Etnomir 3*– Reviews

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Rating 6.510
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8.0 Rooms
5.5 Service
6.8 Cleanliness
5.8 Food
6.5 Amenities
In ETHNOMIR there are ethnic hotels "Belarus", "Ukraine", "Sibiriya" and "Kochevye", the interiors of which are stylized as traditional dwellings, as well as the hotel "Cruise", designed as a liner making a round-the-world trip. On the territory of ETHNOMIR there are built and receive visitors: the Russian Compound, the Museum of the Russian stove, the Ukrainian and Belarusian farms, the Ethnoyard "Nomadic peoples of the World", the Ethnoyard "Siberia and the Far East", the Ethnoyard "Countries of South Asia", Mira Street - a trade and exhibition complex, all the premises of which are stylized as dwellings of different countries.More →
аватар skalskiymax
 •  traveled 7 years ago
Rating 4.0
When our friends suggested that we go to Ethnomir, take a walk for a couple of days in the fresh air, we did not expect that in this Ethno world, as it were, heartless stupid boors work. It all started more or less, on September 9 we paid for two tickets, for 2 days, for 1.000 rubles. and for 1.000 rubles. … More ▾ When our friends suggested that we go to Ethnomir, take a walk for a couple of days in the fresh air, we did not expect that in this Ethno world, as it were, heartless stupid boors work.

It all started more or less, on September 9 we paid for two tickets, for 2 days, for 1.000 rubles. and for 1.000 rubles. Accordingly, and with great pleasure, they began to expect the time of our arrival on September 15th.

But ...on the night of September 12, I am taken to the hospital by ambulance, where I am operated on, and as you all understand, I physically cannot get to Ethnomir, since the rehabilitation period after the operation is from 7 to 21 days.

On September 12, my wife calls Ethnomir and says that because of my hospitalization, we can’t come and asks either to return the money or postpone the arrival date to a later one, to which she is answered - go, you’re a woman in the forest, the time is up, you should have contacted earlier to us. And all in the same spirit. At this time, I don’t suspect anything, I’m under droppers.
Having connected all her female fighting spirit, my wife is looking for the name of the General Director and writes him this letter:

General Director of Dialogue of Culture LLC

Sarkisova O. I.

from ___ Svetlana Viktorovna ______________________________________________________________

(FULL NAME. )

Passport series ________ number_________________

Issued by _____________________________________________________________

__________________________________________________________________

Date of issue ______20.07. 2012______________________

Registered at: _________________________________________________

Contact information: _________________9773089098______________________________

(specify phone, email)
Service Cancellation Application

(with the transfer of the provision of services to another date)

I ask you to cancel the services under the program with advance payment No. ___49299_____

dated _0907___. ____. 201_7_ and transfer funds in the amount of _12000_______________ rub. (__________________________________________________________________________ ______)

for the new program No. ______ dated ____22.09__. _____. 201_17_

due to __ urgent hospitalization of my husband, I ask you to reschedule the reservation of Maxim Vyacheslavovich for September 22-24, we will provide documents upon check-in __________________________________________________________________

___________________________________________________________________________ __.
I agree that from the moment of receipt of this application, the ordered services under the program No. _______ of ____________ specified in this application are considered canceled, and the funds under this program will be transferred to the new program.

______13.09. 2017_____________

(the date)

___________/_______________________/

(signature) (signature transcript)

Then a day later, a certain Mrs. Ivanko Anastasia Yuryevna appears, introducing herself as a certain employee of Ethnomir, she is trying to prove to my wife that she is a fool stuffed, and dared to disturb the light of the eyes of her director Sarkisova with such a statement. Further, the hysterical Ivanko, in an ultimatum form, squealing into the phone, demands to provide her with a certificate that I am in the hospital today, otherwise she will not return any money and she will not postpone the date of arrival either! ! !

After that, my wife receives this letter in the mail:

Dear Svetlana!
In response to your Application for the transfer of funds under the Program No. 27096/17 dated 07.09. 2017, paid for services provided on the territory of the Cultural and Educational Tourist Center "ETNOMIR", located at the address: Kaluga region, Borovsky district, Petrovo village, we report the following.

By paying for the services, you confirm that you have read and agreed with the rules for staying on the territory of ETNOMIR, the rules for booking, canceling and providing services posted on the official website www. ethnomir. ru and undertakes to make all payments and settlements.

