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I copied a review from another site .... but the worst thing is that there are more and more such tourists ... and this is no longer funny ....
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Some people need to know themselves...)
Be sure to carry a huge bag with you into the cabin. So what if there are restrictions on the size of hand luggage? There are 25 things that are vital during a two-hour flight.
As soon as the command is given to take your seats and fasten your seat belts, be sure to jump up and start getting your bag out of the luggage compartment - after all, you will not be able to do without a book in the next ten minutes.
When checking into a hotel, ask for a room with a sea view, but to be quiet, with a bed not by the window, not lower than the fifth floor and with a balcony. If such combinations have not yet been invented at the hotel, loudly indignant so that these scoundrels immediately understand what an important person
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Some people need to know themselves...)
Be sure to carry a huge bag with you into the cabin. So what if there are restrictions on the size of hand luggage? There are 25 things that are vital during a two-hour flight.
As soon as the command is given to take your seats and fasten your seat belts, be sure to jump up and start getting your bag out of the luggage compartment - after all, you will not be able to do without a book in the next ten minutes.
When checking into a hotel, ask for a room with a sea view, but to be quiet, with a bed not by the window, not lower than the fifth floor and with a balcony. If such combinations have not yet been invented at the hotel, loudly indignant so that these scoundrels immediately understand what an important person
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At breakfast buffets, fill up a lot, remembering to toss a couple of sandwiches into your bag. No one has yet canceled the likelihood of starvation. Don't pay attention to the line of people standing behind you, waiting for you to fill your pockets with food. Wait: you've got it.
Regardless of the country of residence, address everyone in Russian. Did not learn - their problems.
During bus tours, the main commandment is to get plenty of grub. The notorious starvation will try to defeat you there too. Hrumkayte, crumble in the cabin, leave piles of garbage. For requests not to eat in the cabin, score.
Do not listen to the tour guide. This is the same annoying man with a microphone, who at first persistently prevents you from chatting with a girlfriend for the whole salon, and then answers your questions, which were covered in detail five minutes ago.
The hotter the host country, the more acute the need to put on socks with sneakers or sandals, and take them off on the bus, thereby ennobling the air with a heavenly aroma.
Shut off as much water as possible while driving. You shouldn't care that all the other fifty tourists went to the bathroom ten minutes ago. Demand to release
At breakfast buffets, fill up a lot, remembering to toss a couple of sandwiches into your bag. No one has yet canceled the likelihood of starvation. Don't pay attention to the line of people standing behind you, waiting for you to fill your pockets with food. Wait: you've got it.
Regardless of the country of residence, address everyone in Russian. Did not learn - their problems.
During bus tours, the main commandment is to get plenty of grub. The notorious starvation will try to defeat you there too. Hrumkayte, crumble in the cabin, leave piles of garbage. For requests not to eat in the cabin, score.
Do not listen to the tour guide. This is the same annoying man with a microphone, who at first persistently prevents you from chatting with a girlfriend for the whole salon, and then answers your questions, which were covered in detail five minutes ago.
The hotter the host country, the more acute the need to put on socks with sneakers or sandals, and take them off on the bus, thereby ennobling the air with a heavenly aroma.
Shut off as much water as possible while driving. You shouldn't care that all the other fifty tourists went to the bathroom ten minutes ago. Demand to release
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answered 13 years ago
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If the neighbor behind you has his legs pinched by the chair you recline, do not try to find a compromise. He grew flippers, you bastard! Now let him suffer with swollen legs and bruised knees.
Show more dissatisfaction. Why is the tour bus going so fast? I can't see everything. Why is there so little time to go to the toilet? Why is it so hot? Why is it cold? Remember: the guide is to blame. Pour on him the maximum of your natural negativity.
Throw show-offs for no reason as often as possible. It doesn't matter that you paid three kopecks for a ticket and are trying to mold candy out of shit. Everyone and always must kiss your heels for honoring the infidel region with your presence.
