Don't trust purchased reviews. Do you believe that Granada is all gorgeous? But no - here IT is - a clear exception to the rule. The price-quality ratio takes you to previously unexplored levels of anger. Everything is bad. Food, spa, staff. Everything doesn’t work/is over/dirty/boorish. Water and electricity are constantly turned off.
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Don't trust purchased reviews.
Do you believe that Granada is all gorgeous?
But no - here IT is - a clear exception to the rule.
The price-quality ratio takes you to previously unexplored levels of anger.
Everything is bad.
Food, spa, staff.
Everything doesn’t work/is over/dirty/boorish.
Water and electricity are constantly turned off.
There are quite a lot of strangers resting on the modest tiny territory who “bought a pass” from the security and no matter what these “newly-minted holidaymakers without bracelets” do, the security will not even look in their direction. The children relieved themselves directly on the beach on the coastline. And their deeds are washed away by the wave under your fucking gaze. There are a lot of children on the beach at this adults only hotel. Oh yes...this hotel does not have a private beach - it is public - so there are a lot of strangers between the sun loungers and on the sun loungers. It’s clear that all the beaches in Turkey do not belong to hotels, but...there are already very few sun loungers, and then there are these holidaymakers...
(and normal hotels organize the territory so that strangers do not have the opportunity to go deep into the beach and use its infrastructure, and the security does not have the opportunity to play pranks). And say your last regards to your personal belongings, it’s not a fact that they will wait for you. And you don’t count on personal space.
And all this for your money. And not small ones.
Nutrition is a separate issue: you are allergic - you have nothing to eat, you love fresh food - don’t try to look for it here - it’s not there, I’m already silent about seasonal fruits and vegetables, the meat is bad and without a choice and is three days old, new dishes are mixed from the day before yesterday, soups were boiled at best and returned for distribution. The dishes are partially clean and intact. Would you like to have a glass of wine with dinner in the main restaurant? An interesting idea, just know that without baksheesh the waiter will not come to you or will pour “something” diluted to the point of water; “freshly squeezed” juices and cocktails are the same diluted “something”.
Do you want to order something at the bar? The bartender will definitely dissuade you from the fact that it is difficult/long to cook. And it’s not easy to call the bartender if he’s constantly on the phone.
Would you like a la carte? There is none. They will give you a table near the bar and decorate it somehow - for this 35 € per person. At least those around you can look at you, because there is nothing else to look at.
Interior. In this hotel in 2024, the plaster has already forgotten that it is supposed to stay firmly on the wall, the “paintings” on the walls...well, these are little things, but they were generated by a neural network with its inherent flaws - well, at least you can laugh. At least for this reason, because there is no animation here.
Suite? Don't overpay for a suite at this hotel. Tiny, the bed is bad, the pillows are stone, the jacuzzi needs to be washed and washed, the windows and balconies are covered in bird excrement - no one will wash anything. There is no sound insulation.
On the plus side: we checked in right away - lucky, powerful air conditioning, Bluetooth speaker, normal wi-fi, daily replenishment of the minibar, good view of the sea (if the suite is on the top floors, the standard has a view of the neighboring hotel/road/parking and is barely visible sea according to reviews from neighbors) By the way, about the neighbors - when discussing their vacation, they listed the same problems. They also believed that if it was Granada, then it would definitely be good.
For a very long time we tried to see only good things in this hotel, we turned to Guest Relation for help - but nothing was resolved, the representative spoke rudely, interrupted us and demanded to “be silent and listen to her, or even better, smile - it’s free, be happy with what you have at least like that"
Local families with small children also come here - they can relax with loud small children.
It may seem that I have a bad temper or that I’m being picky, but having extensive experience traveling around the world, the first time I encounter such an egregious case, I’m just really angry.
Granada Red
It is absolutely not worth the money, does not completely correspond to the stated concept and does not provide you with security. A complete discrepancy with the stated concept. Complete discrepancy with the stated services. Fraud is selling a service by misleading potential clients.
Do you believe that Granada is all gorgeous?
But no - here IT is - a clear exception to the rule.
The price-quality ratio takes you to previously unexplored levels of anger.
Everything is bad.
Food, spa, staff.
Everything doesn’t work/is over/dirty/boorish.
Water and electricity are constantly turned off.
There are quite a lot of strangers resting on the modest tiny territory who “bought a pass” from the security and no matter what these “newly-minted holidaymakers without bracelets” do, the security will not even look in their direction. The children relieved themselves directly on the beach on the coastline. And their deeds are washed away by the wave under your fucking gaze. There are a lot of children on the beach at this adults only hotel. Oh yes...this hotel does not have a private beach - it is public - so there are a lot of strangers between the sun loungers and on the sun loungers. It’s clear that all the beaches in Turkey do not belong to hotels, but...there are already very few sun loungers, and then there are these holidaymakers...
(and normal hotels organize the territory so that strangers do not have the opportunity to go deep into the beach and use its infrastructure, and the security does not have the opportunity to play pranks). And say your last regards to your personal belongings, it’s not a fact that they will wait for you. And you don’t count on personal space.
And all this for your money. And not small ones.
Nutrition is a separate issue: you are allergic - you have nothing to eat, you love fresh food - don’t try to look for it here - it’s not there, I’m already silent about seasonal fruits and vegetables, the meat is bad and without a choice and is three days old, new dishes are mixed from the day before yesterday, soups were boiled at best and returned for distribution. The dishes are partially clean and intact. Would you like to have a glass of wine with dinner in the main restaurant? An interesting idea, just know that without baksheesh the waiter will not come to you or will pour “something” diluted to the point of water; “freshly squeezed” juices and cocktails are the same diluted “something”.
Do you want to order something at the bar? The bartender will definitely dissuade you from the fact that it is difficult/long to cook. And it’s not easy to call the bartender if he’s constantly on the phone.
Would you like a la carte? There is none. They will give you a table near the bar and decorate it somehow - for this 35 € per person. At least those around you can look at you, because there is nothing else to look at.
Interior. In this hotel in 2024, the plaster has already forgotten that it is supposed to stay firmly on the wall, the “paintings” on the walls...well, these are little things, but they were generated by a neural network with its inherent flaws - well, at least you can laugh. At least for this reason, because there is no animation here.
Suite? Don't overpay for a suite at this hotel. Tiny, the bed is bad, the pillows are stone, the jacuzzi needs to be washed and washed, the windows and balconies are covered in bird excrement - no one will wash anything. There is no sound insulation.
On the plus side: we checked in right away - lucky, powerful air conditioning, Bluetooth speaker, normal wi-fi, daily replenishment of the minibar, good view of the sea (if the suite is on the top floors, the standard has a view of the neighboring hotel/road/parking and is barely visible sea according to reviews from neighbors) By the way, about the neighbors - when discussing their vacation, they listed the same problems. They also believed that if it was Granada, then it would definitely be good.
For a very long time we tried to see only good things in this hotel, we turned to Guest Relation for help - but nothing was resolved, the representative spoke rudely, interrupted us and demanded to “be silent and listen to her, or even better, smile - it’s free, be happy with what you have at least like that"
Local families with small children also come here - they can relax with loud small children.
It may seem that I have a bad temper or that I’m being picky, but having extensive experience traveling around the world, the first time I encounter such an egregious case, I’m just really angry.
Granada Red
It is absolutely not worth the money, does not completely correspond to the stated concept and does not provide you with security. A complete discrepancy with the stated concept. Complete discrepancy with the stated services. Fraud is selling a service by misleading potential clients.
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