Cheap. From pluses - all.

Written: 28 december 2016
Travel time: 19 — 25 december 2016
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
Actually, it would be a nice cottage. If it weren't for the lack of an iron, a hair dryer, a frying pan, a normal stove, a sufficient amount of dishes, a washing machine (or rather, there were even a lot of washing machines, as many as two, and both were broken). If the freezer didn’t store the products of the owners, who, apparently, are not familiar with the philosophy of Matroskin’s cat (with the one that credited milk from a rented cow and a calf from her to the tenant’s property - by the way, we didn’t touch other people’s products, even though the hostess and refused to take them out. If the house had not gone 3 km farther from the ski lift than it was originally located (and on the map too), so in the end we had to take a taxi back and forth every day. If the heating did not jump depending on whether the owners threw firewood into the boiler or not, one day I even had to ride in damp boots, which simply did not have time to dry out in more than 12 hours. If firewood for barbecue did not cost 50 hryvnia for a bundle, which even at the wildest gas stations does not cost more than 35 - and this is taking into account the fact that local forests have enough at hand. If all of the above were not implied by the description on the hotel page at the time of booking.
But the most important thing is if the owners of this house had even the slightest understanding of what normal service and common sense are. And the second one from them somehow even more than the first. That is, do not fall in in broad daylight to us under the pretext of finding out how we are resting, and in the meantime, look around the living room with your eyes (no, I am not joking or exaggerating), do not pull out the chargers from the sockets while we are not at home, and do not flatly refuse to give out this unfortunate frying pan so that we almost under torture beat them out of their permission once a day to fry something in their kitchen. At the end of the week, we even dared to take this desperate step - they gave us the smallest frying pan, the hostess personally turned on the gas under it, adjusted it according to some parameters known only to her, apparently passed down from generation to generation ever since this cottage got such a miracle as a gas pipeline, and after that she regularly looked so that, God forbid, we did not turn the gas knob upwards. Probably, the first attempt to do this would have ended in massacre. Well, do not try to kick us out on the last day before the designated departure date, citing the fact that the following people are already waiting for their turn to taste from this source of disappointment. Enough examples have accumulated over the week, but I think the reader has already caught the general idea.
In general, I can say one thing with confidence about this cottage - no savings are worth it. If you want to rent a good accommodation with all the conditions - you definitely do not come here.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original