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PART 1
SAVITA! How much everything merged in this word! The second time in SHARM EL-SHEIKH, but again and again the hot air with the smell of the sea worries us at the exit from the plane to the gangway of the airliner, it seemed that you could touch the air with your hands!
It was the air of EGYPT, the Red Sea with its necklace of white Egyptian hotels, NAAMA BAY, casinos, restaurants, nightclubs and of course the Arabs with their colorful understanding of everything that happens. And for all this 13 days - how little! The first smiles of Egypt are the smiles of the Arabs serving our plane, the garlands of growing flowers near the airport building (after April MOSCOW) are surprising. Registration, stamps, everything goes quickly, the Arabs no longer charge $5 for pasting stamps (apparently they were weaned from this), but they charge $5 for filling out questionnaires (if you don’t realize in this turmoil that you can do it all yourself) everyone is sent to these tables with the Arabs.
And here is the first RUSSIAN - PATI at the SHARM EL SHEIKH airport!
A couple of about 30 years old, who were already pumping whiskey in Moscow next to us, here they have already reached the standard. The girl was tall, pretty, dressed not from CHERKIZON, in high boots with high heels with long, beautiful crooked legs (crooked legs with high heels in black high boots, loose black hair gave her an incredible charm, ) was already in the unreal world of whiskey, her a friend put her in line for registration and went for stamps, after standing in line for a minute, she staggered down on the tiled floor against the wall, her whiskey obviously overcame her. Representative Arabs from the staff, huddled together with serious faces, decided how to help her. One of them approached her and politely offered to help, gathering around her the cosmetics that had fallen out of her bag, but was clearly not positively refused, as he simply jumped away from her! Her boyfriend appeared, who still understood the dimensions of body movements, picking her up, he led her into the queue.
But since the queue was moving, their two suitcases remained standing in the old place, the girl staggering and shouting at the guy for this, sent her suitcases far ahead with two kicks of her foot. After the second blow, she fell because the heel broke, looked at her boots for a minute, then simply tore off the heel and threw it into the far corner of the air terminal, with difficulty, with the help of a friend, got up, the Arabs were in shock! The smiles disappeared immediately after they saw the first suitcase flying, and then the second far ahead! Check-in at the airport took place without a heel, so limping and staggering from whiskey, past the astonished guards, she entered the SAVITA 5 * hotel, falling into a chair in front of the reception, with a wave of her hand she gave the command to the guy to take shape and flew off into another world.
A little distracted, GUIDES met in an organized manner, laughter, smiles, humor at the level of GUIDES, everything is as always. They brought it quickly, since it was near the airport, but surprisingly, the sound of the planes is not heard at all, only you can see how they fly.
Before that, they were in CORAL TIRAN, there was a small problem with the sound of aircraft, although it is much further from the airport. We were already at the reception at 11-30 in the morning, we were immediately given bracelets and offered to use all the hotel services, including food. Check-in will be at 14:00. Our GUIDE gathered all of us and had an introductory conversation with us in the conference room, a standard set of phrases, an offer of excursions, but here's one caveat - EVERYONE is entitled to one free visit to the fish restaurant at the hotel, the GUIDE will assure YOU quietly, as if in secret, not to go to this the restaurant is bad, DO NOT BELIEVE this is a cunning trick of the hotel, because it is believed that the majority of vacationers will visit the restaurant because you paid for it on the tour, but it is simply empty basically. Sign up for a visit in advance. The restaurant is normal (see photo) There is something else with the BBQ restaurant.
Having offered $-ry at the reception, we decided on the choice of a room, immediately warning that we would look at the room at the beginning, - * Please, it is being cleaned, you can go through * - Having appreciated the super offer, we began to wait for the end of the cleaning. And here is our number! Super! Sea view, although 80% with a sea view, but we also have a 4th floor, a full panorama of the entire sea. (see photo) At 13 o'clock we are in the room. Furniture and everything else in the MODERN style, a full mini-bar, which was always replenished by itself, a kettle, coffee, sugar, a safe, air conditioning, dark and light curtains, a large balcony, everything in the price list is all available. The owner of the hotel is an Arab, exclusive to the hotel only at TEZ TOUR (in April), the hotel is just all glass and flowers (see photo), the main restaurant with a veranda is located on the 7th floor overlooking the sea, food and variety are simply amazing starting with stuffed quails. The queue to the main restaurant just before opening, sometimes.
