Majesty Club Kemer Beach hv1– Reviews

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Rating 6.710
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№91 in the hotel rating Kemer
6.7 Rooms
7.4 Service
7.7 Cleanliness
7.1 Food
8.1 Amenities
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аватар Valdemar88
 •  traveled 11 years ago
Rating 6.0
The hotel is in a beautiful place, with a very good area overlooking the mountains, clear water, palm trees, centuries-old pines and a lot of green vegetation, lovers of eco-rest will like the area. And turtles even live behind the tennis courts, there are really a lot of them. In general, everything looks beautiful, but the rest is worth talking about. … More ▾ The hotel is in a beautiful place, with a very good area overlooking the mountains, clear water, palm trees, centuries-old pines and a lot of green vegetation, lovers of eco-rest will like the area. And turtles even live behind the tennis courts, there are really a lot of them. In general, everything looks beautiful, but the rest is worth talking about. I will say right away that the hotel only positions itself as 5 stars. In fact, 5 stars only for the territory can be given with a stretch.
Let's start in order. The hotel will be good for people visiting Turkey for the first time and previously resting only in the Crimean and Caucasian almshouses. At first we bought a ticket, and then only found a bunch of reviews about this hotel, although the tour operator convinced us that we would like it very much and the service there was on top (the tour operator simply deceived us and did not warn us that mostly Turks and Russians were resting there, we would immediately refused).
Flight - everything is as usual Airport - Antalya - transfer - hotel.
Transfer - Tour operator Coral-TRAVEL (Odeon - tour). We were taken from the airport on a medium bus. At the airport itself, we were a little delayed due to the receipt of a baby stroller. Service is terrible. Strollers are thrown, thrown, bumpers and wheels even fly off from them. Our stroller was torn up - there is no one to complain to. By this time, all the double seats on the bus were occupied by fat guys or fashionable young goats who threw their hooves into second place. There were seats at the very end of the bus, but there the air conditioner blew mercilessly right in the ear, I put the child with my wife in front, and I myself had to change seats away from the cander. All the way they told horror stories about Turkey, like don’t go there yourself, don’t buy there, that is, you don’t have to do everything only through Coral-TRAVEL (Odeon - tour) because only they are fully responsible for you. Another eating of brains on grandmas.
As usual, we stopped at a shop along the way, they said that this is the last opportunity to buy what they forgot at home, i. e. hats, slippers, shorts, etc. the prices there are 5-expensive than near hotels (this is the wiring of the tour operator - nothing don't buy there! ) you can only use the free toilet.

The hotel is a receptionist. Upon arrival at the hotel, we were pleasantly surprised by the receptionist. The reception itself looks like a maid's stand at the entrance on the left, such a shack on the street. There is NO marble or sofas that should include 5 stars here. Sheer simplicity. This is our first disappointment. Since the receptionist is the face of the hotel, we saw this face. The WI-FI is just disgusting.

Hotel room - at the reception they immediately gave us the key to the room on the 2nd floor and this is with a small child and a stroller. And in fact, they gave a key (which is by no means acceptable for 5 stars) with a key fob from the air conditioner and a magnet from the safe.
Anyway, we are not proud, our motto is “we don’t pay anyone extra money if there is no service. ” The only thing that was earned was a loader (1 euro), who dragged two heavy suitcases and a stroller to the 2nd floor up a steep staircase. The room is our second disappointment and the biggest one. The room itself is the "Crimean health resort" of the 80s (albeit with a fresh renovation). 3 cribs, tiled cold floor, microscopic, shabby and old balcony with cheap plastic and old furniture, a washbasin in the room, for me it was nonsense, a shower half a meter of tiles, even a wooden ladder on the floor NO! A barely holding sliding door in it, a non-functioning toilet bowl (I spent half an hour to revive it) and a door to the toilet that serves as a shower door. That is, if someone is in the toilet, then the shower is open, if someone is in the shower, then the toilet is closed.
After the evening check-in to the room, our mood fell completely and it became a pity for every dollar spent on this tour. There are NO soap and shampoo dispensers (which is wild for 5 stars), there is nowhere to put a bar of soap the size of half a matchbox, lying on the washbasin and becoming limp. Shower gel and shampoo in microscopic 50 ml. bottles of 3 things each, this is enough for four people for 2 days back to back. We replenished it all on the fourth day, when a cleaning lady was poked in the face with a mountain of empty vials. The soap was replenished on the 6th day. In short, disappointment came immediately and came the entire period of rest with varying intensity. There is a minibar in the room (2 beers for 0.33, fanta, cola, min. water, and just water) - replenished once (min. Water then disappeared - the cleaning lady probably took it). TV roofing felts 17 roofing felts 19 inches, in short as a monitor, well, and LG air conditioning.
