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It was not the first time I flew to Egypt) I invited a friend, she was the first time... We arrived at the hotel in the evening during dinner... The manager offered to go to dinner... it was at 19.30 exactly one hour after the start of dinner) Arriving at the restaurant, I was surprised the fact that there was complete chaos about the dirt and chaos that was going on there... There was nothing but beans, we took a piece of bread and tried to find tea... We found tea, but there were no cups... Understanding nothing we returned to the settlement . . And then the real adventures of the cockroach around the glass began))) I don’t have my suitcase . . how not?? ? But it's not like that!! ! At my request to find a suitcase, I was asked 10 times like this, “are you sure that they took it from the bus? ” 8 times I answered calmly, but then my nerves could not stand it and I had to turn on the hysterical mode... They searched for the suitcase for 2 hours . . Found... Hurrah!!!
Let's go check in. . . we go into the room. . . and the power of speech disappears from what we saw. . . The room is not cleaned, the bed is made, but not re-made, everything is flooded with something, mold on the walls, the door to the terrace does not open, there is no tap in the shower....Inhale exhale . . I call the manager... I say calmly... they promise to come... a man comes... trying to fix something, but his hands are growing out of his ass..... he doesn’t come out and runs away... I take whiskey out of my suitcase. . . I drink. , . A little. . . A couple of sips. . . I go to the manager. . . I swear. . . He pretends not to hear. . . I take out my wallet. . . Yeah, there's a rumor!! 'Uraaa!! ! We are moving) Standard clean room with sea view 8th floor. . . Rejoice!! ! It's already 1.30 am. . . Sleeping!! ! The morning is wiser than the evening, so my husband told me... And now I will try briefly... Morning !! ! The mood is great!! ! Sea!! ! The sun!!
Let's go to the dining room.... And then the shock!! ! No, it's not a shock... Refusal of the brain to accept what they saw... a bunch of people. Everyone is running somewhere . . Opa! Scream!! ! Yep, not enough plates! OK! ! Got the plates, occupied a table overlooking the sea. . . went to see the food. . . Shock!! ! Tomato Fight!! ! There are 50 people in line for an omelette . . and that's it... there is nothing else . . , Ahhh)) Yes! Raw beans!! ! I go out onto the terrace crying. . . my hands are shaking. . . I call home. . . The family suggest sending everyone to hell and changing the hotel. . . I'm trying to eat the omelette I got. . . I haven't had tea again. . . I go to the managers of Join Apa) This is a different story) Briefly! Worst managers ever!! ! whom I have met!! ! They don’t care at all and they are never at the workplace !! ! I'm trying to change the hotel... In short, they make an idiot out of me trying to prove to me that it's very good here... As a result, they offer hotels in the ass of the World... Yes, and with an incredible surcharge...
We make a decision to survive here... and then it started!!!!!! ! Obstacle racing and hunger games!! ! Dirt!! ! Everywhere!! ! There is no food!! ! People are hungry!! ! They throw a piece of fish on a plate !! ! No cups, plates, napkins! Simply no!! ! On the third day the hotel was full!! ! There are still not enough tables! Oops!! ! Who did not have time is late! Fruits give out three slices of melon) sometimes I saw dates and oranges on people's plates) Apples cut into brackets floated in the water (((it looked like swill for pigs !! ! I’ll finish with the dining room... Let’s go to the bars))) Pour cola as if from your refrigerator) Half a cup and with such a look as if it was a million dollars) It makes no sense to write a lot about the fact that the drinks are all diluted, you already understood... The attitude of the staff is such that it seemed to me that we are invaders and they are for they don’t hate us) They throw everything like dogs... I’m writing, but I’m still sick...
