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April. Amara. Air. Mountains. Smell of pines and oranges and something else slightly perceptible. . . The greenery is so, just beyond. . . Quiet in the evening, sunset in the mountains. . . and in the morning birdsong. . . Sea-calm and turquoise. . . Already at 5 am, several dozen people start their work. . . Until 9.45 they are practically invisible. . . gardeners, cooks, waiters, cleaners, security guards. . . They work to make us feel good. And at 9.45 the hotel wakes up. . .
Other people enter the work. . . animators, bartenders....
And so until very late in the evening... A person makes his own rest: well, if I were a super-principled nitpick, it would turn out like this: and settled on the first floor (cold tiles) and a small bathrobe and small slippers and the key was demagnetized once and the bartender did not smile at me 8 times and the water is cold and the beach is rocky and in general....I arrived in a bad mood! You are all to blame, period! And there is another option: the tiles are cold, but there are three carpets, they brought the best bathrobe, the softest slippers, do you want softer pillows? And please... Food: no words, juices are all packaged, alcohol from champagne to "cube-libre-majito-amaretto-baileys-tequila"... The entire hotel staff as a single organism... well, sometimes small nonsense happens, but who is perfect?
So I choose the second option and read the first three lines again.... Good luck on your vacation!
Other people enter the work. . . animators, bartenders....
And so until very late in the evening... A person makes his own rest: well, if I were a super-principled nitpick, it would turn out like this: and settled on the first floor (cold tiles) and a small bathrobe and small slippers and the key was demagnetized once and the bartender did not smile at me 8 times and the water is cold and the beach is rocky and in general....I arrived in a bad mood! You are all to blame, period! And there is another option: the tiles are cold, but there are three carpets, they brought the best bathrobe, the softest slippers, do you want softer pillows? And please... Food: no words, juices are all packaged, alcohol from champagne to "cube-libre-majito-amaretto-baileys-tequila"... The entire hotel staff as a single organism... well, sometimes small nonsense happens, but who is perfect?
So I choose the second option and read the first three lines again.... Good luck on your vacation!
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