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Good day everyone!
We rested with our family at the Voevodino Hotel in June 2016. We drove by car from Ilyichevsk. The roads are normal, excellent in some places, but the road that goes from the main highway Kyiv-Chop to Turya Pasika is the "cold summer of 1953". Mountain serpentine with pits and gullies. As one waitress from the Hungry Trout restaurant said: “Without prayer, you can’t ihat. ” In some places it seemed that now, because of something, the still living "forest brothers" would jump out. The periodic presence of two police officers along this entire mountain road in the middle of this game of the forest leads to sad thoughts about the criminal situation in Transcarpathia. We definitely drove back through Uzhgorod and did not regret it despite the extra 70 km. Clients need to be informed about such a segment of the road that is only exclusively on the map. There are no signs along this entire road "how to find the path to the grandfather's lodge" at all. There was one, and even then at the end of the Turya Pasika village itself, and even then it was practically not useful. the local population of the Turya Apiary itself showed with their fingers the correct direction of the magnetic needle. The base itself is located 5 km from the village. Due to the lack of pointers, the thought that I had made a mistake on the road came to mind several times, especially when I asked one local resident of one of the completely clogged villages along this 50-km killed road “Am I going to Turya Pasika correctly? ” Answer: “ I didn’t feel like that. ” The speed on the guard road was 5-20 km/h. The benefit of the most outrageous way worked on the road "Life". For everyone to be aware, there is no Life on the base itself. Kyivstar and MTS work properly there.
I'll start with the cons. A huge minus of the Voevodino hotel is the smell in the sewerage bathrooms. Something went wrong during construction. The administration knows for this "miracle", because. in the bathroom itself, an automatic “stinker” with the smell of mountain Lavender or red Rue is installed, but even it cannot cope with the smell of sewerage. Our neighbors in the room said the same thing. I filled all the siphons in the bathrooms with water, but the smell continued to sniff solemnly. It is possible that I will not be published for this comment, but to you, the Administration, this will be a reminder that the guests have noses and need to be robust. The sad signal "Wi-Fi" is everywhere - one or two little pictures. When it rains, the whole audience sits in the rooms and, of course, everything is on the Internet, which simply stops working from these joint efforts. Throughout the resort, the bank terminal is happy to work and will take money only at the Hungry Trout restaurant. There is a working ATM for cash from Ukrgasbank at the reception. Since it rains chronically in the Carpathians (without them there would be no majestic Smerek, which are now mercilessly cut down), the wonderfully made Shenborn Park evokes sadness and the association of an old couple walking moderately slowly around the local, artificially made lake - Synevyr. In general, sadness. I actually did not understand why the castle of Count Shenborn where he lived is far away and the devil is somewhere on the other side of his park. Something is wrong with the legend of the park for tourists. This turns out to be the “Bathhouse and a dressing room across the road” scheme. Logically, a recreation park should be next to housing. But I already deviated from the review. They don't argue about tastes, especially counts.

Pros: A tub with wild berries is a Transcarpathian (correctly read Hungarian) joy to wash. exotic for us. The whole family liked it. True, the “attendant” poured wild berries into it without first familiarizing himself with the laws of grandfather Archimedes. When the whole family plunged into the vat, the berries all self-destructed with excess water overboard the vat. Well, accordingly, the option "vat with the smells of wild berries" self-destructed there too. Trout fishing is fun. Everyone squealed from the process of catching. In 15 minutes we caught 6 fat trout 35 centimeters in length, with a total weight of 2.5 kg. The fish was very deliciously cooked in the Voevodino restaurant, namely the bomb fish soup and on the grill - we enjoyed it, respect to the chefs of the restaurant. A Russian sauna with a birch broom and diving into a mountain river was a delight and the resulting charge as a result of living for at least 100 years and no longer coming to such a distance by car, but using only a steam locomotive. The child (a 4-year-old boy) really liked the children's animation features and he went to the Kids Club with pleasure while his parents were dying under birch brooms in the bath and massage procedures generously sharing Ukrainian credit cards with the staff. The menu in the three restaurants is carbon copy and there is no particular variety of dishes, but the freshness of the products was at its best.
Breakfast is good, tasty and moderately varied. All is clear!! ! The food is replenished regularly by the courteous staff.
We took a ride with the whole family on the Popelyushka carriage. The coachman periodically arranged a little "roller coaster" on the route, from which the children (three) squealed with joy.
I don’t recommend going there for the weekend, because. from the collision of the local public, the entire base resembles a swarming anthill. A wide variety of entertainment for whoever wants what they want is also a plus. I imagined a trip in the winter with abundantly fallen snow, beloved by everyone, and was horrified at the thought of who delivers food there and what will happen if the food in restaurants runs out. What should Zin do? Plus, two divisions of hands with shovels are needed to clear paths-passages. Well, the most delicious thing is how to get out of there at all? I'm sure it's all well thought out. On the territory of the base, I saw beautiful, fashionable and harsh bulldozers in a shed garage, probably for these purposes. Well, it seems like everything. Thanks to everyone who took the time to read my tediousness.