Долгожданный отдых не удался! The long-awaited vacation failed!

Our "Suite" is designed for 2 adults: the room is cluttered with furniture, which is broken in places, creaks, stands askew and crooked. Bed is short. The husband with a height of 183 cm, rested against her edges butt. In the chest of drawers, only the top shelf opens, as the rest of the shelves are covered by the bedside table.
It is impossible to eat in the room, in the common room there is a low coffee table and only one chair for two : ).
The sofa in the common room is terribly dirty, smelly and covered in stains. We put 2 sheets on top of each other for the child so that he would not smell him. The hotel does not know about dry cleaning. As nasty as the sofa, the paths on the floor. A bedside lamp stained with something, dirty curtains and a bedspread on the bed.
The bathroom has a cold floor and cold radiators. Clothes had to be dried outside.

There are very few outlets in the room. There are no outlets in the bathroom at all, as well as a hairdryer (fortunately, I took my own). There are only 2 sockets in the common room: a refrigerator, a TV, and if you want to drink tea, you will have to decide what to turn off. By the way, there is no kettle in the room - ask! And also, they gave us a kettle - a wreck with a dirty bottom, without a shutdown function when boiling.
There are holey towels waiting for you, which the maids came to change only on the 4th day. Room cleaning consisted of taking out the trash and providing 1 roll of toilet paper. No washing of the shower, no sink, and even more so the floor... They came to replace the bed linen already on the 6th day of stay out of 8.
In the shower, you can crash on wet tiles, it is completely flat. By the way, the shower is a little leaky.
The door to the bedroom and the bathroom, made of natural wood, creaks every time it is closed, is skewed so that it does not close completely, or closes, but with such force that I myself could not immediately get out. Very noisy extractor fan in the bathroom. At night, my husband woke up when I visited this room...
Breakfast at the hotel, as well as the menu in general, is very expensive. In the cafe opposite, you can eat inexpensively. However, our child in this cafe was poisoned for the third time. Strangers (local children and youth) are constantly walking around the hotel. This is unnerving and makes you constantly look after valuable things. 3-4 stray dogs constantly run around the territory of the playground, with all the ensuing consequences. The playground itself is in need of repair, touch-up, and in some places - a complete replacement of equipment. Everything creaks, rusty nails stick out, rotten steps and benches cannot function, etc.
There is nothing useful in the village itself: no hospital, no market, no additional entertainment. In 2-3 days you can bypass the village completely.

There are sockets in the hotel gazebos, but they only work in the evening when the street lights are turned on - therefore, you will not be able to sit outside during the day with a laptop. There is a first-aid post on the territory of the hotel, but you will not be examined or consulted, they can only give you a pill and a thermometer. The care of your family is your concern! You won’t want to play table tennis after the first time, the room with the table is located above the pool (in which the air temperature is +30) and at any time of the day it smells of rubber even with the window and front door open (the floor is rubberized). And, it’s time to change rackets with a table, they have become obsolete.
The roads leading to the village and in the village itself are in a terrible state! You will not want to drive around the neighborhood, it will be a pity for the car.