According to the information posted on the website http://ethnomir. ru/rules, namely according to the Rules for payment, booking and cancellation of services ordered through the site http://ethnomir. ru/rules, in case of cancellation of services 48 hours before the start date of the event, the amount to be withheld is 100% of the paid cost of services, the amount to be transferred is 0% of the paid cost of services.
We attach you the transfer rules

Rules for transferring the program:

• The customer has the right to reschedule the program no later than 3 calendar days prior to the provision of services.

• In the event that less than 3 days are left before the provision of services, the decision to transfer the order is made by the administration of the Ethnomir CCC, the head of the sales office.

• Transfer to other dates is carried out without saving the discount and with recalculation of the cost according to the price list.

• Transfer can be made no more than 2 times in a row for one service for good reasons.

• The transfer is carried out no more than 6 months in advance.

I ask you to provide a certificate, a document confirming the impossibility of arrival, after which a decision will be made to agree on the transfer of the arrival.
My wife calls me and says, dear and the only one, could you disconnect the tubes going to your body, get up and urgently run to the head doctor and ask him for a certificate that you are not a damned simulator, but in fact a person who underwent surgery, and then the fascist aunt Ivanko does not give us our honestly earned money. Well, I got up, picked up the phone, called this Ivanko, and using the dictionary, Dahl explained where I was and what was happening to me, and also told her what she should do now and in what order, after which another document appeared in our mail:

Maxim, good afternoon!

A new booking has been created for you.

22.09-24.09

Sincerely,

Perepletova Tatiana

Online Application Manager.

Cultural and educational center "ETNOMIR"

tperepletova@ethnomir. en

121552 Russia, Moscow, st. Yartsevskaya, 27

Tel. +7 (495.710-7344 (ext. 1056)

Fax + 7 (495.710-7363

And notice, nowhere is there a word about the certificate that I have to show someone! ! !
Further more, on September 21, after leaving the hospital, I called Etnomir and said that we physically could not arrive on September 22, since I had just left the hospital, and we would arrive on September 23, but let everyone believe that we arrived on September 22 and We do not need to return or compensate anything. The girl (again not introducing herself on the phone) said OK, you have a room, come don't worry (Again there is not a word about the certificate)

On September 23, we leave and by 13-00 Moscow time we arrive at Ethnomir, where a security guard is standing near the barrier, an inspector who lets through - there is not a single insignia on it, just like there is no name, in general, there is a certain person with a piece of paper who asking our last name, says No such a last name! ! !

We say - Look for Friday, we should come on Friday, he looks and says - No such a surname.
It took about 30 minutes for this person to get in touch with someone there by radio, they let us in, but they said that they let us in conditionally and we had to go to the reception and clarify.

At the reception, about 4-5 employees of the accommodation service were waiting for us, who, having heard my last name with a request to provide the room I paid for, looked at the monitor with round dull eyes for about 15 minutes, then asked me for a passport (probably thinking that I, having a different surname, gave them the wrong ), again for 10-15 minutes, pressing some keys on the keyboard, they gave me the following text, verbatim

-And why did you come to us again, you lived with us from September 15 to September 17 ...

God...how stupid those accommodation representatives looked...
After my bewilderment, which was again accompanied by some words from Dahl's dictionary, they connected to the resolution of our dispute with them - I lived with their family or did not live from September 15 to 17, the administrator, who, foaming at the mouth, now argued that since I didn’t come, then my ticket was canceled and I would go to the forest. All the same, the Russian language is great and powerful - with the help of it you can move mountains, but you cannot prove to an IDIOT that he is an IDIOT, and I also failed to prove to the administrator that I am in my mind and in solid memory.

I had to connect mail and look for letters and names of employees who wrote letters to me and informed me about the postponement of our arrival.

- Do the names of Ivanko and Pereplyotova tell you anything?

-We do not have such employees in Ethnomir

-?????????? ? ? ? Who writes letters to me then?

-These are employees of the Moscow office and they are not a decree for us! ! !

You hear people, NOT A DECREE ...this is some kind of scribe! ! !
and what do they say these people, but they say-

-Your ticket has been canceled, you have not provided any kind of certificate

- Excuse me, what kind of certificate do you need to provide?

-And how do I know which one, from Moscow they said that a certificate is needed

- Tell me, did I pay you the cost of the ticket, which includes breakfast?

-If your ticket is canceled, then your money is lost! ! !

-Moreover, you did not pay into our pocket. and in the Moscow office.

Stupid bitches!!!...Just imbeciles from birth! ! ! How could you be hired? ? ?

Having again connected all my experience of communicating with such characters, having connected all my rich vocabulary, I nevertheless convinced them that I paid for both accommodation and breakfast.

Further, these fools, with the involvement of security, tried to get a certificate from me that I was actually in the hospital! ! !