Due to leaky doors, balconies, windows (which are wooden and crooked from time to time), the coolness quickly disappears. On one bed, the air conditioner stupidly constantly blew, because of this it was necessary to move the beds (And this is 5-STARS! - my God) There is such a phenomenon as ants, but they walked in formation only along the railing and not in the room. The houses themselves are old and do not meet the current requirements of a 5-star service at all.

Hotel-food. The food satisfied us for the first 2 days. Variety NO! The range is the same but in different variations. A couple of times I even missed lunch, because everything was already tired by the end. That is, eggs, for example, half-eaten for breakfast are served peeled and chopped for lunch in sesame sauce, and so on. Salads are winded, get used to it, especially in a snack bar on the beach. Breakfast needs to arrive at 7. . 00 - 7.
15, while there are few people and there are no queues, if a little later, then there is a queue for fried eggs and pancakes (for some reason, pancakes were not fried every day), fruits such as peach (nectarine) are scattered in 5 minutes. For lunch, you need to come either at 12.30 (better even at 12.20) or at the end, because there will be no free places. Queues at the bar, Queues for the grill (as in the early 90s for bread and salt), Queues for fruit - in short, not a restaurant, but one big disappointment. There is a children's menu - but conditionally, the actual one is not. The child had to be fed from the common table. No meat selection. There is boiled chicken (very tough), grilled or beef (in the form of meatballs or meatballs). There is a fish on the grill (one and the same) all the time. There is no assortment of fish. On the day of departure, we received the sight, for dinner they served boiled crayfish, though as fresh as water. Lines for french fries and ketchup to go with it.
Soups are usually 2 types (pasta and rice or green or lentil) For those who are used to being in real fives, this cuisine is a pathetic parody of a 5-star. But don't worry, you won't be hungry. You will definitely fill your stomach. For melon, peaches, grapes, apricots, a queue immediately grows, do not miss it, they will be scattered in 3 minutes. Queues are created only by hungry Russian tourists. Teas in bags are rowed for 2 presses along with sugar in bags.

Beach. Stones, small stones and large stones, very large stones in the water. The presence of swimming shoes is simply necessary, because the child cut his leg in the first 20 minutes, I had to buy him bathing slippers. There are paved paths for entering the sea from construction bags made of reinforced polyethylene stuffed with beach sand and laid out along the bottom. By the way, after the storm they were brought down into one heap.
Sun loungers according to the old soviet habit, Russian tourists run to borrow from 6 in the morning (Why do this? I still don’t understand - only Russians can distinguish themselves by this), which we also had to do so that after breakfast we would not be left without a place. At first we wondered how this could be in a 5-star hotel. But where the Russians rest, everything can be there. Well, at least drinkers snapped up places at the bar on the beach, and we were a little freer on the periphery. There is such a phenomenon on the beach as stray and left from other hotels where there are no places on their beach. Insolent Russians can steal your sun lounger if it is not marked with a towel or other things.

I really didn’t like the departure, they took it for a long time, spent half an hour in the store for a sweet and extreme divorce of a tourist for the last time, and in Antalya itself it dragged forty minutes in a traffic jam, brought to the airport when registration was in full swing.

Conclusion:
1 - We are always warned in Ukraine that if Russians and especially Turks rest in a hotel, then you should not go to this hotel. What we have confirmed.
2 - The territory of the hotel is quite large, beautiful and nice. Palm trees, pines, even turtles live, there is a lot of greenery and everything is watered. Excellent sea (not counting the sharp stones). Great view of the mountains
3 - The hotel will appeal to people who are vacationing in Turkey for the first time, especially pensioners.
4 - People who have ever rested in real fives should not even go there, they will have a stupidly spent vacation and for a lot of money.
5 - The hotel positions itself as 5 stars. But five stars can be partially given only for the size of the territory. Savings on everything, and above all on vacationers. The service is very weak, there is permanent dirt everywhere, grubby waiters, cooks and maids ...In short, this is by no means 5 stars.
6 - The absence of reception as such familiar to 5 stars.
Uncle Tom's hut and a couple of outdoor ottomans is not a five-star receptionist.
7 - Number, you can live, but with eyes wide shut.
