The horrors of the surf

Written: 28 july 2013
Travel time: 20 — 26 july 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 3.0
I support the namesake, the motto of the boarding house: "Do you want to spoil your rest and mood for a long time? Then you should come to us! ".
"Rested" in July 2013, standard room (sea view). Their photos, of course, are excellent, most likely 20 years ago. You open the shabby door - the stench of old age, toilet and swamp in one bottle hits your nose. Wallpaper shabby with bruises, crumbs and dust on the table, dolls and dust in the closet of slippers - why wipe after previous vacationers? The shower is just in the corner of the bathroom, the tiles are covered in mold, the curtains are yellow with mold, the toilet is like in a public toilet, the plastic shelves are broken, it’s scary to touch everything, I want to treat it with bleach and alcohol, although I’m not squeamish, but it’s horror! A refrigerator suffocated without a freezer - in vain they dragged a refrigerator bag and cold accumulators - for half a day they asked at least to wash it. They refused to change, although there was another one in the corridor, but neither the porter, nor the maids, nor the hostess was aware of whether he was a worker. As a result, we were washed with domestos and stank of bleach for another day. And another attraction - catch the maid. Washes the floors in the corridor, wiped the shelves in the same gloves, begged, took our things with the same gloves. The furniture is mostly old, the blankets are stained with everything possible, for example, with toothpaste, duvet covers are not issued. Gave towels and toilet paper, even strange for such an institution. It's dangerous to wipe your feet with a towel. If you're lucky, you'll catch warm water at 18-30 and 11-30, if you haven't caught it, walk around with a dirty head in a bandana like me. Total extreme.
Canteen... We have never seen such a drink and have never tried it! Even in the hungry years after the collapse of the USSR. The so-called soup is water with a barely perceptible aroma of peas, mashed potatoes are more like soup, stewed cabbage is torn on a grater, tasteless, you haven’t tried compote, it’s scary to take flowing cups black with huge cracks... Meat? Try to find it in this mess! Is that individual fibers in the so-called soup, and two small cubes of chicken fillet in cabbage. In short, this gruel does not cause appetite and only disgust. They tried to eat twice - my husband was rejected, I also could not force myself, although I am not picky about food.

Why are we being asked to pay money?? ? For 400 UAH per day for two, we could stay in a private boarding house with an air conditioner, a boiler and a swimming pool in the yard and, in the same way, go around cafes and canteens in search of normal food. Even their pizzeria did not save them, the organizers are the same, either there is no beer, or cheese, or seafood, or tea... The only plus of the boarding house is the beach, spacious, probably even cleaned. Do not flatter yourself with the park - everyone can go to the beach through the boarding house, through the courtyard.
So, 5000 was spent in a week, and the pleasure is zero. The sea has also failed - cold, the wind is constant, cold in the evening, so do not forget warm clothes if you still decide on this extreme.
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