The very second, as the landing gear touches the runway, unfasten your seat belt, turn on your phone and start yelling there in a bad voice: “Valera, I have arrived, meet me!” Get up and start shoveling things out of the luggage rack.
Ignore the flight attendants' requests to sit down, because only the first five are let out of the plane, and Valera is already waiting.
Returning home, shit in the reviews. The breakfast menu does not differ in variety: only ten dishes. Terrible service: bed linen was changed only 3 times in a week
If the neighbor behind you has his legs pinched by the chair you recline, do not try to find a compromise. He grew flippers, you bastard! Now let him suffer with swollen legs and bruised knees.
Show more dissatisfaction. Why is the tour bus going so fast? I can't see everything. Why is there so little time to go to the toilet? Why is it so hot? Why is it cold? Remember: the guide is to blame. Pour on him the maximum of your natural negativity.
Throw show-offs for no reason as often as possible. It doesn't matter that you paid three kopecks for a ticket and are trying to mold candy out of shit. Everyone and always must kiss your heels for honoring the infidel region with your presence.
The very second, as the landing gear touches the runway, unfasten your seat belt, turn on your phone and start yelling there in a bad voice: “Valera, I have arrived, meet me!” Get up and start shoveling things out of the luggage rack.
Ignore the flight attendants' requests to sit down, because only the first five are let out of the plane, and Valera is already waiting.
Returning home, shit in the reviews. The breakfast menu does not differ in variety: only ten dishes. Terrible service: bed linen was changed only 3 times in a week
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answered 13 years ago
This is a very short list :-(((
I'll add from myself:
Last year, we rested in Sarigerme in a quiet place where mostly British people rest and the hotel is not a party place. The next day, a group of young people stopped by, who behaved so disgustingly everywhere they appeared that I would be ashamed to admit that we are from the same country (fortunately, no one asked). I don’t want to list all the charms of their behavior, it will be enough to say that they yelled everywhere in a bad voice so that they were heard by everyone and everywhere (this is in a hotel where people go for peace and quiet). So, we were shocked by the phrase, uttered with great pride in ourselves, which the whole hotel also heard (fortunately, not everyone understood Russian): "Can you imagine what we are doing at home if we light it up here like that ?!"
I sincerely hope (since one of them appeared here before the trip) that they recognize themselves and draw at least some conclusions.
I'll add from myself:
Last year, we rested in Sarigerme in a quiet place where mostly British people rest and the hotel is not a party place. The next day, a group of young people stopped by, who behaved so disgustingly everywhere they appeared that I would be ashamed to admit that we are from the same country (fortunately, no one asked). I don’t want to list all the charms of their behavior, it will be enough to say that they yelled everywhere in a bad voice so that they were heard by everyone and everywhere (this is in a hotel where people go for peace and quiet). So, we were shocked by the phrase, uttered with great pride in ourselves, which the whole hotel also heard (fortunately, not everyone understood Russian): "Can you imagine what we are doing at home if we light it up here like that ?!"
I sincerely hope (since one of them appeared here before the trip) that they recognize themselves and draw at least some conclusions.
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answered 13 years ago
And I like the following reviews most of all: “there were no fruits at all, they gave only apples, peaches, watermelons, melons, dates, strawberries, cherries. From baking there were only some rolls, croissants, cakes, cakes. Once I saw puff buns "I had to collect more to stretch them out over three days. For breakfast, only scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs, donuts, pancakes ... We never saw meat: only three types of fish, chicken, beef, lamb ... There is absolutely nothing!"
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answered 13 years ago
Have you ever thought why lately there have been only questions - "Are there many Russians in the hotel? Can you find me a hotel where they are not?" So, I was vacationing on a cruise where there were a lot of Italians. Do you think that they behave differently on vacation? They yell no less, children dart around anywhere and there is no looking after them! And how they got into the shuttle for a cruise, you should have seen! There are a lot of cattle everywhere, but, for some reason, we have more.