8 - The contingent is 90% Turkish and Russian. It's a shame for the brothers of the Slavs. Arrange queues in a restaurant with empty plates in their hands (a funny sight from the outside), put “pyramids” of food in them and five such pyramids on a brother with a bunch of “free” booze. I understand that the choice is small, but there is enough food for everyone and why don't foreigners behave like that? Grabbing fruit and queuing at the bar at rush hour as if everyone would drink without them. Taking places on the beach at 6 am. In short, it is better not to go to a hotel with Russians. And these people invite us to the customs union!
9 - Permanent cheapness of everything. The presence of a constant feeling that you have been lied to, although the cost is not small.
10 - another plus, these are two water slides for a child, at least some fun for him.

Did we like Goynuk? - well, relatively.
Did we like the hotel? - it's hard to say, they seem to be trying and not up to the mark. More like 50/50.
Would we like to go back there again? - in no case! If only it's free.
аватар
 •  traveled 11 years ago
Rating 3.0
Who thought to give him 5 stars!!!?? ? this is a solid trio! maybe two!! ! there are no places in the restaurant, there are a lot of people, you need to take places on the beach at 7.00 in the morning, otherwise everything is kapets !! ! … More ▾ Who thought to give him 5 stars!!!?? ? this is a solid trio! maybe two!! ! there are no places in the restaurant, there are a lot of people, you need to take places on the beach at 7.00 in the morning, otherwise everything is kapets !! !
Review from — vOtpusk.ru
аватар
 •  traveled 11 years ago
Rating 3.0
terrible hotel. apart from a large green area there is nothing to see. on the second day of arrival, someone climbed into the room. came and the door to the balcony was wide open. in the interval of 21-23 hours hardly anyone came to clean up. and on the day of arrival at the reception, a young couple told us that they even managed to open the safe. … More ▾ terrible hotel. apart from a large green area there is nothing to see. on the second day of arrival, someone climbed into the room. came and the door to the balcony was wide open. in the interval of 21-23 hours hardly anyone came to clean up. and on the day of arrival at the reception, a young couple told us that they even managed to open the safe. numbers are old. there are ants. we had a flight at 21-30, the room was asked to be released at 12-00.6 hours wandered around the hotel in the heat. If you want to ruin your holiday then this is the place for you.
Review from — vOtpusk.ru
аватар 22902
 •  traveled 11 years ago
Rating 7.0
Hello! I want to share my impressions about the rest in this hotel. Traveled with my husband in May 2013. The hotel is huge, the territory is green, many flowers, various flowering shrubs! This was very pleasing, since it was the large territory that was one of the key points in choosing a hotel. We arrived at 08. … More ▾ Hello! I want to share my impressions about the rest in this hotel. Traveled with my husband in May 2013.
The hotel is huge, the territory is green, many flowers, various flowering shrubs! This was very pleasing, since it was the large territory that was one of the key points in choosing a hotel.
We arrived at 08.00, and while we were having breakfast, we had already prepared the room and at 09.00 we settled in without any problems! The number is certainly not so hot! Looks like it's been renovated a long time ago! The room was small, there is no soundproofing, the balcony is tiny with plastic furniture, the windows in the room are narrow. We love big bright rooms, so this room is the exact opposite! The safe worked properly, TV, air conditioning, it was all there, it worked flawlessly! Cleaning of the room every day, excellent!
The beach is large, roomy, there is a beach bar, a pier, water sports (catamaran and kayaks for free) !!!! ! The pool is beautiful, clean, large, there were enough sun loungers by the pool for everyone, this is to take into account that the hotel was 100% full. Slides worked, cool!
Animation for 4. Games by the pool and an evening show were held, children's animation, everything was.
Nutrition! Many in the reviews write that there is nothing! )) Complete nonsense! Enough food! It's just that many vacationers from the Russian Federation, we observed, eat only Macaroni !!!!! ! So I wanted to shout to them "guys look around, there are so many vegetables, herbs, fish, meat around! "
Meat, fish was, soups, vegetables, sweets. Perhaps in other hotels there was more variety, but the hungry did not go away!
The staff is friendly and welcoming!
In general, I liked the hotel! Of course there are comments, there are more well-maintained hotels, newer ones. But we wouldn't trade this huge green hotel for a smaller, cleaner hotel with better rooms! We were not going to live in a room! And we liked it!