There was such a picture, a family with children is having lunch at a table, two pensioners come up and say * * Will you finish soon? ** dad almost choking says ** WHAT? ** pensioners ** YES WE LIKE THE TABLE GARNOY, CLOSE TO THE DISTRIBUTION ** dad ** WE ARE NOT FINISHING YET ** pensioners ** TA CHI SHO WE ARE NOT PEOPLE! EAT! WE CHOOSE **, the family, looking back at their aunts, convulsively eats up, and next to them are two aunts in flannelette robes at the table and waiting for them to finish, and there are a whole lot of tables a little further! There is construction going on on the right side of the hotel, on the side of the restaurant (see photo) for someone it might be a problem, but our room was in the center and it didn’t bother us. The waiters are just no-what, they gave $-s but it's useless, they barely walk, some kind of untidy, the service is just 0, sometimes you take all the appliances yourself. In my opinion, there are simply few of them and they do not have time and spit on everything and are only engaged in cleaning. The chef there is great!
Always being in the hall, somehow he singles out for himself with a professional look a few people he likes and always waits for them in the restaurant and almost greets them with a greeting, is interested in rest, evaluation of dishes. We got into this number, of course, it’s nice when we are almost alone in a restaurant at dinner in evening dress, and the chef himself is standing at your table, talking to you in his snow-white clothes. We went to dinner towards the end, took places on the veranda of the open-air restaurant, always quiet music from the classics, light twilight. This was also adhered to by the resting Arabs, who, by definition, differed from those who yell on the street, these were Europeanized, with families and it was clear that from the rich layer of the Arab world, our chef paid attention to them, not forgetting to come up to us when he saw us or just greet us.
The people went to the restaurant in the evening and in shorts and slippers, dressing gowns and T-shirts pida ...... x!
Of course, the contingent there is funny, 70% are Ukrainians, Italians, and not much of everything. One individual, after dinner, sat down in the hall at a coffee table, took off his shoes and put his bare feet on the table (see photo). You can see how they wash their hands in the COOLER in the restaurant FOR YOURSELF and CHILDREN, but in order to understand what they were talking about among themselves, you had to know the MOVA. On the second day, everyone was offered $40 tickets to the disco* DOLCE VITA*, where the final stage of the **MISS UKRAINE** BEAUTY CONTEST (see photo), organized by TEZ-TOUR, will take place. The excitement raised by the GUIDES pushed the floor of the hotel to this event, since at the end of the beauty contest they were supposed to play 5 tourist packages in EGYPT according to the numbers of the purchased tickets. TEZ-TOUR gave their buses and the whole mass of people, mostly speaking MOVE, moved on buses to *Dolce Vita. *. From all the hotels in SHARMA, TEZ-TOUR tourists were brought there, who wished of course.
And the girls were on the level, a lot of beautiful ones, but it seems that Miss Kyiv No. 16 won, the Arabs just yelled this number like crazy. And in the rest of the nominations, this godfather announced the winners, evaluating only the criteria known to him. On the way to the hotel, everyone was indignant at such a scam, but the grandmother got up (probably an associate of the OUN Colonel Yevgeny Konovalets) and made a speech at the Ukrainian MOVA, from which it became clear that it was a beauty contest for UKRAINIANS for UKRAINIANS and we were nobody there at all! With what and generally finished off the whole bus! And who else tried to move those tried to save the Arab guide by delivering a speech from which it became clear that he has a Ukrainian wife, she lives in Kyiv and he always forbids her to participate in beauty contests in UKRAINE! ARRIVED!! !
Rising to the room, we went out in the dark to the balcony of our room.
Having poured myself and NATALIE the Armenian cognac I brought with me from MOSCOW, I looked at the expanses of the night sea with the silver path of the moon, drank it in one gulp, remembering the speech of the Arab guide and almost suffocated, Natalie asked - **What's wrong with you? ! **, **Yes, I remembered the GUIDE's speech** I said, breathing deeply.
It was dawn, our favorite time in EGYPT!
** Again there I will learn to smile at everyone
in the morning to say to everyone "Oh, kay"
and from the words "HOW DILYA! ? "
I will laugh for a long time
by the pool with a hand pulling a necklace of flowers
My angel will surprise me
that here I have become completely different
He will show me the mountains of SINAI
for me to come home
I pick up a handful of sand and stones
the sun is beating me mercilessly
I remember in dank MOSCOW at the window
necklace of flowers and the words "HOW DILYA"
but from me. **
SAVITA! How much everything merged in this word! The second time in SHARM EL-SHEIKH, but again and again the hot air with the smell of the sea worries us at the exit from the plane to the gangway of the airliner, it seemed that you could touch the air with your hands!
