Только не в этот отель! Just not in this hotel!

Before the trip, we chose a hotel for a long time and carefully. Agreed on Lanai. Really not a bad hotel, however our room was already resold(! ) and we were offered Aseania. Type as compensation a large room on the top floor. Almost three rooms. Two toilets. Shower and bath, separate shower. Someone there in the reports suffered about the lack of a balcony. With such heat and humidity without wind, what to do on it? Things dry best when wrung out under air conditioning, drinking Hershey is more pleasant, again, in the room under a cool breeze. In general, his absence did not upset us. Linen is clean. Everything. The benefits are over. Began small, but nasty cons.
There were only one slippers in this imperial room. Although we always carry our own with us - it was just ridiculous. Did they offer to wear them in turn? TV showed only three local channels (there are a lot of them in Lanai and there is Discovery), moreover, the signal is dual and the adjacent channel shines through in the background. There is no board for it. The remote control for two conders is also one. The plywood on the doors to the bathroom and the bottom of the toilet had peeled off and stuck out with needles. There was no hot water in the room when we checked in, we had to call a repairman. The epic was the same. The cold water faucet clatters like a Maxim machine gun. In the morning, when washing, the whole hotel is shaking, they ran to wash in the second toilet. When it rained one day, the ceiling leaked, and there was already a hole! They set up a garbage can. So she stood in the middle of the room. It was not removed the next day. The door to the room is so tight that it can successfully replace the simulator. Switches in the room - just a separate issue. They were installed by a drunk fitter. Firstly. There are an innumerable number of them and they turn on the light in different corners - different switches. Those. to turn on the light in the second room near the toilet, you need to go to the toilet in the dark and turn on the light in the room. Moreover, the "On" position can be both up and down. In general, it was an interesting activity in the evenings.
Nutrition. We are not picky people, and have been in more than a dozen hotels. But, we see such a "rare" attitude towards guests for the first time. Fried eggs or scrambled eggs. Pancakes. Toasts. This is what they do right on the spot and what is still edible. Further, a miserable, monotonous, daily and non-replaceable set: Terribly spicy brown noodles, heated canned beans or beans in a sweet stringy sauce, low-grade, not tasty sausages and liquid rice slurry on the water (I don’t even want to call it porridge) with lumps. Nothing from vegetables. Fruits (at the same time in abundance! ) Only one kind. More often it was fresh green melon. Yes, for lovers of Americanism - a jug of milk and dry cereal in a bowl.

I agree, you can choke on this. After a week of breakfasts consisting of scrambled eggs and toast with coffee, I gave up this stupid activity. Although the Chinese, Arabs, and Malaysians cracked it all with huge plates. In general, the impression was that the hotel lowered its stars to the level of a cheap weekend motel. Because the influx of this audience was from Friday to Monday. The Chinese generally tried to gobble up more than they paid, but then we came to rest! What is surprising - there is a whole street of cafes nearby, where they cook just delicious food! It was all the more insulting to hear how our friend had breakfast in Lanai. The comparison was terrible!
Service. Or his absence. They forgot to give towels twice. So, the dirty ones were taken away, but the clean ones were forgotten! There are only 2 for this whole room with two toilets!! ! towels. No for the legs and for the face - only bath. In Lanai, with a friend living in a double room, for one - SIX! They swept and wiped only along the aisles between tables and beds. A bunch of black long hair lay in the corner for 2 weeks. Once they took our knife and forks, they went to pick them up. When coffee and tea were given, when not. A bag of garbage standing next to the trash can is not taken out! The table is not wiped. Early in the morning, after breakfast, when we were leaving to ride around the island, we saw trays with leftover food and utensils lying on the floor in the corridor, returning in the evening we saw them again. Everything that people ate and drank near the pool in the evening was eaten up by monkeys in the morning.
You can still remember some nasty things, but I think this is enough to say with confidence that you DO NOT need to go to this hotel! Although I have seen happy ones. You choose!