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answered 13 years ago
maybe the Germans yell loudly and neigh like horses ... but they will never put their child on the steps into the pool and scream, lick it out of the water as you like, but my boy will sit here ... or like this year in bergamot on the beach permanent cries like kohl take 12 sun loungers at once ... and by the way, this is not young people, but older people ...
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answered 13 years ago
I don’t know about you, but for example, it’s a shame for me when rather good hotels are seized ... earlier, back in 2006-2008, there were not many such tourists ... now I’m afraid to get into a hotel where there are only Russians and CIS ...
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answered 13 years ago
You know, everyone goes after what they go for. If a person travels with a positive attitude, a mood for rest, then he will have a wonderful rest. And if he goes to look for flaws and show his "fi", then at least put such a person in Paradise, he will still be dissatisfied. In addition, based on the reviews, I conclude that many people go to inexpensive hotels (usually 3 *), but they want to get EVERYTHING from 3 * stars. And then they write that the food is terrible, etc. It's funny.
Personally, negative reviews make me happy. From personal experience I will say that I had a chance to relax at the Green Hill Holiday Village hotel. So, I almost did not see positive reviews about this hotel. Yes, it is peculiar, but I, in principle, liked everything. And the room was excellent without any extra charge. They fed well. No meat, but sorry, you don't go to Turkey to eat meat. The main goal is relaxation. Then, since they write nasty reviews, why are there so many vacationers in such hotels ?! Note that they are not empty.
In general, there is only one conclusion: read reviews, analyze, draw conclusions. It is even better to read reviews on foreign sites. For reviews, often, are diametrically opposed.
Personally, negative reviews make me happy. From personal experience I will say that I had a chance to relax at the Green Hill Holiday Village hotel. So, I almost did not see positive reviews about this hotel. Yes, it is peculiar, but I, in principle, liked everything. And the room was excellent without any extra charge. They fed well. No meat, but sorry, you don't go to Turkey to eat meat. The main goal is relaxation. Then, since they write nasty reviews, why are there so many vacationers in such hotels ?! Note that they are not empty.
In general, there is only one conclusion: read reviews, analyze, draw conclusions. It is even better to read reviews on foreign sites. For reviews, often, are diametrically opposed.
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answered 13 years ago
Hahahahahaha, I laughed out loud!!! personally, we rest only with a positive !!! which I wish everyone!))))
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answered 13 years ago
"you know, everyone goes for what they go for. If a person goes with a positive attitude, a mood for rest, then he will have a wonderful rest"
The most poppy cheap excuse. Like, if you don't like something, it's your own fault.
The most poppy cheap excuse. Like, if you don't like something, it's your own fault.
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answered 13 years ago
@No meat, but sorry, you don't go to Turkey to eat meat@
Hello, we have arrived. There should be a choice so that everyone can eat normally.
My diet is meat, fish, vegetables, greens, and I don’t care about rolls, cereals and other carbohydrates.
Imagine if a vegetarian was locked up in a hotel where there is only meat and no vegetables?
Hello, we have arrived. There should be a choice so that everyone can eat normally.
My diet is meat, fish, vegetables, greens, and I don’t care about rolls, cereals and other carbohydrates.
Imagine if a vegetarian was locked up in a hotel where there is only meat and no vegetables?
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answered 13 years ago
The best hotels are those that I have under the heading "German pensioner". It's even better if they don't know anything about it in the domestic tourist market :))))
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answered 13 years ago
Pachok, and who is to blame? Only a tourist who is too lazy to read reviews (preferably on foreign sites), compare and draw conclusions on hotels. The easiest way is to go to a travel agency so that they push him through any hotel. And then on returning home to complain.
Thank God, now everything is available, search, choose, come to the travel agency yourself with a ready-made option. For the same company cannot be in all hotels and know the situation.
The mood also matters. I assure you, if you want, you can find negativity everywhere. Is not it?