It was the air of EGYPT, the Red Sea with its necklace of white Egyptian hotels, NAAMA BAY, casinos, restaurants, nightclubs and of course the Arabs with their colorful understanding of everything that happens. And for all this 13 days - how little! The first smiles of Egypt are the smiles of the Arabs serving our plane, the garlands of growing flowers near the airport building (after April MOSCOW) are surprising. Registration, stamps, everything goes quickly, the Arabs no longer charge $5 for pasting stamps (apparently they were weaned from this), but they charge $5 for filling out questionnaires (if you don’t realize in this turmoil that you can do it all yourself) everyone is sent to these tables with the Arabs.
And here is the first RUSSIAN - PATI at the SHARM EL SHEIKH airport!
A couple of about 30 years old, who were already pumping whiskey in Moscow next to us, here they have already reached the standard. The girl was tall, pretty, dressed not from CHERKIZON, in high boots with high heels with long, beautiful crooked legs (crooked legs with high heels in black high boots, loose black hair gave her an incredible charm, ) was already in the unreal world of whiskey, her a friend put her in line for registration and went for stamps, after standing in line for a minute, she staggered down on the tiled floor against the wall, her whiskey obviously overcame her. Representative Arabs from the staff, huddled together with serious faces, decided how to help her. One of them approached her and politely offered to help, gathering around her the cosmetics that had fallen out of her bag, but was clearly not positively refused, as he simply jumped away from her! Her boyfriend appeared, who still understood the dimensions of body movements, picking her up, he led her into the queue.
But since the queue was moving, their two suitcases remained standing in the old place, the girl staggering and shouting at the guy for this, sent her suitcases far ahead with two kicks of her foot. After the second blow, she fell because the heel broke, looked at her boots for a minute, then simply tore off the heel and threw it into the far corner of the air terminal, with difficulty, with the help of a friend, got up, the Arabs were in shock! The smiles disappeared immediately after they saw the first suitcase flying, and then the second far ahead! Check-in at the airport took place without a heel, so limping and staggering from whiskey, past the astonished guards, she entered the SAVITA 5 * hotel, falling into a chair in front of the reception, with a wave of her hand she gave the command to the guy to take shape and flew off into another world.
A little distracted, GUIDES met in an organized manner, laughter, smiles, humor at the level of GUIDES, everything is as always. They brought it quickly, since it was near the airport, but surprisingly, the sound of the planes is not heard at all, only you can see how they fly.
Before that, they were in CORAL TIRAN, there was a small problem with the sound of aircraft, although it is much further from the airport. We were already at the reception at 11-30 in the morning, we were immediately given bracelets and offered to use all the hotel services, including food. Check-in will be at 14:00. Our GUIDE gathered all of us and had an introductory conversation with us in the conference room, a standard set of phrases, an offer of excursions, but here's one caveat - EVERYONE is entitled to one free visit to the fish restaurant at the hotel, the GUIDE will assure YOU quietly, as if in secret, not to go to this the restaurant is bad, DO NOT BELIEVE this is a cunning trick of the hotel, because it is believed that the majority of vacationers will visit the restaurant because you paid for it on the tour, but it is simply empty basically. Sign up for a visit in advance. The restaurant is normal (see photo) There is something else with the BBQ restaurant.
Having offered $-ry at the reception, we decided on the choice of a room, immediately warning that we would look at the room at the beginning, - * Please, it is being cleaned, you can go through * - Having appreciated the super offer, we began to wait for the end of the cleaning. And here is our number! Super! Sea view, although 80% with a sea view, but we also have a 4th floor, a full panorama of the entire sea. (see photo) At 13 o'clock we are in the room. Furniture and everything else in the MODERN style, a full mini-bar, which was always replenished by itself, a kettle, coffee, sugar, a safe, air conditioning, dark and light curtains, a large balcony, everything in the price list is all available. The owner of the hotel is an Arab, exclusive to the hotel only at TEZ TOUR (in April), the hotel is just all glass and flowers (see photo), the main restaurant with a veranda is located on the 7th floor overlooking the sea, food and variety are simply amazing starting with stuffed quails. The queue to the main restaurant just before opening, sometimes.
