Hotel horror. Thailand class.

Written: 24 february 2013
Travel time: 28 december 2012 — 7 january 2013
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 3.0
Impressions are twofold.
The hotel is far away. The view from the hotel is either a construction site or a pool. Food is disgusting. The room is normal - only for the money. A pregnant woman is sitting at the reception - you can’t even yell at her if anything, because her voice doesn’t rise, but she uses it, makes a stupid face and almost faints, bitch, it infuriates.
Sorry, it probably won’t be short, but I beg YOU to read the information at least about the hotel to the end.
So the hotel. First we were settled in a room, which is 300 meters uphill, only from the reception to be (161).
I WANT TO NOTE IMMEDIATELY THAT THE HOTEL ITSELF IS 30 MINUTES WALKING FROM THE BEACH. And try to tell me that they say, oh, with a quick step, in the morning, only 20 minutes, la la la... show me at least one person who will fucking get up at 7 in the morning to have breakfast with vile, tasteless food at the hotel, and run to dirty Patong - so that later in the review I write that 20 minutes !! ! Brad!!!

In short further. Then we spent one night there, in this terrible room, and paid $ 100 (300 baht per night) to be accommodated in the main building, where the rooms are called deluxe or deluxe. Crap of course. Who told them that this word luxury or semi-lux can be a priori applied to their hotel??
Ok, for this money, we were allowed to choose rooms, first on the 4th floor (407), the beds were apart, and there were lamps between them, in short, it turned out to be nonsense if the beds were connected, and after spending the night there, we moved of our own free will to a room on the 2nd floor (201). This room overlooked the pool. It was noisy and people, children, cleaners were constantly scurrying back and forth.
In general, in a hotel, if you take rooms, it’s better to have odd numbers and let them overlook the pool, and most importantly, higher, 4th or 5th floor. It turns out and the view is beautiful and nature. And so, a view of the construction site... noise . . And don't tell me that from the even numbers you can see the sea - you can't see it. Three days on reindeer to this sea.
In short, we lived in room 201 until the end of the holiday.
Patong is dirty - I personally don't think it's worth swimming there. You can do it yourself or meet people at the hotel, take a tuk-tuk and go to Karon (300 baht), Kata (400 baht) KataNoi (500 baht) This is one way. Exactly the same in reverse. You negotiate with the drivers, write down his mobile number, and they pick you up from the beach at as much as you say. You give money back and forth when you are brought to the hotel.
By the way, if you really want to go to Patong - it's 200 baht, both there and back. There is no point in trading. They have a tuk-tuk mafia and they don’t care if YOU don’t eat, then others will.
They clean the room - medium, they wipe the dust where they see it, and they just make your bed neatly, sometimes they can change the linen... in general, Thais are of course lazy... This is a fact...

In the hotel from the Guide DO NOT TAKE ANY TRIPS, and downstairs from Tatiana and Alexei, don’t take either, there is still CHEAPER (and with the same guarantee) when you walk along their main street, Bangla Road, and even just when you go to the side Patong, there are a lot of shops with these tours, trips - you pay in the same way, they will pick you up from the hotel at the appointed time, and bring you back in the same way. AND THIS IS SUCH CRAZY the guide will carry you, that if you are not from them, eat, then there is no guarantee that you will be brought back. It's just that they, like other intermediaries, need to put their paw on your trip. Do you rent apartments without intermediaries? negotiate with the owner and talk directly. Well, that's about what I wanted to say.
Food - in the hotel - damn it, how to put it better, I changed my phone, I had pictures there, right now I can’t put them up... In short, the food sucks, coffee and tea differ only in that they helped a black cat in one kettle, but in another, with coffee, it splashes like that... Fried eggs, rice porridge, cereal, and something rice with scrambled eggs... From fruits - watermelon and pineapple, from vegetables - NOTHING !! ! A couple of juices like Jupi - colored water.
Moreover, if you order lunch or dinner in the same place where breakfast is served - the food is cooked there deliciously - this is true, but EXPENSIVE.
Listen, I'm not saying that 3 * should be like 5 * in Turkey, but understand, when I rested last time, in another 3 *, in the same place in Phuket, this is earth and sky. This time, my husband and I took tickets right before the new year, a couple of days in advance, as is often the case with everyone, so there were only free rooms in this hotel (unfortunately)...
And this is not the third line, this is the FOURTH line - you can even look at the map...
I don’t know what else to add... I indicated my mail there, if you have questions, write...
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