trees in the woods, monuments to the leader of the world proletariat are torn down, and immediately on the vacated pedestals, he puts freshly demolished monuments to S. Bandera or other brothers, and immediately - bam, honorable is followed by plastuns. However, they are hiding their tanks and armored personnel carriers, I haven't seen anyone. A machine gun well in bulk. Naturally, every Volyn resident goes, for example, to the supermarket and instead of a bag in the cell of the storage room hand machine gun puts. Although young men probably wield and brawl only at night, because during the day I walked around the city calmly and rode in transport. Well, you'd think the conductor in the trolleybus was attached: say, say, the slogan (password), because I won't sell the ticket! And I'm with my Russian language - well, everyone was shaking, out of horror, but well, how will they take me as an enemy element, and at once at my expense? !!
But no, they must have come up with some other trick. They didn't do anything to me.
Not only that, the hotel was settled with a very militant name "Altamira". And the truth is, the hotels were set up by the Benderites. It's just a "hiding place" of some kind: in the suburbs of Lutsk, in the village of Strumivka, in the middle of a pine forest, the territory is well-groomed, alpine slides-fountains, lanterns-gazebos, a summer playground. Car parking. On it too, the truth, neither the tank, nor the armored personnel carrier didn't stand, well so on that they and superfluous "westerners", all under cover at them.
And most importantly, probably for everything, to put my vigilance to sleep and lure to myself, what tricks did not go! And they talked politely on the phone, and put such a cute young lady on the recipe. And she gives me - once, get, and gives a kind of number, decent and clean, with windows to the forest and with adjustable heating. Then - more: she planned an even more sophisticated torture in the evening, so immediately at the settlement issued a card on which you had to choose breakfast.
Well, it is clear that this was done with the intention of ruining the enemy's new day in the morning, and nothing good could await me at that breakfast: juice, coffee with milk, scrambled eggs with vegetables and cheese and pancakes with jam. And everything is fresh, delicious. The main thing was that the Blueberry Juice was given, apparently, as they hid in the swamps, collected in between, and rolled into bottles, they foresaw, not otherwise, that they would have to feed the enemy, that's why they tried.
And how perversely mocked the visiting guest: and put the right amount of towels, and put water in the room, and the TV worked, and the refrigerator buzzed, and even soap-shampoo-toilet paper was not taken away! Slippers are not put. But usually whites are, apparently, decided not to upset in advance with bad analogies.
Pi. Si.
In case someone takes for granted all the above - SPECIAL MESSAGE: in the western part of our country, as in all of Ukraine, there are absolutely normal, adequate, good people. They all don't care: you speak Russian, Ukrainian, Yiddish, Swahili or any other language. If you are a foreign (or foreign) guest - they will do everything to make your stay in their city pleasant.
I really liked the "Altamira": good location (3 km from Lutsk, suburbs, but very close), convenient transportation (there are minibuses and trolleybuses, if you are in your car - parking at the hotel, near gas station and car service), comfortable rooms, very nice staff. A restaurant with something African interior, but in a soft pastel color that shouts nothing. At least he doesn't look like a shaman. This is a really good hotel in Lutsk.
Pi. Pi. Si.
Such an episode was interesting.
I am always attacked by "zhor" on the way. And no matter how much dry soldering was on board - still stop to "feed the locusts" can not be avoided. Almost all more or less decent places on the road Zhytomyr-Rivne have been explored and priorities have been set. One of the most visited is the Okovo gas station restaurant "A La Minute" on the way out of Rivne. Usually for me, as a navigator, cognac is poured there for dinner to "watch the eye". So this time at all Rivne and Lutsk gas stations in connection with the situation in the country there was a dry law. Alcohol is not something that is not sold - it is not even displayed in the window. This is me to the fact that from the point of view of a reasonable person, such a precautionary measure also very positively characterizes those who are simply unreasonable to fear and very ugly to call "Bender".
She herself used this word in her report only to appeal to dissenters.
You can start throwing stones and stones at me : )
From uv.
Don't go for a walk in Africa!
In Africa sharks, in Africa gorillas,
Large crocodiles in Africa
You will be bitten, beaten and offended.
Do not go to Africa for a walk, children.
In Africa a robber, in Africa a villain,
Terrible Barmalei in Africa! (with)
Just on the eve of the beginning of providing friendly assistance to our country to the nearest peaceful neighbors, I had to stumble into the "Bender's lair" - the capital of Volyn Lutsk.