Then, for some reason, our tourists want for relatively little money (I'm talking about those who choose 3 * hotels) they want to get a chic service. Well, that will never happen.
As for food, we are generally calm about this, there is no meat - well, okay, we won’t die. You might think you eat it every day at home.
Then, if this is a city hotel, then it is full of cafes and restaurants with inexpensive and tasty food + markets and fruit shops.
Thank God, now everything is available, search, choose, come to the travel agency yourself with a ready-made option. For the same company cannot be in all hotels and know the situation.
The mood also matters. I assure you, if you want, you can find negativity everywhere. Is not it?
Then, for some reason, our tourists want for relatively little money (I'm talking about those who choose 3 * hotels) they want to get a chic service. Well, that will never happen.
As for food, we are generally calm about this, there is no meat - well, okay, we won’t die. You might think you eat it every day at home.
Then, if this is a city hotel, then it is full of cafes and restaurants with inexpensive and tasty food + markets and fruit shops.
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answered 13 years ago
"You might think you eat it every day at home."
Of course, everyone! Except for fish days.
And it's not about saving, scouring the markets and shops in search of food, choosing the wrong hotel.
It's just that you need to read reviews and draw conclusions. And if people write "there is no meat, the contingent is Russian", then this is NOT "such a mood among people", but a real picture.
Of course, everyone! Except for fish days.
And it's not about saving, scouring the markets and shops in search of food, choosing the wrong hotel.
It's just that you need to read reviews and draw conclusions. And if people write "there is no meat, the contingent is Russian", then this is NOT "such a mood among people", but a real picture.
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answered 13 years ago
I personally have never seen reviews of the same British or Germans complaining about food. And it’s wild for me when the Russians, pushing everyone aside, run with plates for meat. This is a disgrace and savagery.
And I have never seen foreigners pile a bunch of this same meat on their plate. That's what it's all about.
And I have never seen foreigners pile a bunch of this same meat on their plate. That's what it's all about.
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answered 13 years ago
No, that's not what you're talking about.
There are a lot of reviews of foreigners about food in hotels, open any bourgeois site.
Races with plates are also wildness for me, that's why you need to choose a hotel based on reviews, and not from wandering in the clouds "If a person travels with a positive attitude, he will rest wonderfully." No matter how positive you have, when you get to a hotel with such a contingent that is killed for meat, which is "thrown out" once a week, you will spoil both your mood and your rest as a whole.
There are a lot of reviews of foreigners about food in hotels, open any bourgeois site.
Races with plates are also wildness for me, that's why you need to choose a hotel based on reviews, and not from wandering in the clouds "If a person travels with a positive attitude, he will rest wonderfully." No matter how positive you have, when you get to a hotel with such a contingent that is killed for meat, which is "thrown out" once a week, you will spoil both your mood and your rest as a whole.
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answered 13 years ago
Elena, as one friend told me, if you haven’t seen it, it doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist. And secondly, if you don’t criticize hotels, then it’s just an advertising campaign, but the fact that you eat meat, or fruits, or vegetables, this does not mean that others should also. Here is a site for objective criticism, as I understand it. Of course, ordering blackberries is one thing, but advertising is not needed here either.
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answered 13 years ago
And yet, here I read something - "I'd rather write a bad review about this hotel so that they go here less and it's easier to get a ticket" And it happens.
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answered 13 years ago
Alex, this top is not about objective negative reviews, but about the fact that there are tourists who are looking for only "-" in everything. I do not deny that there is no meat, with fruits it would be possible to diversify (I myself adore fruits). But this is not fatal, especially when it comes to inexpensive hotels. I repeat, but there are people who want to pay little for a tour, and relax like in a luxury hotel. This simply cannot be, therefore, partly negative reviews are not entirely justified. As they say, how much you paid, you got so much. Therefore, it is necessary to objectively assess the situation.