аватар
 •  traveled 12 years ago
Rating 9.0
I decided this year to relax with my girlfriend economically, but at the same time, so that everything in the hotel suits, I understood that the choice is not large, riddled the entire Internet according to reviews in search of a suitable one, in principle I liked this one, as for the description, then all sites somehow they write everything differently, for example, on one site there is a hairdryer in the room, on the other there is not, and so on. … More ▾ I decided this year to relax with my girlfriend economically, but at the same time, so that everything in the hotel suits, I understood that the choice is not large, riddled the entire Internet according to reviews in search of a suitable one, in principle I liked this one, as for the description, then all sites somehow they write everything differently, for example, on one site there is a hairdryer in the room, on the other there is not, and so on. . We are, as it were, practical people always dragging everything with us =)))) So for us the main thing is a bed, the sea is nearby, good food on vacation, and of course entertainment =))) Upon arrival at the hotel, we were very hospitably greeted, at least we were a little late for dinner, we were quickly issued, escorted to the room, told to leave things there, and then taken to dinner, after that, we were always late for everything, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but on the contrary, it seemed cool to us, since there were almost no people by that time, they sat down calmly and ate whatever they wanted, you don’t fit into any queues, in general you get pleasure from food and nothing more! In general, they fed excellently, there was everything that can be imagined on the table on vacation, a large number of fresh fruits and vegetables, they cook meat dishes, side dishes, salads, pastries, desserts, drinks without measure at all, although the breakfasts are a bit poor, but that’s okay, before lunch still did not feel hungry. We lived in the hotel on the third floor, I will tell you that this is probably the best place, in our room there was never any extraneous noise from the road or the restaurant. Our windows overlooked the garden, and thank God, if only not on the road, everything completely suited us, they didn’t even pay extra for a sea view! In the room, as usual, there was a standard set of furniture and appliances, there was a hairdryer))))), also a plasma TV, a refrigerator, which was filled with water every day, a condo, a safe, a bathroom with all accessories, etc. Cleaned every day, normally ! Also change of towels and bed linen regularly. . Our windows and balcony were constantly open, so in the evening we constantly smelled of pines and generally freshness! The people at the hotel were diverse - 90% of Russians rest in the hotel, but there were also Germans, and Belgians, and Dutch, and French, Russian people I can advise you to behave more adequately, maybe they will learn to serve you more competently, in general I agree with one of the reviews on the topic that it is time to close the shop with free alcohol, sometimes the behavior of our compatriots goes far beyond what is permitted, this also applies to female behavior! the hotel you feel quite comfortable, a lot of vegetation, different trees, in the evening there are pleasant aromas of nature everywhere, the girl and I were crazy about hammocks =)))) There is a bar by the pool, there are also sun loungers, towels are constantly given out, by the way the view from the pool is just coming out on the sea, so we didn’t stay too long on the territory, but regularly visited the beach! The sea pleased, very warm at this time of the year, the water is clean, the beach was constantly cleaned, since it is not urban, then all the equipment on it is free, a couple of times there were small waves, some little thing was thrown ashore, so the cleaners immediately flew up and cleaned everything up =))))) I didn’t even understand from which side they came from))))) In general, we spent most of our time on the beach, besides, there are always all sorts of entertainments like banana, windsurfing, water skiing, diving equipment is rented, water motorcycles, and so on. you won’t be bored)))) There is a fairly professional restaurant in the hotel, how can they fulfill their duties with such ugly behavior on the part of Russian and German vacationers... The restaurant always tries to clean up dirty dishes on time, there were a lot of people, but they seem to be dealt with everything. We really liked the evening animation, they invited acrobats, dancers, etc. There is also entertainment for children, a mini club, a playground and a swimming pool. Constantly playing something, shouting, having fun =)))) We were a couple of times in "a la carte" in Italian and fish cuisine, I really liked it, especially the fact that you sit on the beach late at night, eat delicious food with a wonderful view of the sea , with good music, well, in general, the atmosphere for relaxation, especially the romantic one, is cool here, not counting the redneck vacationers =)))) Also, for your pleasure, the hotel has a spa, my girlfriend said that they do it cool, and for free, there is Turkish a bathhouse, which I advise you to go to before you start sunbathing))), they do a paid massage, well, and a lot more! )))) Personally, I really liked the simulator, and parachuting hooked to the boat brought delight, generally cool! I recommend to everyone!!! ! We wish everyone a pleasant stay in this hotel!  
Review from — vOtpusk.ru
аватар agni1989
 •  traveled 12 years ago
Rating 3.0
I must say right away that everyone has a different idea of ​ ​ u200bu200ba good 5 * hotel! For me, this is Adam and Eve, Sungate, Rixos . . I got to this hotel due to a terrible mistake of the tour operator, who the DAY before the trip said that he made a mistake and did not book (although everything was paid) our hotel, and now he can send us to Majesty Kemer Beach. … More ▾ I must say right away that everyone has a different idea of ​ ​ u200bu200ba good 5 * hotel!
For me, this is Adam and Eve, Sungate, Rixos . .
