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Rooms:
3.0
Service:
3.0
Cleanliness:
3.0
Food:
5.0
Amenities:
5.0
Disadvantages:
- old rooms
- Soviet service
- ugly Wi-Fi
- paid parking
- lack of reception
In June, we had a rest in the recreation center "Nizhny Miskhor", in building No. 3 "Lilia". To begin with, when we drove up to the gates of Miskhorsky Park, where the LOC is located, the guard did not let our car through, seeing that we were with a baby after a long road. We had to walk to the hotel complex (which is not close by).
No one in the hotel meets their guests, it is not clear where to go, there is no reception in Lilia, and in general there is none in principle, there is an accounting room. On a call to the administration, we were advised to go back to the gate and tell the guard that we had a hotel room booked... but the fact is that we already told the guard all this, he demanded a pass. As a result, someone called somewhere and they let us in by car. The cleaner came and took me to the room.
Then, in the accounting department, they paid for accommodation, our passports in several copies))) and for some reason they issued a pass to Ai Petri beach only from the next day, fortunately for free (now it has become paid). The pass for the car was never issued, they advised me to give the pass number orally. Each time at the entrance, the guards demanded a copy of the pass from us, but no one was going to give it to us, they said if they don’t let you in, then go to our guard, and he goes to the palace guard and then they will let you through. This issue was not resolved for all 9 days of stay. We no longer knew what else to say to the guard, who each time barely let us pass, scolded and resented!
At the same time, on the other side of the park, the gates are open around the clock and from 6 o'clock in the morning until late at night, cars and motorcycles rush back and forth right in the park in front of the hotel, it is impossible to sleep with the windows open - it's like you're on the road! Outraged by the fact that the hotel with a room rate of 4500 rubles also has paid parking (100 rubles per day).
We booked a suite on the second floor No. 21. The room itself has not been renovated since the nineties. The furniture is already old, the bed and wardrobes will be fastened to horror. Chairs and a table from the time of Stalin, their place in the museum. Bedside lamps with a rag lampshade, bought God knows what time, we did not even dare to turn on. And the carpeting is awesome!! ! Old, dirty, faded, stained, there is no way to clean it, only to throw it away, it's disgusting to get up on it! I’m silent about the bouquet of artificial flowers on the chest of drawers and “grandmother’s” napkins! Plumbing is old, but there is always water. You can say no to the Internet - just connect, and after 1-2 minutes you will be kicked out.
And one more thing - it was absolutely impossible to sleep in a small room, the sewer drain is designed so that when the toilet is flushed somewhere higher, the sound of a shooting firecracker is heard and a waterfall is pouring....and it feels like it's happening right in the room! Sounds of "firecrackers and waterfall" continue every 5 - 15 minutes until 2 am! The bed linen is old and hasn't been changed in nine days. The towels are also old, washed out, in fact they are only for the feet. Towels were changed every other day or two. The blinds are ancient, do not work, the light hits the windows from 5 in the morning, and the curtains are thin.
Of the pluses - the LOC is located near the beach on a relatively flat area, a large balcony with a beautiful view of the park, but the furniture is plastic, there is a dryer. The room has a safe, an old kettle.
The owner of this number has not invested a penny in it for at least twenty years. It is a shame to offer such a room to vacationers for 4500 rubles, and in the high season it is even more expensive.
By the way, the keys were given one for three, it is very inconvenient, especially since all the gates are locked, the next day they wanted to ask for a second key, but it was a day off - Sunday. And the next day is another day off - Monday. And on Tuesday, a working day, at 10 in the morning there was still no one....They no longer began to walk, it's a pity to waste precious time on vacation.
Landscaping was still going on on the territory, the restoration of the fountain, the playground near the Uyutny cottage was not cleaned after the winter, although the season had already begun. Gloria's playground was put into operation with us, a playground with swings, a slide, a house and a soft surface.
