Everything in this world is relative...

Written: 31 august 2009
Travel time: 15 — 30 august 2009
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
8.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 9.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 9.0
Food: 9.0
Amenities: 5.0
Rested in August from Mostrevel. As it turned out, one from this travel company. Therefore, we were immediately given to understand: "There are only two of you guys, and there are 60 people "there". Sorry, not up to you. " Okay, not small. Did it. There was one trouble, but frayed nerves. Departure scheduled for 4.50 am. The bus came for us only at 5.30. Accordingly, we ran at the airport, barely managed to catch the flight.
About the hotel.
The rooms are great. Upon arrival, he gave $ 200 (two weeks) and a room with a sea view with us.

The hotel is new, so apparently many points have not yet been rolled back. On one side across the road are a couple of shacks and stalls. On the other hand, 5 meters from the door there are sunbeds and a swimming pool along the entire length. The people are like dirt. Everyone is trampling on their heads. And since there are bars nearby, and there is no other place, they drag all their glasses, snacks, ice cream almost into the pool. Before my eyes, the boy "German" played with a glass and broke it on the side of the pool.
The contingent of vacationers is specific - mostly Germans and crests. Both are worth each other. Khokhols, having escaped from the "ridna of the uterus", believe that they have caught God by the balls, and bastard from their own steepness, completely forgetting the Russian language, with cries of "Oooh... hefty garno... " they create complete chaos - "tse my hotel and my pool" . From above, from the balconies, and they are right above the pool, snacks sometimes fall. Of course the pool.
To take a sunbed, and especially 2 nearby, you need to jump up at 7 in the morning, quickly run out, cover with a towel and you can go to sleep.
If you crawl out like a normal kid after breakfast, you should lie on the ground.
On the issue of sun loungers - towels are issued on bail $ 10 piece. Due to the fact that there are not enough sun loungers by the pool, people go to the pier (trident) - and sunbathe there. The sea is constantly dirty. Nearby is a parking lot for yachts, boats, etc. Naturally, before entering the parking lot, they clean their toilets with sea water, right at the entrance to the bay. Therefore, all the shit for the day, diesel fuel, oil - all this fun rolls along the waves past the pier to the shore. Norod dumps to swim in the pool. And in the evening, before dinner, the hotel staff walks around and collects towels, especially purchased, and takes them to themselves, under a new pledge (such a Turkish business). But those from whom these towels were scammed, not wanting to pay the $10 deposit again, are dragging the towels of others who have gaped or have not yet mastered the Turkish game of "towels".

The dining room (restaurant) is practically one, although they write that there are many, many. Bars are for drinking only, there is no evening dressing for those on a spree. Only alcohol. The dining room is like everywhere in Turkey (and in Egypt and in... , in general, everywhere) - 30 minutes before the end of lunch (dinner), everything is swept off the shelves. Even on your table (where you just sat down to eat) they are trying to sweep something or clean it up. However, they are in a hurry to go home. But the feeder is good. Often (which I have not seen before) mussels and squids. Bulk fried fish. Meat of several varieties. Lots of fruits and vegetables. Watermelons and melons.
But... As always - the people in bulk. Still need to look for a free table. There is sometimes crush and hustle in the dining room. As in the Moscow traffic jam.
In other matters, if all this does not bother you, you can not have a bad rest. I managed.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original