There was such a picture, a family with children is having lunch at a table, two pensioners come up and say * * Will you finish soon? ** dad almost choking says ** WHAT? ** pensioners ** YES WE LIKE THE TABLE GARNOY, CLOSE TO THE DISTRIBUTION ** dad ** WE ARE NOT FINISHING YET ** pensioners ** TA CHI SHO WE ARE NOT PEOPLE! EAT! WE CHOOSE **, the family, looking back at their aunts, convulsively eats up, and next to them are two aunts in flannelette robes at the table and waiting for them to finish, and there are a whole lot of tables a little further! There is construction going on on the right side of the hotel, on the side of the restaurant (see photo) for someone it might be a problem, but our room was in the center and it didn’t bother us. The waiters are just no-what, they gave $-s but it's useless, they barely walk, some kind of untidy, the service is just 0, sometimes you take all the appliances yourself. In my opinion, there are simply few of them and they do not have time and spit on everything and are only engaged in cleaning. The chef there is great!
Always being in the hall, somehow he singles out for himself with a professional look a few people he likes and always waits for them in the restaurant and almost greets them with a greeting, is interested in rest, evaluation of dishes. We got into this number, of course, it’s nice when we are almost alone in a restaurant at dinner in evening dress, and the chef himself is standing at your table, talking to you in his snow-white clothes. We went to dinner towards the end, took places on the veranda of the open-air restaurant, always quiet music from the classics, light twilight. This was also adhered to by the resting Arabs, who, by definition, differed from those who yell on the street, these were Europeanized, with families and it was clear that from the rich layer of the Arab world, our chef paid attention to them, not forgetting to come up to us when he saw us or just greet us.
The people went to the restaurant in the evening and in shorts and slippers, dressing gowns and T-shirts pida ...... x!
Of course, the contingent there is funny, 70% are Ukrainians, Italians, and not much of everything. One individual, after dinner, sat down in the hall at a coffee table, took off his shoes and put his bare feet on the table (see photo). You can see how they wash their hands in the COOLER in the restaurant FOR YOURSELF and CHILDREN, but in order to understand what they were talking about among themselves, you had to know the MOVA. On the second day, everyone was offered $40 tickets to the disco* DOLCE VITA*, where the final stage of the **MISS UKRAINE** BEAUTY CONTEST (see photo), organized by TEZ-TOUR, will take place. The excitement raised by the GUIDES pushed the floor of the hotel to this event, since at the end of the beauty contest they were supposed to play 5 tourist packages in EGYPT according to the numbers of the purchased tickets. TEZ-TOUR gave their buses and the whole mass of people, mostly speaking MOVE, moved on buses to *Dolce Vita. *. From all the hotels in SHARMA, TEZ-TOUR tourists were brought there, who wished of course.
And the girls were on the level, a lot of beautiful ones, but it seems that Miss Kyiv No. 16 won, the Arabs just yelled this number like crazy. And in the rest of the nominations, this godfather announced the winners, evaluating only the criteria known to him. On the way to the hotel, everyone was indignant at such a scam, but the grandmother got up (probably an associate of the OUN Colonel Yevgeny Konovalets) and made a speech at the Ukrainian MOVA, from which it became clear that it was a beauty contest for UKRAINIANS for UKRAINIANS and we were nobody there at all! With what and generally finished off the whole bus! And who else tried to move those tried to save the Arab guide by delivering a speech from which it became clear that he has a Ukrainian wife, she lives in Kyiv and he always forbids her to participate in beauty contests in UKRAINE! ARRIVED!! !
Rising to the room, we went out in the dark to the balcony of our room.
Having poured myself and NATALIE the Armenian cognac I brought with me from MOSCOW, I looked at the expanses of the night sea with the silver path of the moon, drank it in one gulp, remembering the speech of the Arab guide and almost suffocated, Natalie asked - **What's wrong with you? ! **, **Yes, I remembered the GUIDE's speech** I said, breathing deeply.
It was dawn, our favorite time in EGYPT!
** Again there I will learn to smile at everyone
in the morning to say to everyone "Oh, kay"
and from the words "HOW DILYA! ? "
I will laugh for a long time
by the pool with a hand pulling a necklace of flowers
My angel will surprise me
that here I have become completely different
He will show me the mountains of SINAI
for me to come home
I pick up a handful of sand and stones
the sun is beating me mercilessly
I remember in dank MOSCOW at the window
necklace of flowers and the words "HOW DILYA"
but from me. **
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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