Paradise without love is called hell

Written: 17 august 2017
Travel time: 7 — 17 august 2017
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 7.0
Amenities: 3.0
"Rested" for 10 days in the so-called "paradise garden". What can I say. The first and last time! I'll start first. Arrived on 07.08. 17 around 15:00. At the reception immediately learned that the price in the letter confirming the reservation and the actual contract differs by the amount at lunch and dinner. That is in the letter dated 15.04. 17 sum with lunches and dinners is 18150, and at the reception they said that lunches and dinners are not included in this amount and must be paid separately! Foolishly not taking a copy of the letter, so I could not prove anything! I had to pay extra. The room was occupied immediately. Superior Room №324. Room with a view of the swamp and technical courtyard (trifles), near the room there is a door unknown where (most likely in the JSC, because behind them the wind was blowing so that a little and the room is awful! ) Room is spacious, beautiful, normal beds, the rest of the furniture is either Noah's time or iron! It immediately turned out that there is no third set of underwear, and near the bath is a wet and dirty towel!
(What can't be completely removed from 12 to 15 o'clock? )
When asked where the third set of underwear heard the answer that the number is two and they did not know if it would be the third). The closet is huge! But its shelves have the shape of a parable, or a smile! But don't worry! If the shelf breaks, your things will not fall! (They have a pretty decent ball of sticky dirt (out of a dozen wet wipes went to clean them)) will not put a new one! Sea! They write to the sea and say that it is very close! that clean! To put it mildly, not true! Dirt in several layers! Nobody cleaned it for two years!

I agree, the hotel staff did not notice, then all of us who came to rest! But on the site the word clean in the description of the beach is superfluous! Uncle Panteleimon's sunbeds can be seen, an umbrella for UAH 50 can be seen, beach towels can be pledged for UAH 200 at the reception! And the most interesting! No locker room or toilet on the beach! That is, if you tame something, the road to the room will be even shorter! Well, the last day!
After a bad night's sleep, the water in the water tower roared all night! I woke up in the morning, washed, and the water was gone! I came to the reception at about 7 am, asking the young man when he would appear, but it turned out that he did not understand what it was about? It turns out that the noise in the water tower, none of the staff who live nearby, not interested! And until 7 am the lack of water did not interest any of the staff (even the restaurant! And give them breakfast at 8 o'clock! Here is such a holiday in the Garden of Eden! You can only thank the security (respect!
normally people do their job) and the restaurant: the food is delicious, varied, the staff is sensible (with a few exceptions cold karkade) instead of karkade (which by the way is provided by your menu), we still received karkade and a lecture on its taste and healing properties). Rested in paradise - I do not want more!
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