Перлина Коблево или почему нам рано в Евросоюз? Perlina Koblevo or why is it too early for us to enter the European Union?

Approach: why bother? So they will come!
In Crimea, in principle, not with a foot! Odessa - a lot of people. The choice fell on Koblevo, they chose almost the most expensive option. The view of the hotel is undeniably cool! Especially the accommodation by the sea and the terrace! Apartments in Perlin - it's hard to call them apartments... the second room is just a corridor with a refrigerator, the furniture is cheap, the bed creaks terribly!! ! Settled in the room - the floor... it's scary to walk without slippers, For 4 days not a single cleaning! ! In small! ! bathroom - MUSHROOM in the shower! ! Water in the shower drains with difficulty (will have to wait)! ! Faucets, plastic - hooks, shelves - cheap China Light, like in a tunnel! These are all apartments for 1200 per day!! ! Breakfast from 9-30! ! At 10 you will order, at the beginning of the 11th you will receive breakfast - in turn (everyone wants to eat)! ! Waitresses - prices will not add up to themselves ! ! Sunglasses are not removed. . . Smile to the customer? ? What are you?? ? With what joy?? ? Holiday hits: 1) can I have a towel for the beach?... now I'll see if they're dry. . . 2) at 11 o'clock in the morning... can I have coffee?... the coffee is already over! !....HOW?????
Why stress? So they will come! The Ukrainian client will endure, he is not used to the service : )

And add the prefix VIP-hotel for the solidity of the price : )
It's a pity the pictures can not be posted here, otherwise I would have pleased you : )