Хуже - я не встречала!!! Worse - I have not met!

First of all, I want to say that I got into this hotel because of the fraud of the Coral Travel tour operator, who, as he often does, sells tours to a good hotel, and then SUDDENLY there are no places there and you are settled in some kind of hotel without any apology or explanation. orphanage like Majesty.
For those who are reluctant to read further, I will say briefly - the hotel is VERY greedy and VERY lazy !!!
I waited a month before writing a review, I thought that the negative would go away and some good memories would remain, BUT... the miracle did not happen. This hotel is a shame for Turkey. Being there, all the time you catch yourself thinking that you have already seen and heard it somewhere, moreover, somewhere in the Alupka region. The uniqueness of the hotel is that only here in 2010 every second vacationer "First time in Turkey"! And it is clear who else you will lure here. And every first one got here on "SUPER PROMOTIONS" with a huge discount (and this is in the high season). True, already on the second day, the "lucky ones" begin to see clearly, realizing where they got to.

The first huge and main drawback of the hotel is food and everything connected with it. It’s even disgusting to discuss the menu, because it’s just slop: pasta of all shades of green, chicken bones that they take from us to cats, etc. etc. For the removal of three plums outside the canteen - probably execution, because. two guards rushed at me at once, but the escape attempt was successful. Nobody even tries to keep the food hot. All reviews in which they write that "super food" make me doubt their authenticity, because. Well, our people are not so hungry. But the main thing is that you will have to use all this culinary chaos in a real viper. If you didn't come to the dining room for opening, you'll get exceptional dirty tables. The tablecloths are all stained and crumbled, the dishes are also in no hurry to clean up. I often observed how people defiantly begin to clear the table themselves, but no one rushes to help them. The first few days I just starved, because. could not overcome the disgust.
The second minus of the hotel is the beach. You can get into the sea from old piers, but they go to depth, and if you are not a swimmer, then you will have to wade into the water using partisan paths, and if you are unlucky, then you will be crippled for sure. There are enough sunbeds on the beach for everyone, but they are based on 4 sunbeds for one umbrella !! ! So the fight is not for a place under the sun, but vice versa. There are no tables near the umbrellas, it's dirty, the souls are far away - hello Alupka !!
The rooms are small and old, but it's not a big problem. But a broken toilet bowl and a clogged sink are a disaster! Several times I went to the reception with complaints, but the result is zero. In the end, the nerves are also not iron and there is a limit to everything, but not in this hotel. In short, she opened the tank, learned to rinse it by hand, and wrapped it with a towel at night, so as not to "shout".
The territory of the hotel is really big and beautiful, but nafik this beauty is needed by a hungry person who manually flushes the toilet!!! ! It's a shame that there are 5 times more gardeners in the hotel than waiters. It is clear that bushes are more important to them than people!!!
By the way, the security at the hotel protects only plums from vacationers. And the fact that here, as in a bazaar, they whistle after you, a photographer and other servants pester you in a cafe, no one notices.
Dear Sirs, if you have already been to Turkey and were satisfied, then for God's sake do not go to Majesti Kemer Beach! You will regret it for sure!! !