NOT EROTIC BUT ADVENTURE

Written: 15 october 2008
Travel time: 15 — 22 september 2008
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
8.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 7.0
Cleanliness: 10.0
Food: 5.0
Amenities: 9.0
And now... I think that the "assessments" need to be set in more detail...
So, the sending party is the tour operator Mostrevel. In principle, everything is smooth, on the top five... No plus sign, but still... There was one inconvenience - departure from Samara, arrival in Moscow. But... Where to go then... On the planes (there on the "carcass", back on the "Ila") they fed normally, served politely, met us quickly, drove to the hotel for 50-60 minutes, the bus was a comfortable gazelle, the guide was a girl from funny name Lily of the valley, amused us all the way. True, at the end of the journey this obsessive “If you liked us (that is, the Lily of the Valley and the driver), here is a basket, thank you, ” and this was repeated several times... To be honest, after Egypt it was not a wonder for me... but not very pleasant .
OH YES. I WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. SO IT IS SO, REST IN TURKEY I WILL BE COMPARED WITH REST IN EGYPT.
Well, in general it is.
ACCOMMODATION. 5

We arrived in the afternoon, the ticket indicated "a room with a view of the garden. " We got the key to room 5106. We were driven there in a funny car, and, oh my God, they didn't ask for a tip! In general, normul.
By the way… In a cunning way, of course… We arrived at 4 o'clock local time, but this day is already counting. And they flew away on the 19th at 9 am - this day is also counted in the ticket...
ROOM. 4-
The room is clean, tidy… But. We were deceived in the prospectus, it says about the presence of a carpet - there was none, only slippery tiles. The second “but” - the shower was leaking... I don’t really care for such things... But I had to sit in the room in the evenings... it was annoying.
Another interesting detail… Sliding wardrobe. Mirrored doors visually thin your figure) so do not believe them))) Everything, as they say, so that the client does not get upset, they say, I will suddenly get better. Although, from my point of view, it is impossible to get better here... But in order.
A young maid, she changed bed linen regularly, however, she did not make squiggles like swans and other things from towels... alas. I also constantly forgot to report a new towel... either for the legs, or for the hands. In principle, you tell her, she brings.
Dachshund, what else... the balcony is small... I practically wasn’t there... A neighbor went to smoke...
The house (three-storey bungalow) is not far from the reception, in a quiet place… I liked the location.
Chet turns out in detail... Well, here it is.
HOTEL TERRITORY. 5+
Huge, impressive. In general, the hotel itself is very, very pleasant. But. I realized that when choosing a hotel you need to consider EVERYTHING. You need to go here in a noisy company, or at least with a person who loves parties, fun, billiards, tennis and the like... Alas, I have not been to almost any of the above... I had no one... And one was dumb and scary... So it was possible calmly drop into some kind of “three-ruble note” thread... But this is another story.
SERVICE. 3-

Rude attitude... We left for Pamukala, ordered lunch packages the day before, they came, but they didn’t give us. Apparently, due to the fact that tickets were taken on the street. They threw a scandal at them, they called the security guard... After 30 minutes, they still gave us lunch bags. Then, when they saw us at the reception, they smiled stiffly.
The waiters are impudent young bartenders. With one, Karen, I swore. I called the elder, he muttered something that they work 16 hours a day, and then forced him to apologize. Then Karen walked and smiled at me...
Hamam or Turkish bath. We went to the hotel, to be honest, the scrub and foam massages did not surprise me. But the guy who gave me a massage with oils... that's something. Given that, I’m not afraid to say, I know a lot about massages, I go periodically. I won’t write a name... what if it hurts him... Short, curly hair, dark eyes and a beautiful smile... Girl, how do you describe it? ) Oh, yes))) Also - strong gentle hands... In general, bliss. In short, I read on the Internet, they say, do not be afraid of anything, there will be no harassment. Well, I’m lying, all so blissful and relaxed... First, on my stomach... He’s me this way and that... Every cell of the skin... the inside of the thighs... Then I rolled over on my back... I feel his hands... unlawfully slid over my body... I lie and think, what to say , so as not to offend, maybe the guy got carried away) And then such an enveloping voice in his ear: “Let's make love? ”) I was just stunned))) I laughed, “No”) I was offended, I didn’t give a look...
But honestly, the massage was divine... considering that he "held" me more than anyone else... ) I hoped, damn it)))
Ah, yes… the guide… Seiran. We saw him a couple of times. But I heard about his adventures with Russian tourists, he invites everyone on dates.
CONTINGENT OF TOURISTS.
It's probably unfair, but I almost started to hate Ukrainians. Well, it's some kind of nightmare. . . It feels like I've been to Hohlandia. . . This dialect. . . these impudent lone guys. . . It's already sickening to remember.
NUTRITION. 3-

