I won't go here again

Written: 28 april 2021
Travel time: 28 april — 1 may 2021
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 5.0
Cleanliness: 9.0
Food: 8.0
Amenities: 6.0
Catastrophe, fuse for a million, exhaust for 3 kopecks. The hotel itself looks like a work of Soviet art, it was not in vain that Zurab Tsereteli had a hand in it - it is immediately noticeable. Around the ruins, unfinished and ruins. It seems that they tried to make an oasis - Green Park, several buildings separately, integrated into the Massandra Park, there is a lot of greenery, it seems really good and, importantly, more expensive than in the main building. Actually, we lived here, so about this part in more detail. It seems not bad, but cut off from the main territory, despite the presence of electric cars between the main building and this territory. However, this is absolutely not enough, given that I pay 15 thousand rubles for a 15 meter room. in a day. At the same time, I formally have full access to the aqua zone, but I need to stomp in the general stream in the pool in street clothes with a bag with a change of linen, take a towel and a bathrobe there. Leave, attention - a pledge for this junk in the amount - I don’t remember how much, and only after that get into the locker room, change clothes and go for a swim. That is, to do it in the morning, like before breakfast, well, it’s not at all realistic. Question - why am I paying 1 ton. . per square meter of dwelling per day? I especially liked the deposit for the bathrobe - for a long time this did not come across in a hotel claiming to be 4, the mother of their stars. I’m silent about the rest - it’s not enough that the area is 15 m ^ 2, so I, with a height of 184, reach the ceiling with my hand; the audibility is such that I thought that the faucet in the bath forgot to close, and this is a neighbor; view from the window to the ground, because the room is on the ground floor and not on the sea, although the price is the same and you can’t choose. In the photo - the view from the window, thank God there are no construction sites and ruins.
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