I got to this hotel due to a terrible mistake of the tour operator, who the DAY before the trip said that he made a mistake and did not book (although everything was paid) our hotel, and now he can send us to Majesty Kemer Beach. Vacation was at stake, so without hesitation we agreed.
And so . . I will write on the merits.
Everything is very, very, very old! Think for yourself, the year of construction is 1984 !!!
The territory is sparse, there are no flowers.
Reception introduces shock - two chairs and a table! (Whereas in real fives, it's marble floors and classical music)
A trifle, but still, they have the keys, in fact, the keys! Not a card, as in the whole modern world, but the keys!
The rooms are a different story - everything is OLD and falling apart! The doors are barely holding "on the snot", the smell of dampness! Mold everywhere!!
Food : ))) Mom dear!! ! I don’t know who is used to what, but one type of meat, for which there is a queue for 30-40 minutes, this is not 5 stars!
I lost 5kg in 10 days
Animation is not bad, especially visiting shows! Pleased with Brazilian dancers!
And what surprised me! This hotel has 1 pool! one!! ! LIKE THIS?
Near it is full of people and the place must be occupied in the morning!
And huge umbrellas from the sun constantly fly away and fall on someone every now and then! : )
There is a disco, not bad.
And lastly, there are 60% of the Turks! The rest of the Russians eating taranka with beer near the same unfortunate pool!
I was shocked : (
I do not advise! Better to spend more, but RELAX NORMALLY! In beauty, not in junk that is about to fall apart!
аватар juliyzap
 •  traveled 12 years ago
Rating 3.0
Yesterday I returned from Turkey with my family. I am sharing my impressions. So: We arrived at the hotel late, around 23:00. 1. I agree with the opinion already expressed here about the Reception. I have never seen anything like this before!! ! A tiny place, not even a room, more like a hut. 2. A paper bracelet was attached to the hand, which then changed its color every day, because. … More ▾ Yesterday I returned from Turkey with my family. I am sharing my impressions.
So:
We arrived at the hotel late, around 23:00.
1. I agree with the opinion already expressed here about the Reception. I have never seen anything like this before!! ! A tiny place, not even a room, more like a hut.
2. A paper bracelet was attached to the hand, which then changed its color every day, because. the water, of course, washed off the paint from the paper)))) This is of course not important, but it's just a 5-star hotel, but they save on such trifles. Also, by the way, I have not seen this anywhere else)))).
3. Number - I understood that there are modest, small, far from new numbers. But the tiled floor in the room, the washbasin in the room is too much!! ! Firstly, it's cold on your feet, and secondly, it's slippery! I did not allow my child to walk barefoot in the room !! ! Where there is a mirror and a dressing table, the bottom of the wall is lined with such white tiles as in the USSR in canteens, tiles !! ! "Beauty"! To flush the toilet, sorry for the details, you had to lift the lid of the barrel !!! ! In addition, one time after that, the water flowed without ceasing, my husband had to do something there himself !! ! Shabby furniture, but it was already tolerable against the background of everything. On the balcony there are plastic chairs, the cat. in the full sense of the word, knives are moving in different directions !! ! We took the ottoman there, otherwise we risked injury and a bill for a broken miracle of Turkish (or Chinese) production. The window is so narrow, with a dirty grid. The glass at the window and at the door to the balcony, if they are washed, is rarely washed with a floor cloth, because stains, dust, stains, etc.
(I'm not a crazy fan of cleanliness, but it's just tough! ) During our life we ​ ​ have been in different hotels, and even where there were glass windows, doors to the entire wall, they shone, and here......
In short, I was pleased only by reading, white bedding and comfortable mattresses.
4. We were there for 6 days, they cleaned us 1 time normally, because. left 1 dollar. Then they didn’t clean it at all, because. several times we went when we were resting in the room, i. e. at lunch, and then they stopped coming at all. On the last day, they deigned to come, but since we didn’t leave them any money, they more or less made the beds and EVERYTHING!! ! They didn't even leave toilet paper. We just had to take her from the maid's wagon!!!
5. The territory, yes, it is large, with good vegetation, but not well-groomed!!!
6. Food is normal, usual for Turkey. I can't say anything bad.
BUT! If you sit in a restaurant in that part of the cat. is behind sweets, then there periodically blows such a smell..... in short, there for those who want to get rid of the desire to eat. Toli is a garbage dump somewhere nearby, or something else, I will not talk about it.
And at the expense of places, yes, sometimes there were problems with them.
7. Animation - I will say this. It is true that everything is known in comparison. IMHO. In this case, the comparison was daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa araaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsely no favors of this place.