Of course, all that the honest and objective foreign media are trumpeting is true: crowds of vicious and brutal radical bandits armed to the teeth are raging in the streets, bombs and grenades are constantly exploding, terrorists are moving to neighboring regions and towns. to passers-by with the words: "Well, say Glory to Ukraine! ”.
And, I forgot: without stopping, like trees in the woods, monuments to the leader of the world proletariat are torn down, and immediately on the vacated pedestals, he puts freshly demolished monuments to S. Bandera or other brothers, and immediately - bam, honorable is followed by plastuns. However, they are hiding their tanks and armored personnel carriers, I haven't seen anyone. A machine gun well in bulk. Naturally, every Volyn resident goes, for example, to the supermarket and instead of a bag in the cell of the storage room hand machine gun puts. Although young men probably wield and brawl only at night, because during the day I walked around the city calmly and rode in transport. Well, you'd think the conductor in the trolleybus was attached: say, say, the slogan (password), because I won't sell the ticket! And I'm with my Russian language - well, everyone was shaking, out of horror, but well, how will they take me as an enemy element, and at once at my expense? !!
But no, they must have come up with some other trick. They didn't do anything to me.
Not only that, the hotel was settled with a very militant name "Altamira". And the truth is, the hotels were set up by the Benderites. It's just a "hiding place" of some kind: in the suburbs of Lutsk, in the village of Strumivka, in the middle of a pine forest, the territory is well-groomed, alpine slides-fountains, lanterns-gazebos, a summer playground. Car parking. On it too, the truth, neither the tank, nor the armored personnel carrier didn't stand, well so on that they and superfluous "westerners", all under cover at them.
And most importantly, probably for everything, to put my vigilance to sleep and lure to myself, what tricks did not go! And they talked politely on the phone, and put such a cute young lady on the recipe. And she gives me - once, get, and gives a kind of number, decent and clean, with windows to the forest and with adjustable heating. Then - more: she planned an even more sophisticated torture in the evening, so immediately at the settlement issued a card on which you had to choose breakfast.
Well, it is clear that this was done with the intention of ruining the enemy's new day in the morning, and nothing good could await me at that breakfast: juice, coffee with milk, scrambled eggs with vegetables and cheese and pancakes with jam. And everything is fresh, delicious. The main thing was that the Blueberry Juice was given, apparently, as they hid in the swamps, collected in between, and rolled into bottles, they foresaw, not otherwise, that they would have to feed the enemy, that's why they tried.
And how perversely mocked the visiting guest: and put the right amount of towels, and put water in the room, and the TV worked, and the refrigerator buzzed, and even soap-shampoo-toilet paper was not taken away! Slippers are not put. But usually whites are, apparently, decided not to upset in advance with bad analogies.
Pi. Si.
In case someone takes for granted all the above - SPECIAL MESSAGE: in the western part of our country, as in all of Ukraine, there are absolutely normal, adequate, good people. They all don't care: you speak Russian, Ukrainian, Yiddish, Swahili or any other language. If you are a foreign (or foreign) guest - they will do everything to make your stay in their city pleasant.
I really liked the "Altamira": good location (3 km from Lutsk, suburbs, but very close), convenient transportation (there are minibuses and trolleybuses, if you are in your car - parking at the hotel, near gas station and car service), comfortable rooms, very nice staff. A restaurant with something African interior, but in a soft pastel color that shouts nothing. At least he doesn't look like a shaman. This is a really good hotel in Lutsk.
Pi. Pi. Si.
Such an episode was interesting.
I am always attacked by "zhor" on the way. And no matter how much dry soldering was on board - still stop to "feed the locusts" can not be avoided. Almost all more or less decent places on the road Zhytomyr-Rivne have been explored and priorities have been set. One of the most visited is the Okovo gas station restaurant "A La Minute" on the way out of Rivne. Usually for me, as a navigator, cognac is poured there for dinner to "watch the eye". So this time at all Rivne and Lutsk gas stations in connection with the situation in the country there was a dry law. Alcohol is not something that is not sold - it is not even displayed in the window. This is me to the fact that from the point of view of a reasonable person, such a precautionary measure also very positively characterizes those who are simply unreasonable to fear and very ugly to call "Bender".
She herself used this word in her report only to appeal to dissenters.
You can start throwing stones and stones at me : )
From uv.
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