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If you leave emotions, I’ll say it straight out - the hotel is bad, well, a maximum of one star, although there’s nothing to give it for. I don’t know how the owners of the hotel managed to get as many as three stars....This remains a mystery to me to this day. But I know how my husband and I got into this hole! It all started in Moscow. My husband had to go to Prague on business and he instructed me to settle all the formalities. We had visas, tickets were not a problem, but there was a hitch with accommodation. The dates of our stay in the Czech Republic coincided with the Ice Hockey World Championship! Naturally, I knew nothing about it and did not even guess. As a result, after a week of searches and phone calls, only the DUM *** hotel confirms us. This is not the first time we are going to Prague and we know this beautiful city, as well as prices, etc. So the price of a hotel for double occupancy immediately seemed a little high to me, but there are no other options, but we have to go... so - Let's go!
The fact that the hotel is "cunning" I noticed at home. Everywhere DUM*** advertises itself as a hotel in Prague 4, but in fact it is located in Prague 12 : 0) But these are trifles compared to what awaited us ahead!
We got to Prague wonderfully, the way to the hotel seemed a little far, but this is tolerable, especially compared to our Moscow distances! But the hotel itself, especially the lady at the reception, stunned us right away. At first, they didn’t find us on the lists for accommodation and said that they couldn’t help, our desire to call the travel agency was politely shown on the phone machine on the wall of the hotel: 0) Like, all sorts of people go here. After persistent "requests" Madame looked at her lists again and still found our names! Oh good luck! - my husband and I thought, but it turned out that we began to rejoice early, because. as the hotel is populated after 14.00 and not a minute earlier!!! ! Lord! I may be unheard of and unseen lucky, but before that ANYWHERE and NEVER I had to wait for a room until 14.00! I was always settled when I arrived... It should be noted right away that everyone is obliged to leave the hotel at exactly 10.00 !!! ! Well, tell me what they do in the rooms from 10.00 to 14.00???? ? Nevermind. Until 14.00 we had a wonderful time in the city (only the road to the center took 40 minutes there and the same back), and, lo and behold, they gave us a room! Ha! This is something! Three star hotel room! Oil painting - two hospital couches, a refrigerator a la frosty (they proudly called it a mini-bar), a TV with a very small diagonal, a balcony with some feathers and dirt, half of the light bulbs are missing, the lamp does not work and other "charms" of three stars! Yes, and for some reason, only one couch and one soap and a towel are also covered for one. My husband called the reception and we - oh, a miracle! They gave me another number! Everything is the same there, only everything is for two and there are more light bulbs! But neither you shampoo, nor you other pleasant little things, relying on three stars!
The next "pleasant" experience in this hotel is the elevator! Fortunately for us, we were settled on the 4th floor! It's good that it's not 17 or 19!!! ! Since the elevator is constantly busy with tourists lowering or raising their luggage, and we had to go up and down 90% of the time on foot! And the hotel is constantly full of life! Groups come and go, come and go. . . Gloom. Basically, these are children's and youth groups with their noise, screams and other entertainment. For example, in the hotel lobby there is a stand with promotional business cards for restaurants, etc. So the kids stole these business cards in large quantities, and then threw them from the balconies of the upper floors. With what a wonderful whistle and rustle they (business cards, unfortunately, not children) fly past our windows! Song! : 0)
The first night on the couches of the Doom Hotel was the last for us : 0) No, my husband and I did not die of fear of falling on the floor and did not go deaf from the rattle and creak of these trestle beds! Not! It’s just that we slept all the following nights on a pull-out sofa, on which we guessed to move!! ! Luckily he was there! So you will stay at the Doom Hotel *** - do not repeat our mistakes - lay yourself on the couch right away! : 0)
Next up is breakfast! Hmm. . . What's the best thing to say about the buffet at the DUM*** Hotel? And there is nothing to say - just as there is NOTHING! Will cornflakes with milk for breakfast suit you? Then you will love having breakfast at the DUM*** hotel! And I also remember the poster in the restaurant of the DUM *** hotel! I quote: (naturally it is written there in Russian) EAT AS MUCH YOU WANT, JUST DO NOT TAKE FOOD FROM THE RESTAURANT! Hmm. . . no comment. And one more inscription in the hotel souvenir shop, also only in Russian: DO NOT TOUCH WITH YOUR HANDS! You know, maybe our tourists are not an example of culture and upbringing, but what the Italians or Latvians did is also not sugar....but not a word in Italian : 0(
Well, what else to tell you about the hotel DUM ***? ABOUT! I remembered! Morning, around 9:00. We just got up and had breakfast. We went into the room. The deployment is as follows - I bring beauty, husband, sorry, in the restroom. Yes, we sometimes go to the toilet when we need it! Moreover, my husband went there not in a tailcoat and a bow tie, but at home in shorts and a T-shirt... And then....suddenly the door quietly creaked (as in a song)... and a maid materialized in the room! I freaked out. We are closed from the inside. How did she get in? Aunt, meanwhile, silently started cleaning. Slaps, bastard, past me, I tell her - then they say, honey, then come in, and she squishes her snot with her nose and not a goog! But in the brain it stirs that it would be necessary for the husband to bring pants to the toilet... In a word, it's funny! The husband didn’t kill that aunt, no, she managed to leave earlier... There didn’t seem to be anything else so cool. Well, I had to personally take soap from the maid, they themselves stubbornly did not want to leave it on the sink for us. Well, once again, when we came to the room, we found something wet and dirty on the coffee table, upon closer examination, it turned out to be just a used rug from the bathroom. Obviously, it is with this object that the DUM*** hotel dusts coffee tables!! ! Brr. . . Did I ruin your appetite for a week? : 0)
Well, that seems to be all I wanted to tell
The fact that the hotel is "cunning" I noticed at home. Everywhere DUM*** advertises itself as a hotel in Prague 4, but in fact it is located in Prague 12 : 0) But these are trifles compared to what awaited us ahead!