For those who want to switch to fruits and vegetables - just right. I love meat... alas, there was very, very little of it, with almost no choice. But lamb is very tasty. Somehow they came for dinner, and everywhere there was only fish... a nightmare (These vegetables... tasteless, grated... Sauces on sour cream, butter, with incomprehensible spices... We even have pictures on plates: pizza, french fries, pickles and all Compared to Egypt, where I rested in an economical four, it sucks.
Lots of delicious pastries… But you get bored quickly. The only thing that pleased me was the fruits, I love them very much. Peaches, melon, watermelon, plums, oranges, in bulk. Overeat... I remember with pleasure)
TOURS. 5
I personally went on 4 excursions. I bought it on the street, on average, each excursion is cheaper by 20-25 dollars.
The first is Pammukale. $50
Honestly? Nothing special. And 4.5 hours to shake in one direction, plus, they will take you to all the factories, like, shopping. We left at 5 am, arrived at 12 noon. We took lunch packages with us, the included lunch without drinks was very scarce, there was no dinner. We bought tea - 2 dollars a glass or a lipton in a jar 0.33 - three dollars.
In the pictures, Pammukale looks much more beautiful... Get ready to walk barefoot on pebbles and rubble - it hurts. Cleopatra's mineral water pool is cool.
But. I think it's worth visiting there once, just like the pyramids in Egypt. The road is very tiresome.
Second. Fishing picnic. $45
Like to drink, relax? This is for you. Fishing in the real sense there and does not smell. Fishing from small rafts of 14 people, incomprehensible gear... As a fisherwoman, I was outraged, although I caught two golden carps. The rest is a feast, trout, lamb skewers, vodka... which, like free ones, ended, then I had to buy it... I met a wonderful guy George, he doesn’t know a word in Russian, but he drinks vodka well, had fun. Oh, yes, there were also guys from Magnitogorsk) good ones)))
Third. Rafting. 20 dollars
I went alone… I didn’t have anyone with me… I LOVED it. The company is cheerful, the guide is a young guy, cool. Before that, I once rafted along the Mzymda in our south. Turkey is more interesting. Water - +9 degrees, decent current. I decided to jump from a 4-meter height... in those seconds, my whole life flashed before my eyes... The only negative is that the Turks are hovering around... some kind of horror...
Fourth. A trip to the gorge on quad bikes.

I rode in Egypt... Otpad - to drive at full speed through the desert. Here - the road is rocky, with steep ascents and descents, transport killed in the trash... The girl flew off alone, badly beaten. But I REALLY liked it... Such an extreme for me... The guide drove up to me several times and said, "Honey, don't drive like that, this is not Egypt for you. " And I drove... Do you know how cool it is on huge stones at speed? ) Otpad in general. Then, whoever wanted to, swam in a small mountain lake. And back. Oh, yes, crabs live there - that's what surprised me!
And half of the girls were traveling with escorts. They were first put behind the wheel, they do not know how to steer... the guide said that he would take them only with escorts.
SEA BEACH. 5
Honestly... I swam there three times. Warm, salty… It’s easy to lie on the waves… However, I’m not drowning in fresh water, I’m lying on my stomach… There are very nice mattresses on the small pier that take the shape of the body… And so – there are a lot of sun loungers, however, they are mainly occupied near the shore.
Well, what else... Be sure to go to the "White Evening", Otpad. I will not describe. Do not get drunk ahead of time, because after it - a foamy disco. Oh yeah, don't take the next day's excursions, it's hard. We went to bed at 3 am, and after 2 hours we got up to go to Pammukale.
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