Well, about the good!
1. The sea is wonderful!
2. The beach is not overpopulated with people, so to speak.
3. The landscape from the sea to the mountains is wonderful.
4. The pool is normal, but for such a number of people it is too small.
5. The presence of water slides with a grandfather on top, the cat controls how the kids (and not only) move out of them. My child was happy, and I am calm for his safety.
Conclusion: Thanks to this place across the sea. But even if I get paid, I won't go back there!!!!! ! 5 stars is just a FALSE. 3 stars max!!! !
аватар 0787866
 •  traveled 12 years ago
Rating 3.0
Hello! Rested in 2012 from 29.07 to 11.08 in a company of 4 people in this FIVE star hotel. I hope this review will give a real idea of ​ ​ ​ ​ what the Majestic Club Kemer Beach is like or save your vacation before it's too late! We arrived by transfer to the hotel at about 10.00 am, went to the reception, which in fact is located almost under the open sky, took shape quite quickly. … More ▾ Hello!
Rested in 2012 from 29.07 to 11.08 in a company of 4 people in this FIVE star hotel. I hope this review will give a real idea of ​ ​ ​ ​ what the Majestic Club Kemer Beach is like or save your vacation before it's too late!
We arrived by transfer to the hotel at about 10.00 am, went to the reception, which in fact is located almost under the open sky, took shape quite quickly. We were told that the rooms were not yet ready and that we should wait until 12.30, that is, 2.5 hours. In the process of registration, bracelets were put on our hands, and here the first notes of austerity were felt - the bracelets were not made of plastic, as everywhere else, but PAPER!
At the reception located in the open air, of course, there is no air conditioning, it is +38 degrees outside, we stand rotten. As shown by an evening walk around the hotel, there is no air conditioning anywhere else except in the room.
Since we have an ultra all-inclusive system from the moment of registration, then let's go to chill in a local bar. As it turned out, all the bars of which are only 3 (three), instead of the declared 5 (five) on the website of the travel agent CORALTRAVEL, are also open-air.
Although I was in a hurry about 3 bars, because 2 of them worked from 12.00 to 18.00 and only beer was sold there, and one really was a round-the-clock one in which only two bartenders worked, and this is for a hotel of about 1000 tourists who want to eat in the heat in the summer a glass of cold cocktail. At the rush hour of the influx of people, it was somewhere from 19.00 to 23.00 to get to the bar, the average queue time was 15 minutes. Then I began to remember the communist queues for sausage. So sadly we started the first evening in Turkey.
In the following days, it was noted that since most vacationers were tired of hanging around in line for a drink for 15-20 minutes, the vast majority of vacationers stocked strong drinks in the nearest store during the day and ordered a bucket of ice in the bar in the evening to put magarych and drink in the form of lemonades , to which there was no queue crushed an open bottle of vodka, whiskey or cognac. HERE IS THE ULTRA ALL INCLUSIVE SYSTEM FOR YOU! I was just shocked! All this looked like an ordinary Moscow tavern, in which there is neither music nor entertainment. In general, the bar was constantly rotten in the evening. As entertainment once a week there was a type of live music, but they set up the equipment for so long that all the people were either already drunk or dispersed around the hotel.
Now about the sea, because for this people come to Turkey in the velvet season. The entrance to the sea is terrible; this is not just a pebble, but a mixture of silty slippery boulders in between covered with pebbles. As a result, on the very first day, my wife slipped on one of these boulders and cut her leg, the only plus is not much. Since the "cripples" became more and more after a week of our stay, they began to make artificial descents into the sea from PVC bags filled with gravel. We quickly realized that it was only the 4th month of the tourist season in Turkey. But as usual, for some reason, they began to lay the bags 5 meters from the shore. In general, insanity grew stronger!
Remembering the sea, one cannot help but recall such running attributes as towels for sun loungers. Not only were all the towels dirty, burnt out and torn in places, but there were also muddied. Towels were issued strictly from 8.30 to 10.00 and taken away from 16.00 to 18.00. If you didn’t manage to take it within the specified period of time - “dosvidos”, wait for the next day! There was no such problem even in a 4-star hotel in Egypt. Everywhere towels are changed throughout the day from 8.00 to 18.00 - this is the norm!
Since my wife was injured for five days, we did not go to the sea and tried to enjoy the pool. The pool and green spaces on the territory is perhaps the only thing that I liked about this hotel. The same plume of austerity could be traced around the pool, as all the sun loungers around it were dirty, chipped or broken. Umbrellas are generally a separate song from the category of collect and repair yourself. Burnt out, torn, podiums where broken umbrellas are inserted, the latches do not work, every day returning from breakfast to the pool they tucked the umbrella latch with an ordinary toothpick. AND THIS IS FIVE STARS! Just darkness!