We got to Prague wonderfully, the way to the hotel seemed a little far, but this is tolerable, especially compared to our Moscow distances! But the hotel itself, especially the lady at the reception, stunned us right away. At first, they didn’t find us on the lists for accommodation and said that they couldn’t help, our desire to call the travel agency was politely shown on the phone machine on the wall of the hotel: 0) Like, all sorts of people go here. After persistent "requests" Madame looked at her lists again and still found our names! Oh good luck! - my husband and I thought, but it turned out that we began to rejoice early, because. as the hotel is populated after 14.00 and not a minute earlier!!! ! Lord! I may be unheard of and unseen lucky, but before that ANYWHERE and NEVER I had to wait for a room until 14.00! I was always settled when I arrived... It should be noted right away that everyone is obliged to leave the hotel at exactly 10.00 !!! ! Well, tell me what they do in the rooms from 10.00 to 14.00???? ? Nevermind. Until 14.00 we had a wonderful time in the city (only the road to the center took 40 minutes there and the same back), and, lo and behold, they gave us a room! Ha! This is something! Three star hotel room! Oil painting - two hospital couches, a refrigerator a la frosty (they proudly called it a mini-bar), a TV with a very small diagonal, a balcony with some feathers and dirt, half of the light bulbs are missing, the lamp does not work and other "charms" of three stars! Yes, and for some reason, only one couch and one soap and a towel are also covered for one. My husband called the reception and we - oh, a miracle! They gave me another number! Everything is the same there, only everything is for two and there are more light bulbs! But neither you shampoo, nor you other pleasant little things, relying on three stars!
The next "pleasant" experience in this hotel is the elevator! Fortunately for us, we were settled on the 4th floor! It's good that it's not 17 or 19!!! ! Since the elevator is constantly busy with tourists lowering or raising their luggage, and we had to go up and down 90% of the time on foot! And the hotel is constantly full of life! Groups come and go, come and go. . . Gloom. Basically, these are children's and youth groups with their noise, screams and other entertainment. For example, in the hotel lobby there is a stand with promotional business cards for restaurants, etc. So the kids stole these business cards in large quantities, and then threw them from the balconies of the upper floors. With what a wonderful whistle and rustle they (business cards, unfortunately, not children) fly past our windows! Song! : 0)
The first night on the couches of the Doom Hotel was the last for us : 0) No, my husband and I did not die of fear of falling on the floor and did not go deaf from the rattle and creak of these trestle beds! Not! It’s just that we slept all the following nights on a pull-out sofa, on which we guessed to move!! ! Luckily he was there! So you will stay at the Doom Hotel *** - do not repeat our mistakes - lay yourself on the couch right away! : 0)
Next up is breakfast! Hmm. . . What's the best thing to say about the buffet at the DUM*** Hotel? And there is nothing to say - just as there is NOTHING! Will cornflakes with milk for breakfast suit you? Then you will love having breakfast at the DUM*** hotel! And I also remember the poster in the restaurant of the DUM *** hotel! I quote: (naturally it is written there in Russian) EAT AS MUCH YOU WANT, JUST DO NOT TAKE FOOD FROM THE RESTAURANT! Hmm. . . no comment. And one more inscription in the hotel souvenir shop, also only in Russian: DO NOT TOUCH WITH YOUR HANDS! You know, maybe our tourists are not an example of culture and upbringing, but what the Italians or Latvians did is also not sugar....but not a word in Italian : 0(
Well, what else to tell you about the hotel DUM ***? ABOUT! I remembered! Morning, around 9:00. We just got up and had breakfast. We went into the room. The deployment is as follows - I bring beauty, husband, sorry, in the restroom. Yes, we sometimes go to the toilet when we need it! Moreover, my husband went there not in a tailcoat and a bow tie, but at home in shorts and a T-shirt... And then....suddenly the door quietly creaked (as in a song)... and a maid materialized in the room! I freaked out. We are closed from the inside. How did she get in? Aunt, meanwhile, silently started cleaning. Slaps, bastard, past me, I tell her - then they say, honey, then come in, and she squishes her snot with her nose and not a goog! But in the brain it stirs that it would be necessary for the husband to bring pants to the toilet... In a word, it's funny! The husband didn’t kill that aunt, no, she managed to leave earlier... There didn’t seem to be anything else so cool. Well, I had to personally take soap from the maid, they themselves stubbornly did not want to leave it on the sink for us. Well, once again, when we came to the room, we found something wet and dirty on the coffee table, upon closer examination, it turned out to be just a used rug from the bathroom. Obviously, it is with this object that the DUM*** hotel dusts coffee tables!! ! Brr. . . Did I ruin your appetite for a week? : 0)
Well, that seems to be all I wanted to tell
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