Хуже некуда Worse than ever

This was our 3rd hotel on our trip. My review can be considered as a review from our entire group. This is the most disgusting place we have ever stayed. The surprises started right from the door.
1 The room was not cleaned at all. Watermelon seeds lay on the floor, and after walking on the carpet, and realizing that there was as much garbage left on the feet as there is on an ordinary sidewalk on the street. I had to lift the carpet and see what was there. And there was a very interesting sight from such an amount of dust that I happily thought what a blessing that I am not asthmatic or allergic. Otherwise, I would have been taken away from there with anaphylactic shock.
2 After long squabbles with the administrator (who heroically claimed that everything was washed) in the evening, and the maid (who, according to her husband, turned out to be an 80-year-old grandmother in appearance) in the morning, it turned out that no one cleaned the room. as we were told that we went in and looked that it was clean there, so why clean it up.

3 bathroom. That was yes...... The toilet bowl, my hands were very itchy, go to take a scraper, a bunch of detergents and scrape off the mourning frame around the entire tank, they probably never washed it. The tank turned out to be a secret. As it turned out for many. According to the administrator, whoever is lucky. You had to knock on it, otherwise it would be very difficult for you to fall asleep to the accompaniment of water murmuring in it. In general, a small waterfall in your room. Shower cabin - urgently after running to a dermatologist for a check against fungi. SHE NEVER WASHED FOR THE WHOLE PERIOD OF LIFE NEVER !!!!!!!!! . You move the door and pieces of dirt fall off of it. And I'm not exaggerating, believe me. But if you want to wash yourself, get another surprise - there is nowhere to hang a towel or clothes. You undress, you dress in the room, and you are welcome to wash in the bathroom, but while you are running back and forth, you look and lose more extra grams. There is nowhere to put it either - no shampoo, no gel, no sponge. You will directly regret that you are not Gromozeka, who has a lot of hands, how much you can hold at a time.
4 TV - it would be better not to install it than this. Remote, whether they tried to chew, or melt, we did not understand. But after the tests that passed it, ours began - on its use, and attempts to turn on, switch at least something. After a long struggle, a miracle happened, and we found 2.5 channels that you can somehow watch. And 1.5 more that need to be tuned for a long time with an antenna, which also seems to have been in battles and trials.
5 The room itself also "pleased" us, especially the curtains - you close them on one side of the window, they open the other side. In general, friends themselves choose which side of the window you would like to curtain all at once. Thank God the bed did not fall apart, although there were such creeps from it, and we decided not to risk it and sleep quietly and neatly.
6 The food surprised us too. In addition to chicken in its various variations (cutlet, chop, soufflé ), there was nothing. The portions were small, our men did not eat enough. Tea in an aluminum teapot is just nostalgia for the Soviet Union, especially among the older generation in our group. And the burnt oatmeal was just the pinnacle of everything. It would have been better if nothing had been given.
7 Most of all we were sold by an insect in the bathroom. Who sat and calmly looked at us. The size of it (presumably a cockroach) was from 2 phalanges of the index finger and not red, but black. So his appearance was one-time (we played it safe and just didn’t turn off the light), we didn’t particularly swear, but the administration said. So I don’t know who it was, but the mustache was very long and we weren’t afraid in the slightest.

For a very long time, neither the administrators nor the maids understood why we had complaints about them all the time. They had 2 iron, in their opinion, Wi-Fi arguments and the fact that there were no complaints from previous tenants. Despite the shortcomings of previous hotels, this was the worst. And as we were told that we were sooo lucky. The repair in these rooms was 10 years ago, and they have rooms where there was no repair for 20 years. One big plus of this place is 15 minutes to the embankment, it is very quiet, and from the window of the upper floors, if the windows overlook the sea, the view is simply fabulous.