The dream of the Koblevsky advertiser
Koblevo is now one of the most forced-popular Ukrainian resorts. Ukrainians, Belarusians and middle-class Moldovans prefer Koblevo because of the ability to quickly and easily arrive by car or train. Seven-kilometer sandy public beach. Hotel occupancy is over 80%. Still, a little publicity won't hurt our resort. . .
The first dream. Contrast.
... Hot June day. Exhausted tourists came out of the brand new eight-story hotel onto the afternoon promenade. Slowly we walked through a clean yard, decorated with multi-colored petunias and expensive jeeps of guests. At the gate, a guard opened the gate warningly. Relaxed from hotel comfort, the guests went outside the fence and…
Bultyh! The leader of the procession dived into an ankle-deep muddy huge puddle. In a second, a minibus flying past generously doused the whole company with a yellow-green liquid.
Spa-salon "Pridorozhny" in Koblevo accepts its thousandth client! Our dirt is the most free and indelible!
Second dream. Aromatic.
... A cool sea breeze playfully flutters the skirts of a stylish beach dress and tries to rip off a freshly bought half-meter hat. Loaded with circles, balls and mattresses, the matron takes her offspring to the beach. Two more minutes, and she will bask on the long-awaited deck chair, and the kids will splash in the fertile sea waves...
Close-up - the eyes of the mother of the family become the size of pseudo-Dior glasses. Moving the camera - and the viewer sees hills, dunes, mountains of slightly rotting algae, separating the sand from the sea with a two-meter layer. Seafood has been decorating the landscape for more than a day, and no one, neither the owners of hotels, cafes, attractions and sun loungers, nor the beach staff, is bothered by the swamp on the beach.
Do you have a new swimsuit? It doesn't matter what color it is! In our waves, all swimwear will be the color of swamp toad! Be in trend!
The third dream. Entertaining.
... A deserted seashore, snow-white sand, playful clouds in a transparent sky, an azure wave and coconuts hanging from palm trees and silence - it sucks!
The Moldavian zone of Koblevo. . . Stupid from the speakers of competing nightclubs, a sleepy tourist wanders along a path clogged with fast food to the sea in anticipation of sleeping on soft sand. Alas and ah! The shore is densely packed with dirty wooden decks, filled with rows of sun loungers with a clearance of twenty cm, studded with beer stalls and tables with hookahs. The sky is not visible behind the wall of umbrellas. The sea is full of bananas and scooters.
Pay for the shadow in full!
The fourth dream. Extreme.
… The Promenade des Anglais in Nice, Brighton Beach, Jurmala flow smoothly into a parody of the embankment disappearing into the sand somewhere in the center of Koblevskiy beach. In the second shot, the camera moves smoothly along the broken sidewalks of the main street, strangely called Kurortny Prospekt. Prudently putting on waders, tourists skillfully dodge cars, puddles, cycle rickshaws and mad vacationers. Sometimes they fly into fruit boxes, stalls or thickets of reeds.
Extreme tour seven kilometers long - just walk around Koblevo in the evening!
The fifth dream. Endless.
… Rest is over. Ahead is rest from rest. The car is filled with tanned bodies. The head of the family is driving. Thoughts take on an increasingly businesslike turn: “call a client”, “pay for a communal apartment”, “find water”... Water?? ? So yes, water! Because the car got stuck in a traffic jam in the middle of the resort area. Two huge buses completely blocked the road and the police are in no hurry to take away all these trucks, minibuses, buses and cars.
Rest in Koblevo - we just won't let go!
P. S. I go to Koblevo every year. I sincerely rejoice at the new hotels, water park and dolphinarium, water attractions. Many young talented people work in Koblevo, trying to organize holidays in accordance with the requirements of guests spoiled by Egypt and Turkey. Several decent restaurants with a modern menu have appeared. Hotels are being opened or refurbished to European standards. Some hotels honestly clean the beach and clean up the territory. On the beach, you can comfortably sit in the shade on a sun lounger or lie in the sun for free. There is simply not enough of a unified administrative force capable of solving the problems of traffic jams, puddles, algae, roads, organizing space in the recreational area.
Koblevo is changing. For the better. Like the sea - the Liman greenish water was replaced by transparent sea water. Koblev's advertisers will have a lot of work to do! Good luck!
