Твёрдый "совок" Solid "scoop"

Pros: good food, bus to the sea every hour, hot water at any time, animation for children, girls try, swimming pool, the bathrooms are relatively clean, but they are cleaned only in the morning, and not during the day.
Cons: a children's pool WITHOUT HEATING (they promised the opposite), "family contract" (the director is a mother, her husband is a locksmith, the daughter of a housekeeper, by the way, another daughter in the bar) they tried to breed the hotel for money. The first situation I enter for 5 days, I check in at 12 o'clock , there is no lunch, although it is at 13.00 (well, my sister warned, otherwise they would have counted additionally and decently), I check out at 11 in the morning, there is no lunch again !! ! I clarified in the dining room, where I was indignantly answered ONLY BREAKFAST!! ! Last summer, my sister already cursed because of this, to which the director replied: "I can't help it! That's how it is with us! "
Situation two - the lock on the door broke (it must be said that plumbing and locks are fragile, maybe the cheapest is put, a scoop in one word), a drunk locksmith, a classic of the genre (he is the director's hubby), starts to rub me: "I don't know how to explain to the administration , probably, you will have to pay for the lock. The housekeeper comes, brings me the inside of the castle and says that tomorrow I need to go to the hardware store and buy a replacement. I was stunned, but I am silent. The locksmith says that if I trust him, then he can to do it for me, I replied that I was going myself. We spent the night without a lock. In the morning, unexpectedly, he galloped again and changed the lock, and said: "pay off with the doorkeeper. " The only thing that saved me was that the doorkeeper, dotsyu, was replaced by another woman and she was scared, she said, I’ll find out from the director how much it costs and I’ll tell you. On the last day, my daughter approached me and demanded 30 hryvnia for the inside of the castle, but I already entered my mind and sent her to hell, saying: “others also broke locks and you didn’t take money from anyone, I found out. "She immediately retreated b, so I got to the point. Citizens, be vigilant, THIS SCHEME IS WORKED THERE. I don’t know only in the standards or in the suite too, all the more, this characterizes them from a very bad side, because I was alone with two children...