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Unforgettable adventures of friends and a hotel (may the explanatory dictionary forgive me for using the word for other purposes) “Myslyvets”? ? It all started with an intriguing booking on the site: six unsuspecting people pressed a button that took them to the world of miracles and confirmed the order along the way . ? Mountains, a log house, 900 meters to the ski lift, a kitchen, a washing machine, the authentic name Myslyvets, what else do you need? Acquaintance with the lovely (Dictionary, sorry again) owners of this still uncleaned living space with napalm was very unusual - the hospitable (well, you know) hostess immediately decided to ask about our health with a mysterious phrase, and are we not drug addicts) An ordinary person would be surprised by this participation, but not us - people who in a week moved the house from 900 meters to the ski lift to 3.5 km a priori caused some kind of awe, and even the desire to give them a free facial plastic surgery among the most impressionable. Marvelous! At such a pace, in just a couple of years, Myslyvets will reach Kyiv with its victorious march! Brrr. ? Kitchen. You can immediately see the design solution in the style of minimalism or just one at a time: one electric stove with one burner, one pan, one free shelf in the refrigerator. Everything except the frying pan - the hostess would not share this family artifact even under pain of death. There are even rumors among the locals that it is possible to cook food on it, but the fear of using electricity is stronger - it did not work out in my own experience. At the same time, the grandmother looked at us somehow strangely - she probably attributed it to the capital's outbursts. ? Light. A very sore subject for the "Mislivsky" aborigines. Since the time of veneration of Perun, there has been a special attitude to lightning, which was passed on to the owners from their ancestors. The burning light at the entrance caused them almost physical pain, and the charging technology trampled all the ancient foundations of their society. It is difficult to explain otherwise why, in our absence, they ripped it out of the sockets, and the burning light at the entrance automatically called the grandmother, angry with the violation of traditions, to this house. ? Wifi. He honestly is. Without the Internet, but you can see the coveted icon. Beautiful.
Washer. Everything is a lie with the washer! There were already two of them. The principle is the same as with wi-fi. Double beautiful. ? Shower. Again, the ancient faith left its mark here. The god of cold did not tolerate heat next to the surface of the water. Naturally, no one would have started to heat the shower. Yes, and water for 4 people out of six is ​ ​ enough. The timid hope of converting the remaining two to the true path with cold water confirmed this. ? Participation (the keyboard burned his hands strangely when this word was typed in this context). For the convenience of the guests, the prices for all services were nicely printed on separate sheets and embedded with self-tapping screws on innocent walls. Taxi (remember the stray house), firewood - 50 UAH (remember the holy pan), fishing - everything is at your service. I will say more, the removed plates absolutely appeared in their places when we left for a ride. Magical place. This is probably why they wanted to kick us out early on the day of departure, because the magic is not rubber - it needs to be sucked in by others as soon as possible.
Afterword: ? It happens for everyone - the service is like the well-known foul-smelling brown mass. People are like that too. Within the framework of the Myslyvets hotel, you can count on uncompromisingness - there is both in the face of the owners and their offspring. ? Please do not repeat our mistakes and look for a place that will not spoil your vacation. You deserve it. Don't repeat our mistakes.