So! Italian restaurant!! ! We ate not badly. . . quite tasty. . against the backdrop of everything)) but again, the waiters snort. . . throw cutlery on the table. . . We had a fight again!!! ! We continue... ahhh))) I forgot))) The room was cleaned for us, of course, quite well, but there is no cosmetics at all !!! ! Even toilet paper))) The girls were quicker to take it in public toilets))) On the 4th day I got everything I needed for a dollar)) Hooray! ! Washing my head!!! ))) I'm going in the elevator. . . I hear from people that they open safes. . . oops! Run to the room!! ! I carry everything valuable with me to the beach!! ! I carry my bag like a fool with a mortar!! ! But more reliable))) 5 days they steal a towel while swimming. ,, , and then it started!!! ! Everyone jump on this!! ! They say that they are stealing ours ((? You should have seen those rags) such as towels)) Hysteria for 2 days !! ! Raised everyone on the ears) but all the same !! ! 15 bucks and all!!!
When I cursed again, there were guys who cursed that the jackets were missing from the room))) I feel it is starting to get hotter and hotter)) So! I know how to get food, I took out cosmetics for a couple of days, in order to relax a couple of times I went to Sokha to Dyutik))) everything that pleased me was that Hungarians, Poles, Romanians, British, Kyrgyz, Kozaks, Uzbeks... everyone was in equal conditions) Everyone had a day like at war))) By the way, the Chinese restaurant is very tasty and friendly) there we learned a certain buzz))) We had fun by watching the hysteria of people who had just arrived))) But trouble unites) We shared everything who has what) communicated and made friends with almost the entire hotel)) The task was to survive!!!
Ahh . . I forgot about the animation... It doesn’t exist at all) poor two boys and two girls dressed like God sent tried to spend the evening there))) And at the end... The flight was in the morning) they promised to open a restaurant... well we didn’t even hope... At the airport, only we were hungry) the rest of the people got a lunch box at the hotel))) I was especially not happy with the work of Join Apa) Disappointed !!! ! And a little more about the pros))) the sea is cool! The reef is alive! The territory of the hotel is well-groomed and beautiful) on this all the pluses ended!! ! Have a good holiday everyone!!! ! Love yourself!! ! Choose your hotel carefully! Do not fall for what people who were a year ago said !! ! Egypt is Roulette!! ! Everything can change in a month!
It was not the first time I flew to Egypt) I invited a friend, she was the first time... We arrived at the hotel in the evening during dinner... The manager offered to go to dinner... it was at 19.30 exactly one hour after the start of dinner) Arriving at the restaurant, I was surprised the fact that there was complete chaos about the dirt and chaos that was going on there... There was nothing but beans, we took a piece of bread and tried to find tea... We found tea, but there were no cups... Understanding nothing we returned to the settlement . . And then the real adventures of the cockroach around the glass began))) I don’t have my suitcase . . how not?? ? But it's not like that!! ! At my request to find a suitcase, I was asked 10 times like this, “are you sure that they took it from the bus? ” 8 times I answered calmly, but then my nerves could not stand it and I had to turn on the hysterical mode... They searched for the suitcase for 2 hours . . Found... Hurrah!!!
Let's go check in. . . we go into the room. . . and the power of speech disappears from what we saw. . . The room is not cleaned, the bed is made, but not re-made, everything is flooded with something, mold on the walls, the door to the terrace does not open, there is no tap in the shower....Inhale exhale . . I call the manager... I say calmly... they promise to come... a man comes... trying to fix something, but his hands are growing out of his ass..... he doesn’t come out and runs away... I take whiskey out of my suitcase. . . I drink. , . A little. . . A couple of sips. . . I go to the manager. . . I swear. . . He pretends not to hear. . . I take out my wallet. . . Yeah, there's a rumor!! 'Uraaa!! ! We are moving) Standard clean room with sea view 8th floor. . . Rejoice!! ! It's already 1.30 am. . . Sleeping!! ! The morning is wiser than the evening, so my husband told me... And now I will try briefly... Morning !! ! The mood is great!! ! Sea!! ! The sun!!