Were sent.

I didn’t feel like eating anymore, having sent all the staff for retraining and training, we rented a room and left for Moscow.
Employees of Ethnomir, not respected by me, you are simply not capable and should not work in the field of customer service - quit.

The leadership of Ethnomir, I demand proceedings on this matter with an apology addressed to me.
аватар ValSkY
 •  traveled 8 years ago
Rating 10.0
Good organization of the event, for the first time I see how 100 people were accommodated so quickly in 30 minutes, everything was turnkey, they provided a transfer back on time, everything was clear and competent. That's the only reason you can go. Delicious food and interesting team building! Valeria, Relief Center. … More ▾ Good organization of the event, for the first time I see how 100 people were accommodated so quickly in 30 minutes, everything was turnkey, they provided a transfer back on time, everything was clear and competent. That's the only reason you can go. Delicious food and interesting team building!
Valeria, Relief Center.
аватар hr-ryazan
 •  traveled 10 years ago
Rating 5.0
The New Year holidays are long and I set out to organize the leisure of my family (husband and 2 children, 3 and 12 years old) these days, so that later I would have something to remember. I accidentally stumbled upon their advertisement on the Internet, read all the reviews and decided that this trip would be an interesting event. … More ▾ The New Year holidays are long and I set out to organize the leisure of my family (husband and 2 children, 3 and 12 years old) these days, so that later I would have something to remember. I accidentally stumbled upon their advertisement on the Internet, read all the reviews and decided that this trip would be an interesting event.
From Ryazan to Etnomir by car 4 hours (one way). We decided that one day it would be hard for us and our driver (husband), so I booked a hotel room in advance.
I must say right away - if it were not for the price of the room (7500 rubles for 3) - the overall assessment of the complex would be higher. Residents of the Kaluga region and Muscovites have more favorable conditions - the entrance to the park is 500 rubles per person, and the road 1-1.5 hours is quite comfortable to get by in one day (with proper planning, one day will be enough to visit all the interesting places ).
Pros: Interesting and informative (especially for children 5-12 years old).
Our room had a kitchen.
Many interesting excursions, master classes (both paid and free)
There is a mini zoo (the only free entertainment for a child of 3 years old)
I liked the evening program by the fire with songs and dances to the tambourine with a real Yakut.
Cons: Very expensive accommodation
Expensive entertainment (forest labyrinth - 400 rubles, riding likes - 500 rubles, 1 pie from the miracle oven - 50 rubles, tubing rental, for rolling down a small wooden slide - 200 rubles for 30 minutes) - if all this is multiplied by a family from 3-4 people is very expensive.
Lack of ventilation in the hotel room - there was absolutely nothing to breathe.
It is not surprising that most of the visitors are Muscovites (perhaps this complex is being built with them in mind), and the road is not long and the prices are more acceptable for them.
For our family, 2 days in Ethnomir cost 13.000 rubles (accommodation, travel, paid entertainment, master classes, souvenirs, food (from home)).
TOTAL: The trip was informative, 2 days of the New Year holidays were used fruitfully, but I think that once is enough to visit this center. Next time I will look for other places for family holidays.
аватар motorov
Hotel Ukraine. I liked the hut-huts and the decoration of the room. Interesting furniture, new and timely replaced linen, a good bathroom with a shower. Breakfasts are included in the cost of living. We came to rest for a day, but stayed for 5 days to see everything that is in ETHNOMIR. We liked it - we slowly start the day with breakfast, choose in advance the ethnic courtyards that we will see and go there - on an excursion, master classes, then lunch, continue to walk and take pictures, in the evening dinner and relax by the fire or by the water at the boat station. … More ▾ Hotel Ukraine. I liked the hut-huts and the decoration of the room. Interesting furniture, new and timely replaced linen, a good bathroom with a shower. Breakfasts are included in the cost of living. We came to rest for a day, but stayed for 5 days to see everything that is in ETHNOMIR. We liked it - we slowly start the day with breakfast, choose in advance the ethnic courtyards that we will see and go there - on an excursion, master classes, then lunch, continue to walk and take pictures, in the evening dinner and relax by the fire or by the water at the boat station. we were satisfied, it would be even more efficient staff or simply increase its number so that you don’t have to go looking for yourself if you need an iron or a change of towels.


