Лагуна и все о ней Laguna and all about it

We went to the hotel for our honeymoon. Tour from Turtesse. We booked a single storey bungalow. At the reception they gave 10 bucks, showed us a marriage certificate, they congratulated us nicely, gave us a two-story house as a gift : ) Very nice! They asked for a house closer to the sea - they gave it almost on the waterfront! The house is clean, well maintained and fresh. The staff is friendly, they almost don't speak Russian, but they try, nod intelligibly : ) Delightful territory of the hotel! everything is so fresh and interesting! The pools smell a little bit of chlorine, but this is even a plus - you never know who swam in it. There are a lot of sun loungers on the beach, the water is shallow, if you want to go deep - there is a pontoon about 100 meters on the right - swim to your health. It was getting dark early in Egypt at that time, so we went to the indoor jacuzzi pool, the water there is super! There are many bars, but the guide did not really tell us which one where and why. Between breakfast and lunch you can have a bite of french fries and hamburgers in the bar near the pool, free cocacola, fanta - drink anything! The rooms are cleaned daily, we put in 1-5 pounds - it was clean. Animation in Italian, who without complexes - it does not bother. But we came to lie down in the sun, so we almost did not participate anywhere. On Saturday there is a disco on the beach, the music is very loud, you can hear it in the house. Food... well, in Egypt it's all like that. What is most interesting is that for dinner in the restaurant there is food both inside and outside. At first we did not understand that there was a choice on the balcony, then on the third day we saw how people were walking from there with plates! There is a choice. Every dinner is a signature dish. Every dinner is a new hot dish. and the last day was generally UKRAINIAN BORSCH WITH PAMPUSHKA! We have seen the light - very tasty. I do not advise you to take all sorts of salads - the taste is sour, there are a lot of cuts of fresh vegetables, we havali cucumbers, tomatoes. Many kinds of "pasta" - pasta. Juices are fresh. The staff in the restaurant - depending on who. The best waiter in the world that I have ever seen in my life - he walked there with a mustache : ) And the guys who pour coffee in the morning are harmful. stock up on small pounds and they'll tiptoe around you!
Another tip: bargain in stores to the last! Girls! shorter skirts and discounts are guaranteed! Take a whole first aid kit with you: be sure to suprastin and imodium!