About nutrition. Tried to have breakfast at Gloria. I didn't like the complex breakfast, we decided to eat from the menu. So, cheesecakes made from a cheap curd product, not at all sweet, tasteless, scrambled eggs are not bad, but not at all salty, oatmeal was normal once, and inedible the second time - not boiled grains thrown into milk, but the eclair was a success. We had to wait a very long time for our order, even though we were alone in the cafe.
We went to Rhodes twice for breakfast and lunch, it seems to be cooked at home, it’s not bad, there is something to feed the child, but it’s somehow fresh, without zest, instead of store-bought rolls and cheap yogurt, it would be better to bake pancakes).
We also dined and dined in Chile, in Victoria or in the Old Spring - we liked everything there. By the way, in the Victoria cafe you can also eat in a complex way, breakfast, lunch and dinner cost, if I'm not mistaken, 950 rubles. They didn’t eat at the Naryshkins’ dacha, but they went to buy pastries, delicious inexpensive buns are baked there.
The beach is not enthusiastic - pebbly, narrow, with breakwaters, there are quite a lot of people on sunny days, it is not easy to find a place. There is a playground upstairs, but the swing is made right in the middle of the playground, which is quite traumatic, especially for kids. The toilet on the beach stinks, everything was flooded with something, there is no soap and hot water.
During our vacation, outside the hotel fence on the way to the beach, the sewerage broke through and the whole river flowed through the park into the sea, the stench was terrible, the entire sidewalk was flooded with drains, people walked along the curb. Only a few days later the emergency service arrived (((It turns out that this is a common thing in Miskhor!
All rooms in the LOC have different owners, somewhere already in a modern way, and somewhere in a Sovdepian way. We were not lucky, from the photo it was not clear how everything was running, i. e. You have to be very careful when choosing a room.
By the way, having traveled across the Crimea from Sudak to Sevastopol, we came to the conclusion that a beach holiday in the South Coast and in particular in Miskhor is not the best solution, sightseeing is another matter... and the beaches are much more picturesque, without gloomy guards and not so crowded.
- old rooms
- Soviet service
- ugly Wi-Fi
- paid parking
- lack of reception
In June, we had a rest in the recreation center "Nizhny Miskhor", in building No. 3 "Lilia". To begin with, when we drove up to the gates of Miskhorsky Park, where the LOC is located, the guard did not let our car through, seeing that we were with a baby after a long road. We had to walk to the hotel complex (which is not close by).
No one in the hotel meets their guests, it is not clear where to go, there is no reception in Lilia, and in general there is none in principle, there is an accounting room. On a call to the administration, we were advised to go back to the gate and tell the guard that we had a hotel room booked... but the fact is that we already told the guard all this, he demanded a pass. As a result, someone called somewhere and they let us in by car. The cleaner came and took me to the room.
Then, in the accounting department, they paid for accommodation, our passports in several copies))) and for some reason they issued a pass to Ai Petri beach only from the next day, fortunately for free (now it has become paid). The pass for the car was never issued, they advised me to give the pass number orally. Each time at the entrance, the guards demanded a copy of the pass from us, but no one was going to give it to us, they said if they don’t let you in, then go to our guard, and he goes to the palace guard and then they will let you through. This issue was not resolved for all 9 days of stay. We no longer knew what else to say to the guard, who each time barely let us pass, scolded and resented!
At the same time, on the other side of the park, the gates are open around the clock and from 6 o'clock in the morning until late at night, cars and motorcycles rush back and forth right in the park in front of the hotel, it is impossible to sleep with the windows open - it's like you're on the road! Outraged by the fact that the hotel with a room rate of 4500 rubles also has paid parking (100 rubles per day).
