Koktebel, private sector
Overall, not bad! Beautiful landscapes, a fairly clear sea (compared to Feodosia), entertainment to choose from... But first things first!
We went through customs without any problems, although many frightened us on the Internet... My husband was sleeping, and simply showed our passports. There was no stamp in the passport.
There were no problems with housing either, they began to offer options even on the train after Dzhankoy... We arrived in Feodosia, there were again crowds of people with signs "accommodation" and "taxi", but we walked about 5 minutes and got on a minibus to the Biostation (via Koktebel), costs 3.5 UAH per person. . . Compared to a taxi, 50 UAH. . . Do not rush to immediately spend money where you can save money, they will still be useful to you. Drive to Koktebel 15-20 minutes. Minibuses compared to Moscow drivers are simply crazy, they drive at such speeds through the mountains !!!
We arrived in Koktebel, at the bus station again signs "accommodation", nothing has changed... Immediately a man approached us and offered to show us the accommodation options by car, we agreed. About an hour later we found a house in the private sector that suits us in terms of price and quality... Moreover, the services of a man were free, the owner of the house shares with him. We paid $20 per day for a house. I want to say right away that you should not look for cheaper, this is the average price for normal housing. We settled near the sea, 5-7 minutes walk, there is a table, benches in the yard, a very good shower, there is always hot water, however, the toilet is outside. But overall not bad.
Now as for the sea. In the first three days it was very dirty, cloudy and a lot of algae. On the fourth day we came to the beach and it suddenly became clean, which continued until the end of the holiday (another 11 days). There are a lot of people on the beach, there is no place to put a mat and a bag. We found the beach of the Cimmeria hotel, there are few people, admission is free, a sunbed costs 20 UAH until the evening! The beauty! There people are very decent rest, once we lost our wallet on the beach, so they brought it to us with the words: "We ask everyone, no one wants to take it, maybe it's Vasch? " It was very nice! Mobile phones are just left there, and not once in 2 weeks no one had any losses, at least they did not complain. The entrance to the beach is through the restaurant (I forgot the name : -(), the waitresses can bring you everything right to the sunbed, and eat and drink, they take out small tables and put everything on them. Great place!
The embankment is simply littered with a variety of cafes, restaurants, clubs... What I want to highlight:
-restaurant "Blue Bay", excellent service, cozy atmosphere, good cuisine! Average bill without alcohol 200 UAH;
-restaurant "Phoenix", there, in addition to the restaurant, a disco, up to 12 music - Russian and foreign pop, after the club, a very good show program, it is clear that they are preparing for the performance, not just a blunder for drunken guests. True, here it is somewhat more expensive than anywhere else, especially alcohol, for example, wine 8-12 UAH per 50 grams, compared to 5 UAH per 100 grams in neighboring discos and cafes, champagne 80 UAH per bottle, in other places 40 UAH. But there is a price to pay here!
- some kind of cafe for writers, I don’t remember the name, there is a verse about the muse written on the door. Quiet, calm, reasonable prices, unobtrusive music. I recommend it to anyone who is tired of parties and wants to have a pleasant evening with their loved ones.
The "black" list includes the club "Victor", this place is located at the entrance to the "New Koktebel". Of course, a lot of words and negativity have accumulated, but I don’t even know where to start. The club is DISGUSTING! Been there 2 times. Went to a disco 80 party for the first time (husband loves it). What can I say, the service is not that bad, it does not exist at all! We came, sat down at a table, we sit, we wait.... I say: "Well, Sasha, go get the menu, " he brings, we chose, we sit, we wait. . . About ten minutes later he went to the bar to order everything , we sit, we wait.... after 15 minutes they bring him his order.... I'm waiting for mine. . . it takes about 20 minutes. . . I go to the bar. . . "May I have 200 gr of such and such wine? ". . . I sit down, wait. . . They didn't bring anything. . . Then the presenter crawls out from somewhere, in a drunken voice announces that today "Oh! HAPPINESS! EROTIC SHOW! " - something like that. . . After that, girls in latex jump out, dance something from a series of BDSM + lesbian shows. . . Then the presenter, in the same drunken voice and with the same happy expression on his face, reports that today there is also a competition for guests, they are pulling me and my husband and another couple... He says: "Now lie down on the floor and show what you do in bed, i. e. your poses! " The host's eyes shone as they shine only in two cases: - in a small child at the sight of a miracle toy; - for a not very good person, when he does something nasty, "you can't become famous for good deeds. " The husband says, they say, I'm sorry, but we won't, the presenter: "No, no! Let's support! " Something made me stay. . . The first couple started squirming on the dirty floor, but I hung on a pole and did acrobatic numbers. . . In general, we won. . . And finally! Oh, WONDERFUL! They gave me my prize, a terribly nasty cocktail based on vodka and some other suspicious drinks! But you won’t believe it, it was so nice, because it was the first thing they brought me for the evening! )))) But he also had to win back great! I had to stand near the bar and angrily asks the bartender to give me my prize, he, apparently, when I finally got it, promised me with an oath to bring it in the next five minutes! And what is strange, he did it! )))) Then the girls from the BDSM group came out again... The men rejoiced! )))
