А так хотелось сказки! And so I wanted a fairy tale!

The hotel is located a 2-hour tedious drive from the airport. The hotel staff is unfriendly and does not speak Russian (even in separate words); very strange all inclusive system. You can wait up to 30 minutes for a waiter or bartender to place an order. Mattresses on the beach have never seen a shower - no matter how you look at it - in the adhering dirt on both sides. If there is no dinar in the hands, do not rush to bring it dirty. On the beach, on top of the sand, the rhizomes of centuries-old trees, for which some vacationers cling and dislocate their ankles (could be sprinkled with sand). The restaurant, which is located in the main building, is just a dining room with shabby once green chairs, with not very fresh napkins (like a tablecloth). There are no paper napkins anywhere at all - just some kind of wildness (is it really so ruinous? ) They ran around the hall for toothpicks - they looked for them on neighboring tables. A restaurant by the pool - people have lunch there - some have a pareo on their shoulders, some have towels, and linen napkins are in their hands - we are fighting off flies, which are MYRIADS, HORSES in this restaurant. Pizza is overdried, the grill does not even lend itself to a knife (let alone teeth), French fries-crackers. If you took a glass of wine, then you are supposed to have a drink only 1 (and how can they drink all this dry, peppered food? ) The rooms were not vacuumed even once. As the maid removed the bedspread from the bed on the 1st day, crumpled it, threw it on the mirror, and so it lay all 11 days. The only thing I liked was the room. Spacious, comfortable with a separate bathroom. But there was no remote control from the TV, so you had to get up and adjust the quieter or louder. Well, in general, all the little things do not tell. And so I wanted to get into a fairy tale!