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If you want to get a Soviet service at the level of 2 stars for a lot of money, come to the Gurzuf sanatorium. Our room cost 8.000 rubles per day, for this it was supposed - 2 rooms, a bathroom, a balcony, a beach, three meals a day, a park. In order. In the rooms of repair, even cosmetic, there was not less than 20 years, wallpaper in a flower, in places peeled off, in places with drips, the handles on the doors were broken off. Cleaning seemed to be, but the garbage was not taken out every day, linen was changed 1 time in 15 days. It’s scary to go into the bathroom - the plumbing is terrible, the tiles on the walls are chipped, the latch on the door dangled on one screw. But that would be nothing if there was hot water, at least according to the schedule, as stated in the description. And most often in the evening, at that one hour when there should be water, it was not. When asked by the administrator: “Why is there no hot water? ” a worthy answer was received: “How not? There is! ". The plumber who came turned the taps for a long time and wondered why the water was not flowing. And so it was in a day. The balcony is good, large, with wicker furniture, but very shabby, the tiles on the walls are beaten off, the railings are peeled off, and the beautiful stone on the table just covered the hole in the tablecloth. There are no complaints about the beach, except that the pebbles on it are imported, pink and not yet rolled by the sea, so it’s impossible to walk barefoot on it. And so it’s clean, and if you come at 7 in the morning, you can take a sunbed in the shade. The food was in the dining room of extraordinary beauty, apparently, this is the only place where repairs were carried out. The portions are large, but the food is a little monotonous and there are very few vegetables. The park is very big and beautiful, but… As always, there is a “but”. Groomed. Half of the fountains don't work and are overgrown with grass and moss. The headlights are dirty. There is no toilet on site, you have to go to your room. More precisely, there is a toilet, but it has long been closed, as well as a pavilion with mineral water. And Ukrainian patriotism was very touching - all the inscriptions are in Ukrainian, even sanatorium books, and without duplication in Russian, and in the alley of arts the only bouquet of flowers stands in front of the monument to Lesya Ukrainka (neither Gorky nor Chaliapin deserved it). The verdict - Crimea is Crimea, but the air and the sea are not the merit of the sanatorium, so if you had to pay 2000 rubles per day for this vacation, maybe the review would have been better.