Meals, according to the tour operator, are round-the-clock, in fact, it turned out to be approximately the following 7.00-10.00 breakfast, 12.30-14.00 lunch, in parallel 12.00-18.00 in one of the bars hamburgers and salads and from 19.00 to 22.00 dinner, well, that's all. If you count for a day, then out of 24 hours as promised, food is provided for 9 hours a day, such a normal publicity stunt! Even in Egypt it was more impressive! There are no complaints about the quality of food, but the variety is almost zero. 95% of the food is the same every day.
As for a la carte restaurants or whatever they are called. There were 4 of them in total, but more on that later. You need to write them down the day before the moment when you want to go to dinner. All hotels have long been equipped with electronic machines, where you can go and reserve a table at any convenient time. Everywhere but not here! The procedure is as follows: the acceptance of applications is carried out by the girl strictly in the interval from 10.00 to 10.30. Remember, I already wrote above that the hotel is large and there are about 1000 tourists in it. Of course, a queue of 20-30 people formed in advance. wanting to go out to dinner at a restaurant. And again, it reminded me of the queue in Soviet times for sausage. Throughout the rest there was an impression that the hotel should have been called "USSR - as it was" - queues everywhere. Having gone to one restaurant, the next day we signed up for another in the hope of new sensations and positive emotions. But in another restaurant there were absolutely the same dishes, the difference was only in dessert, and we didn’t go to restaurants by appointment anymore.
Entertainment and evening discos is also a separate issue. There was entertainment a couple of times a week and a beach party once a week. It should be noted that every week the same thing goes on, as I understand it, based on the fact that the people change, but the circus remains! Since we went for two weeks, it is clear that the second week there was no desire to go to what you have already seen. The very content of the parties is simply no. It may seem that I am picky, but I am a very positive person in life, and when one day we were lying by the pool, young girls who had recently arrived were lying opposite us. The mother of one of the girls approached them and asked about how they went to the disco in the evening. In response, they said that everything was rotten there and they left after half an hour, which actually completely confirmed my impression.
Animation is rotten to the point of impossibility. There are only 4 animators for a huge hotel. They have an inhuman work schedule (from 9.00 am to 2.00 am) and they all go rotten. From time to time, at competitions, which are not as common as Turkish hotels, they hardly put on a smile.
At night, we naturally spent time in the room, but even here everything was not at all smooth. Entrance locks again greetings from the USSR. The doors are shattered, shabby, cracked. The antediluvian door locks are loose and stuck. In all hotels in Turkey, electronic locks with plastic keys have long been made. The rooms are very worn out, the plumbing equipment has exhausted its resource by 80%, the faucets are snotty and leaky, the toilet does not flush well, the toilet bowl is cracked, the shower door does not close. The only air conditioner (because it is nowhere else except in the room on the territory of the hotel) on the 7th day of work ordered to live for a long time, before that periodically emitting strange heartbreaking sounds like the work of a welding machine under your ear and at the same time from the ventilation channel grille sparks were shown. That night we hardly slept, it was very stuffy (at night the temperature was about 28 degrees) and scary (suddenly something shortened in this not “fresh” equipment). The next day ordered repair kondeya. Having come to the room in the evening, the air conditioner was working, but the terrible sounds that had happened before during his work became more frequent and louder. And so the second night we also did not sleep, periodically tormented by the choice: either die in stuffiness or listen to the unbearable sounds of the running air conditioner. In the morning we again went to the reception and by the evening of that day the condo began to work as expected. The question is why it was impossible to repair immediately - it is not clear!
Room cleaning is also at the level of "hello miners"! No one wipes tables, bedside tables and countertops. They just wash the floor, change the towels and take out the trash. As it turned out, when we were going home before the flight, they took away one full tube of sunblock, but we didn’t put it in the safe! In addition, the safe is really small! The room has local fauna. For several days, not paying attention to the ants, a small lizard lived with us, which in the morning met us with its smile on the ceiling, for fun they called it “Zhorik”, it was more fun, because nothing was more fun anyway.
Summing up, we can say that the hotel is just full of rubbish, the employees are working to exhaustion, it feels like the shortage of staff is about 30%. The rooms are in need of a complete refurbishment. In total, this hotel pulls only 3 (THREE) stars. The price-quality ratio is simply incomparable. I can say that for a trip to this hotel for 2 people for 13 days, we gave a little less than 100 thousand rubles. In reality, the maximum cost for this hotel should not exceed 60 thousand rubles.