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answered 13 years ago
Yes, where did you get the idea that here we are talking about finding minuses and inexpensive hotels ???? Reread the first posts. It's about CONTINGENT.
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answered 13 years ago
So I'm talking about it. It's just that often such people, in addition to not giving a damn about the people around him, also need to be spoiled. And then add how bad everything was. I just learned to treat such people with irony. Well, they were not lucky in life.
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answered 13 years ago
Rachok! I agree that the contingent of vacationers from the former USSR wants to be better, but ... what is possible, then it is possible, especially in hotels 2-3 *, although they can be everywhere. But I do not agree that everyone in the west is gentlemen ( ladies and lords). We saw, sir, Americans, and Italians, and Germans. There are also all sorts, though there are less boors and boors!
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By the way, it was very unpleasant to observe the situation on May 9, when a group of our compatriots drove the Germans into the pool and did not let them out for about an hour. What is most interesting, the hotel staff did not take any action.
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Elena 25 :))) Do you know what is my biggest temptation right now? Write to you in the spirit: "It was unpleasant for you because you were not positive enough about the rest and went to look for flaws" :)))
I observed this on May 9 in a hotel in Belek in the late 90s, then a warm group of bulls in gold chains gathered there, I felt sorry for the Germans, I was ashamed of myself: ((((But then the gendarmerie and the tourist police arrived very quickly.
I observed this on May 9 in a hotel in Belek in the late 90s, then a warm group of bulls in gold chains gathered there, I felt sorry for the Germans, I was ashamed of myself: ((((But then the gendarmerie and the tourist police arrived very quickly.
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answered 13 years ago
Can I tell you a secret?! My husband and I were also mistaken for Germans, but everything worked out :)))) Otherwise, we would also have ended up in the pool :))))
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answered 13 years ago
Smiled ... :))))) After all, it was said not in an eyebrow, but in an eye!
By the way, I am a Turkish language translator, so in my reviews I try not to write about the attitude towards tourists from the CIS - in this matter I will not be objective. Because in any hotel they take me for a Turkish woman, well, they “lick” me, respectively. I feel like a VIP, although I never bend my fingers anywhere - I don’t need cheap show-offs. By the way, last year in Alanya I was told that I was the most trouble-free and positive tourist in the hotel! :))))) It was nice...
By the way, I am a Turkish language translator, so in my reviews I try not to write about the attitude towards tourists from the CIS - in this matter I will not be objective. Because in any hotel they take me for a Turkish woman, well, they “lick” me, respectively. I feel like a VIP, although I never bend my fingers anywhere - I don’t need cheap show-offs. By the way, last year in Alanya I was told that I was the most trouble-free and positive tourist in the hotel! :))))) It was nice...
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answered 13 years ago
I watched the film "All Inclusive" - a light, easy comedy that was filmed in "Kalista", I recommend it to everyone who watched our compatriots live in Turkey :)))) The phrases "Valera, I'm here" and "Vitalik, face!" in our office now winged :)))
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answered 13 years ago
it’s interesting that everyone talks about the contingent, but we ourselves make up this contingent)))) so it depends on us how we will rest)) I’m going to Turkey for the first time and I just won’t go to a hotel below 5 *))) It seems to me for a successful vacation, you just need to respect those who are next to you, regardless of whether they are tourists or hotel staff))) Respect others and then they will respect you)))
PS and about meat)) I, for example, cannot live without meat)) I eat it every day))
PS and about meat)) I, for example, cannot live without meat)) I eat it every day))
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answered 13 years ago
I don't think it's just you! And the environment? A couple of boobies can spoil the rest even in the top five. And the question is "do you respect me?" it doesn’t always go there. For some reason, such “tourists” see only their precious vacation, and not those around them, they paid money for an economy hotel with one piece of meat a week, but they demand attention to themselves like an English queen and, most importantly, rarely anyone will tell him (her) - cool down, drive like a man, not a pig! And if this film looks like a miracle, he will not understand what it is about him.
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