We booked a suite on the second floor No. 21. The room itself has not been renovated since the nineties. The furniture is already old, the bed and wardrobes will be fastened to horror. Chairs and a table from the time of Stalin, their place in the museum. Bedside lamps with a rag lampshade, bought God knows what time, we did not even dare to turn on. And the carpeting is awesome!! ! Old, dirty, faded, stained, there is no way to clean it, only to throw it away, it's disgusting to get up on it! I’m silent about the bouquet of artificial flowers on the chest of drawers and “grandmother’s” napkins! Plumbing is old, but there is always water. You can say no to the Internet - just connect, and after 1-2 minutes you will be kicked out.
And one more thing - it was absolutely impossible to sleep in a small room, the sewer drain is designed so that when the toilet is flushed somewhere higher, the sound of a shooting firecracker is heard and a waterfall is pouring....and it feels like it's happening right in the room! Sounds of "firecrackers and waterfall" continue every 5 - 15 minutes until 2 am! The bed linen is old and hasn't been changed in nine days. The towels are also old, washed out, in fact they are only for the feet. Towels were changed every other day or two. The blinds are ancient, do not work, the light hits the windows from 5 in the morning, and the curtains are thin.
Of the pluses - the LOC is located near the beach on a relatively flat area, a large balcony with a beautiful view of the park, but the furniture is plastic, there is a dryer. The room has a safe, an old kettle.
The owner of this number has not invested a penny in it for at least twenty years. It is a shame to offer such a room to vacationers for 4500 rubles, and in the high season it is even more expensive.
By the way, the keys were given one for three, it is very inconvenient, especially since all the gates are locked, the next day they wanted to ask for a second key, but it was a day off - Sunday. And the next day is another day off - Monday. And on Tuesday, a working day, at 10 in the morning there was still no one....They no longer began to walk, it's a pity to waste precious time on vacation.
Landscaping was still going on on the territory, the restoration of the fountain, the playground near the Uyutny cottage was not cleaned after the winter, although the season had already begun. Gloria's playground was put into operation with us, a playground with swings, a slide, a house and a soft surface.
About nutrition. Tried to have breakfast at Gloria. I didn't like the complex breakfast, we decided to eat from the menu. So, cheesecakes made from a cheap curd product, not at all sweet, tasteless, scrambled eggs are not bad, but not at all salty, oatmeal was normal once, and inedible the second time - not boiled grains thrown into milk, but the eclair was a success. We had to wait a very long time for our order, even though we were alone in the cafe.
We went to Rhodes twice for breakfast and lunch, it seems to be cooked at home, it’s not bad, there is something to feed the child, but it’s somehow fresh, without zest, instead of store-bought rolls and cheap yogurt, it would be better to bake pancakes).
We also dined and dined in Chile, in Victoria or in the Old Spring - we liked everything there. By the way, in the Victoria cafe you can also eat in a complex way, breakfast, lunch and dinner cost, if I'm not mistaken, 950 rubles. They didn’t eat at the Naryshkins’ dacha, but they went to buy pastries, delicious inexpensive buns are baked there.
The beach is not enthusiastic - pebbly, narrow, with breakwaters, there are quite a lot of people on sunny days, it is not easy to find a place. There is a playground upstairs, but the swing is made right in the middle of the playground, which is quite traumatic, especially for kids. The toilet on the beach stinks, everything was flooded with something, there is no soap and hot water.
During our vacation, outside the hotel fence on the way to the beach, the sewerage broke through and the whole river flowed through the park into the sea, the stench was terrible, the entire sidewalk was flooded with drains, people walked along the curb. Only a few days later the emergency service arrived (((It turns out that this is a common thing in Miskhor!
All rooms in the LOC have different owners, somewhere already in a modern way, and somewhere in a Sovdepian way. We were not lucky, from the photo it was not clear how everything was running, i. e. You have to be very careful when choosing a room.
By the way, having traveled across the Crimea from Sudak to Sevastopol, we came to the conclusion that a beach holiday in the South Coast and in particular in Miskhor is not the best solution, sightseeing is another matter... and the beaches are much more picturesque, without gloomy guards and not so crowded.
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