Не рекомендую I do not recommend

We went to Turkey for the first time. Why in this hotel, I keep asking myself this question again and again, the devil pulled probably. The first thing that greets you is the unpleasant smell of Chinese sticks as soon as you enter the lobby. As I understand it, this is a trick to drown out the smell of old age that the whole hotel is saturated with. We drove in in the evening, we were surrounded by armor and taken to a two-story building, which was located next to the main building, I already felt something was wrong...
The room in which we were settled turned out to be from the category of a cheap rooming house in some village of Gadyukino. On the dirty carpet, there is a huge stain after someone’s burping, a cracked sink, baseboards and bedside tables painted with a brush, cracked mirrors, a stool (the workbench looks better in the garage) and all this beauty was complemented by the pungent smell of sewerage. We looked in shock at the friend who brought us here and when we asked what it all means, he said that this is a standard room and there are no other rooms, and in general he does not understand what does not suit us. (later it became clear that those who arrive in the evening are accommodated in these rooms and people are shocked to pay for immediate relocation. Just a local business, nothing personal can be said).
As a result, a crying wife, an upset daughter and an outraged me.

Suitcases were not unloaded. Somehow we spent the night and in the morning we told our tour operator that if we don’t have a normal room today, then some people will have big problems. By lunchtime we were given another room in the main building. After the room where we spent the night, this one suited us, but believe me, this number was also pulling a maximum of C grade. There was no air conditioning as such, a grate in the wall from which the air simply blew, since there was no strong heat, the bathtub was old with a clogged drain, painted like everything else in this hotel with the same paint and probably with the same brush as the doors and baseboards and bedside tables, a refrigerator that does not cool, torn handles and the list is endless.
Those who got here reassured themselves that the sea is nearby, palm trees, sun, BUT we paid for the rest in a five-star hotel! And they got into a homeless man.
Maybe my review will help someone not to spoil their vacation in this wonderful and beautiful country in which there are so many magnificent hotels worthy of you. But not Larissa Phaselis Princess!