Soon I finished my "cocktail", went to the bar, ordered a martini, then somewhere in the street smoking area I caught a waitress and repeated my order! Waiting 20.30, 40 minutes. . . No Martini! ))) And now the most interesting! I go to the bar, catch the same waiter and ask where the martini is! To which I get the answer: "I was offended by your young man, so I won't bring you anything! " Yeah! That's what excellent service means! ))) I approached my husband and asked what was the matter, he explained. Before I ordered a martini, a couple from Moscow sat down at our table, we talked, made friends, called the waitress and asked us to settle on our previous accounts and open a new common one... She was offended by this. No comments! )))
But, apparently, the first time was not enough for us, and we decided to accomplish this feat, incl. to visit Victor's club again. . . They came and sat down. By the way, this time I immediately found the waiters who also brought us the menu, took the order, poured champagne... I ordered the Caesar salad - a rare muck, tomatoes, cabbage, cheese, kirieshki... Chicken, ay ? )))
But this time the service was at "5", which I was just discouraged. . . ))) I even inadvertently thought that the first impression is deceptive! But it was not there! )))) The music stops, silence, after 3 minutes a voice was heard, not that drunk, but just bm-bm-mmm... And then, as if under the influence of a "magic pendel", the presenter jumps onto the stage... ) )) Something mutters, mutters, funny! ))) By the way, an overgrown man...
He mumbled something about the show, competitions, then pulled 4 young people onto the stage, they resisted, but he, reinforcing all this with a weighty one for men: “Well, aren’t you a man? ”, he nevertheless achieved his goal. One of them said: "I don't want to undress", the presenter: "So you won't!!! ". What happened next, you need to see and hear!! ! ))) I'll try to repeat the conditions of the most brilliant competition:
- Take off your shirt! - and the eyes of the leader are burning !! ! )))
- me and my wives!
- Well, aren't you a man?
. . . everyone takes off their shirts....
- now we take off our trousers... and shorts! - it seems that alcohol intoxication is starting to pass from him, he is too passionate about the competition. )))
Now! Young woman!! ! Yes, yes, you! Come out to us! - Leading with a slight movement of the hand pulls out his belt from his trousers and gives it to the girl. - Take a belt and measure the length! Yes, length! - in this place it looked like he is now, sorry))), pissing with happiness... I got the impression that he feels like a super-mega comedian like Garik Kharlamov from the Comedy Club... Isn't it true, you laugh! )))
What I want to note is that the girl was not at a loss (that later she turned out to be from their "club gang"), and with incredible diligence began to measure manhood... What can I say, this spectacle is impressive! ))) After the process was completed, she made the sponges into a bow and said that the first and third had the same length... She was confused, poor thing....))) The presenter's comedian immediately realized that if the butt was rubbed against the male oran, it would increase , which he advised the girl to do... ))) She happily began to carry out the assignment. Then again taking measurements!!! ! And here it is, victory! The first one is a couple of cm longer! He won a cocktail! And for the loser, the presenter had a special prize in store, some kind of Madame... A fat aunt of indeterminate age in stockings, panties, a bra, who was so delighted at the sight of a naked man that she was immediately ready to try the "69" position right on the dance floor, sat down on his face with his back seat... )))) The poor boy barely escaped... The host was discouraged: "Alexey, but why didn't you let her give you a blowjob? " )))
I know that everything described above looks like a stupid joke, but no, comrades, this is how they joke in the Koktebel club "Victor"
Let's not talk about bad things! I liked the excursion to the New World, very cheap, 35 UAH + 12 UAH per ticket. Awesome places! Recommend!
We went to the Sudak water park, it’s also cool, but it’s cheaper to go on an excursion, it turns out 100 UAH along with the road, and if on our own (like us), only the entrance costs 110 UAH + the road 100 for two turned out.
We ate in a cafe, it turned out about 20 UAH for two for breakfast, 30-35 for lunch. We dined in restaurants - about 200 + alcohol. I recommend everyone to try New World Champagne, though don't get carried away, your head will hurt.
SUMMING UP:
- spent about 50 thousand rubles. with the road;
- the prices are the same as in Moscow, the fruits were, oddly enough, decently more expensive;
- I recommend visiting the New World - an insanely beautiful place!
- in general, not bad, but I recommend traveling only on a package tour, not very savages...
- DO NOT GO TO THE CLUB VICTOR!