Let's go to the dining room.... And then the shock!! ! No, it's not a shock... Refusal of the brain to accept what they saw... a bunch of people. Everyone is running somewhere . . Opa! Scream!! ! Yep, not enough plates! OK! ! Got the plates, occupied a table overlooking the sea. . . went to see the food. . . Shock!! ! Tomato Fight!! ! There are 50 people in line for an omelette . . and that's it... there is nothing else . . , Ahhh)) Yes! Raw beans!! ! I go out onto the terrace crying. . . my hands are shaking. . . I call home. . . The family suggest sending everyone to hell and changing the hotel. . . I'm trying to eat the omelette I got. . . I haven't had tea again. . . I go to the managers of Join Apa) This is a different story) Briefly! Worst managers ever!! ! whom I have met!! ! They don’t care at all and they are never at the workplace !! ! I'm trying to change the hotel... In short, they make an idiot out of me trying to prove to me that it's very good here... As a result, they offer hotels in the ass of the World... Yes, and with an incredible surcharge...
We make a decision to survive here... and then it started!!!!!! ! Obstacle racing and hunger games!! ! Dirt!! ! Everywhere!! ! There is no food!! ! People are hungry!! ! They throw a piece of fish on a plate !! ! No cups, plates, napkins! Simply no!! ! On the third day the hotel was full!! ! There are still not enough tables! Oops!! ! Who did not have time is late! Fruits give out three slices of melon) sometimes I saw dates and oranges on people's plates) Apples cut into brackets floated in the water (((it looked like swill for pigs !! ! I’ll finish with the dining room... Let’s go to the bars))) Pour cola as if from your refrigerator) Half a cup and with such a look as if it was a million dollars) It makes no sense to write a lot about the fact that the drinks are all diluted, you already understood... The attitude of the staff is such that it seemed to me that we are invaders and they are for they don’t hate us) They throw everything like dogs... I’m writing, but I’m still sick...
So! Italian restaurant!! ! We ate not badly. . . quite tasty. . against the backdrop of everything)) but again, the waiters snort. . . throw cutlery on the table. . . We had a fight again!!! ! We continue... ahhh))) I forgot))) The room was cleaned for us, of course, quite well, but there is no cosmetics at all !!! ! Even toilet paper))) The girls were quicker to take it in public toilets))) On the 4th day I got everything I needed for a dollar)) Hooray! ! Washing my head!!! ))) I'm going in the elevator. . . I hear from people that they open safes. . . oops! Run to the room!! ! I carry everything valuable with me to the beach!! ! I carry my bag like a fool with a mortar!! ! But more reliable))) 5 days they steal a towel while swimming. ,, , and then it started!!! ! Everyone jump on this!! ! They say that they are stealing ours ((? You should have seen those rags) such as towels)) Hysteria for 2 days !! ! Raised everyone on the ears) but all the same !! ! 15 bucks and all!!!
When I cursed again, there were guys who cursed that the jackets were missing from the room))) I feel it is starting to get hotter and hotter)) So! I know how to get food, I took out cosmetics for a couple of days, in order to relax a couple of times I went to Sokha to Dyutik))) everything that pleased me was that Hungarians, Poles, Romanians, British, Kyrgyz, Kozaks, Uzbeks... everyone was in equal conditions) Everyone had a day like at war))) By the way, the Chinese restaurant is very tasty and friendly) there we learned a certain buzz))) We had fun by watching the hysteria of people who had just arrived))) But trouble unites) We shared everything who has what) communicated and made friends with almost the entire hotel)) The task was to survive!!!
Ahh . . I forgot about the animation... It doesn’t exist at all) poor two boys and two girls dressed like God sent tried to spend the evening there))) And at the end... The flight was in the morning) they promised to open a restaurant... well we didn’t even hope... At the airport, only we were hungry) the rest of the people got a lunch box at the hotel))) I was especially not happy with the work of Join Apa) Disappointed !!! ! And a little more about the pros))) the sea is cool! The reef is alive! The territory of the hotel is well-groomed and beautiful) on this all the pluses ended!! ! Have a good holiday everyone!!! ! Love yourself!! ! Choose your hotel carefully! Do not fall for what people who were a year ago said !! ! Egypt is Roulette!! ! Everything can change in a month!
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