I hope my review will help someone save their vacation and loved ones! After all, the locals call this hotel "ZHEST! " What a pity that we did not know this before!
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 •  traveled 12 years ago
Rating 9.0
My wife and I decided to go to sunny Turkey for our honeymoon for two weeks! We chose a hotel on the Internet for a very long time, read the reviews everywhere - they are different everywhere. Well, that's why they still decided to go to this wonderful hotel and did not lose!! ! We were accommodated quite quickly, the room was super, we didn’t even pay for anything, and our tour operator Sanmar apparently informed the hotel that we were newlyweds, and fruit and wine and rose petals on the bed were waiting for us in the room, it was very nice, my wife was so completely swollen from pleasure))))). … More ▾ My wife and I decided to go to sunny Turkey for our honeymoon for two weeks! We chose a hotel on the Internet for a very long time, read the reviews everywhere - they are different everywhere. Well, that's why they still decided to go to this wonderful hotel and did not lose!! ! We were accommodated quite quickly, the room was super, we didn’t even pay for anything, and our tour operator Sanmar apparently informed the hotel that we were newlyweds, and fruit and wine and rose petals on the bed were waiting for us in the room, it was very nice, my wife was so completely swollen from pleasure))))). The food was delicious, the staff were friendly and helpful. I really liked going to the beach, the nature around is beautiful, amazing exotic flowers. The beach itself is spacious, clean, and the sea is like a super sea! I advise everyone to dive with a mask, there are a lot of beautiful fish. If you decide to stay in this hotel, you will not regret it! Special thanks to our tour operator!
Review from — vOtpusk.ru
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 •  traveled 12 years ago
Rating 5.0
I must say right away that everyone has a different idea of ​ ​ ​ ​ a good 5 * hotel! For me, this is Adam and Eve, Sungate, Rixos. . I got to this hotel due to a terrible mistake of the tour operator, who the DAY before the trip said that he made a mistake and did not book (although everything was paid) our hotel, and now he can send us to Majesty Kemer Beach. … More ▾ I must say right away that everyone has a different idea of ​ ​ ​ ​ a good 5 * hotel! For me, this is Adam and Eve, Sungate, Rixos. . I got to this hotel due to a terrible mistake of the tour operator, who the DAY before the trip said that he made a mistake and did not book (although everything was paid) our hotel, and now he can send us to Majesty Kemer Beach. Vacation was at stake, so without hesitation we agreed. So. . I will write to the point. Everything is very, very, very old! Think for yourself, the year of construction is 1984 !! ! The territory is scarce, there are no flowers. Reception introduces shock - two chairs and a table! (Whereas in real fives, these are marble floors and classical music) A trifle, but still - they have the keys, in fact the keys! Not a card, as in the whole modern world, but the keys! The rooms are a different story - everything is OLD and falling apart! The doors are barely holding "on the snot", the smell of dampness! Mold everywhere!! Food : ))) Mom dear!! ! I don’t know who is used to what, but one type of meat, for which there is a queue for 30-40 minutes, this is not 5 stars! I lost 5 kg there in 10 days) Animation is not bad, especially visiting shows! Pleased with Brazilian dancers! And what surprised me! This hotel has 1 pool! one!! ! LIKE THIS? Near it is full of people and the place must be occupied in the morning! And huge umbrellas from the sun are constantly flying away and every now and then falling on someone! : ) There is a disco, not bad. And lastly, there are 60% of the Turks! The rest of the Russians eating taranka with beer near the same unfortunate pool! I was shocked: ( I do not advise! It is better to spend more, but have a NORMAL rest! In beauty, and not in junk that is about to fall apart!
Review from — vOtpusk.ru
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avatar aaaaa111
we do not want the noise and smells of the restaurant.
13 years ago  •  1 subscriber no answers
avatar NadinF
WE TALKED TO THIS HOTEL.
13 years ago  •  6 subscribers 6 answers
avatar persik86
Guys, my husband and I are going to rest in Majesty for 14 days from August 23 to 4. please tell me how to get a good room there (is it necessary to give 10-20 dollars and to whom) and what to take with you, despite all-inclusive, how is alcohol, etc.? Thanks a lot. I'm looking forward to it!
13 years ago  •  5 subscribers 4 answers
avatar eva25
whether foreigners rest in the hotel or is it an "honorable right" of CIS citizens.
14 years ago  •  5 subscribers 5 answers
avatar rishes
what is the weather like in kemer in october 'in the second half of the month ?
14 years ago  •  4 subscribers 3 answers
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