Дикое недоразумение во главе с сумасшедшей хозяйкой! A wild misunderstanding led by a crazy hostess!

I was resting in this nightmare with two children, I had a standard room with an extra bed. We settled in a microscopic one with one double bed, there was simply nowhere to put an extra one. There is only one answer to all my indignations and questions: there are no free rooms! I asked for a baby crib for my 4 year old daughter. I had to sleep with my 11 year old son. They promised to move in 3 days, of course, after three days the answer was the same. there are no available rooms, okay, we somehow adapted, and it was scary to change to something else, at least we had air conditioning and there were no bed bugs, like our friends. If you go to this hotel, stock up on bedbugs and try not to bring them home in a suitcase, as Crazy Rosa is not even going to solve this problem. He answers all the problems with "I am sorry" and leaves.
The grandmother settles in such a special way to make fun of the guests, large families with children settle in small rooms, and one tourist in a large five-bed room. All 12 days I tried to find the logic of these actions and came to the conclusion that she simply does not want her children to rest. Well, they kind of rest for free, and even run around her garden, probably enrage.
Separately, I will write about cleaning, do not rely on it. The cleaners can't handle it and it looks like they only work for tips. We were cleaned 2 times, the bed linen was changed once and that's it. Moreover, they are cleaned at a time when people are resting after dinner. They break in unceremoniously. Once, like this, a Turkish cleaning lady broke in, I told her: 5 minutes and we will leave, no, like let's go now or I won't clean up! Well, no, so no, then there is no tip. I took my own towels and toilet paper. On the day of departure, in the morning, when we were sleeping, the cleaning lady also broke in with the words: have you vacated the room yet?? ? True, she later apologized, she was told that we had already moved out and we needed to get out.

Now about food. The smart cook tried to somehow save the situation and made delicious dishes from the cheapest products, though then they were served for a couple of days under the guise of salads. Fish for 12 days was 2 times, chicken 4 times, the rest of the time terrible soy cutlets and nuggets. For breakfast, they fried an omelet in the yard, there were no pancakes, no buns, only ordinary white bread, cut it yourself, there is a toaster, but there is nothing to put there))), there was no butter for breakfast either. For lunch, a side dish of rice and stewed vegetables, potatoes. There have always been watermelons and melons, at least thanks for that!
By the way, there is no dishwasher in the hotel! The workers wash everything with their hands! I had a shock when I saw this. The waiters are all very nice, especially Aiden and Mustafa! Cool, polite, funny guys! The guests are treated well, they try very hard. This is perhaps the only bright memory of the hotel)).
About the beach. As mentioned below, the hotel does not have a beach. There is no bus to the city beach either. We knew about it, so no pretensions. If you walk along the embankment for about ten minutes to the right, there is Free Beach, but in the high season, if you don’t pay for a sunbed there, they kick you out. The sea is good, sand, shallow. There is also a city beach, it takes about 20 minutes to go to it along a dirt road through the desert, it’s hard in the heat, but then the reward is in the form of a chic uncrowded beach, with cool sand and clear water, there are few such beaches in Turkey. We leave the hotel, first to the right, then to the left up the hill, at the crossroads again to the right. Go through a tour agency, a Russian girl usually sits there, a small cafe. By the way, this cafe has the cheapest and coolest orange juice. Large glass 1 dollar. In other places it is more expensive and the glasses are smaller. After the cafe, cross the road to the left, past the taxi stand towards the desert and further along a straight dusty dirt road).
In general, when you leave the hotel - life is beautiful! There is an unhealthy aura in the hotel.
The only plus of the hotel is the location. Beautiful embankment, antiquity, close to shops A101, Migros, Carrefour.

If you wish, you can make candy out of the hotel, but the grandmother is very greedy and angry. Constantly monitors vacationers. If something from drinks runs out, she simply does not give it out from the warehouse. The guests are indignant at the waiters, but they cannot do anything. I rested in three rubles, I perfectly understood where I was going, but what I didn’t count on was outright rudeness on the part of the hostess.