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В ЭТНОМИРе работают этноотели «Беларусь», «Украина», «Сибирия» и «Кочевье», интерьеры которых стилизованы под традиционные жилища, а также гостиница «Круиз», оформленная, как лайнер, совершающий кругосветное путешествие. На территории ЭТНОМИРа построены и принимают посетителей: Русское подворье, Музей Русской печи, Украинский и Белорусский хутора, Этнодвор «Кочевые народы Мира», Этнодвор «Сибирь и Дальний Восток», Этнодвор «Страны Южной Азии», Улица Мира — торгово-выставочный комплекс, все помещения которого стилизованы под жилища разных стран.

In a hotel

Несколько кафе и ресторанов: «Трапезная» Улицы Мира, кафе «Кочевник» (азиатская кухня), кафе «Круиз» (европейская кухня), вегетарианский ресторан и салон БенЧелеро (латиноамериканский кофе и другие напитки).

  • restaurant
  • cafe/bar
  • conference hall/banquet hall
  • parking  FREE 
  • car rental
  • safe  FREE 
  • free wi-fi
  • hairdresser/beauty salon
  • doctor
  • ATM
  • payment by payment cards
For kids
  • playground
Entertainment and sports Анимационные программы, мастер-классы, экскурсии, питомник хаски, веревочный городок, музей Живой природы, игровые и спортивные площадки, сувенирные лавки, магазины этносувениров.
  • animation
  • organization of excursions
Description of rooms

Беларусь: трехэтажный бревенчатый сруб, 5 двухместных номеров.

Украина: две «мазанки», в каждой из которых по 2 двухместных номера, классические деревянные рубленые избы, где оборудованы двухместные и четырехместные номера. Всего 5 двухместных и 3 четырёхместных номера.

Сибирия: 37 номеров в стилизованных хакасских, тувинских и сибирских юртах. Хакасские юрты сделаны из деревянных досок, сибирские и тувинские обиты войлоком и тканью.

Русский дом: стандарт двухместный (17 номеров), стандарт четырёхместный двухкомнатный (2 номера), улучшенный двухэтажный (семейный, с возможностью проживания до 6 человек в номере) 2 номера, эконом (13 номеров).

Кочевье: 22 юрты.

Круиз: номера эконом класса и повышенной комфортности. Отель находится на втором этаже Улицы мира, стилизован под корабль.

Караван-сарай: 32 номера, основных мест – 94.

Палаточный лагерь - размер места под палатку — 2 х 1,5 кв.м.

In the rooms

Номера гостиницы Беларусь: туалет, душевая кабина, фен, зеркало, гигиенический набор.

Номера гостиницы Украина: туалет, раковина, душевая кабина, фен, зеркала, предоставляется постельное бельё, полотенца и гигиенические наборы.

Номера гостиницы Сибирия: туалет, раковина, ванна, предоставляется постельное бельё, полотенца и гигиенические наборы.

Номера гостиницы Русский дом: кровати односпальные/двуспальные, прикроватные тумбочки, платяной шкаф, вешалки, комплект полотенец, тапочки, стулья. В ванной комнате: душевая кабина, зеркало, фен, гигиенические принадлежности. Для номеров Эконом санузлы на этаже.

Номера гостиницы Кочевье: внутри юрты: ковролин, свет и электричество, постельное белье. Спальные места в юрте кочевников на полу (матрасы, подушки, одеяла и постельные принадлежности). Удобства находятся рядом в Летнем блоке – горячая вода, туалетные и душевые кабины, раковины, зеркала.

Номера гостиницы Круиз: номера эконом класса без удобств душевые, мужской и женский туалеты, гигиенические зоны находятся в конце коридора. Бюджетные номера двух типов: «палуба» — в этих номерах установлены 2 или 3 «еврораскладушки», и «каюта» на 3 или 6 мест. В каютах находятся трёхярусные кровати. По размеру каюты напоминают купе поезда. Номера повышенной комфортности: туалет, раковина, душевая кабина, фен, зеркала, постельное бельё, полотенца, гигиенические наборы, тапочки.

Номера гостиницы Караван-сарай: кровати,прикроватные тумбочки, вешалки, комплект полотенец, тапочки, стол, пуфы. В ванной комнате: душ, зеркало, фен, гигиенические принадлежности. Wi-fi в номере.

В палаточном лагере есть туалетные кабины и места для умывания.

The address Калужская область, Боровский район, Петрово
Phones: +7 (499) 962-40-44
+7 (906) 642-00-71
Website: Etnomir
FAQ
Какие развлечения есть в отеле?
О том чтобы Вы ни минуты не скучали позаботится анимация. В отеле присутствует организация экскурсий, упрощает выбор и дает советы специалист по туризму.
Какие возможности для детей есть в отеле?
Отель располагает детской площадкой с горкой и качелями.