Отель - средняя "тройка", никак не "5 звезд" The hotel is an average "troika", not "5 stars" at all

We went with a friend together to celebrate my birthday - they settled in a "bungalow", although in fact it is a separate two-story building, the first floor overlooking the garbage dump and an air conditioner under the windows, they asked for another room - they gave it in the main building, of course, no view on the sea (although the occupancy in the hotel is not one hundred percent), but at least not in the trash, and thanks for that.
Wi-fi in the hotel works terribly - it is not in the room at all, on the beach, in the lobby and the restaurant it connects every other time, periodically "falls off".
Tour "ultra all inclusive" - ​ ​ in theory, we approach the bar, order tequila - "$ 5" - such as non-locally produced drinks are paid, before that they were in 4 hotels in Turkey, only drinks from the category of 12-year-old whiskey were considered paid.

The beach is sandy, sunbeds under awnings, free places are not difficult to find, the entry into the sea is gentle, unfortunately there is no pier. A very shallow sea - you go almost to the horizon, and everything is knee-deep. The sea is clean, transparent, not "boiling water", pleasantly cool. Small fish swim, which bite very unpleasantly if there are wounds on their legs.
For our birthday, they rolled "gesey" from towels, put a plate of fruit - the lemon surprised me the most - why? and how to eat it? given that there is no tequila)
At dinner, they "decorated" the table - they threw petals, and the tables were set for the Germans on the street, for us in the restaurant itself and in the farthest corner - nothing more "special".
We were twice in the a la carte restaurant - it so happened that both times in the Mexican (on Mondays) - very tasty food - meat, shrimp, snacks, friendly waiters.
In general, the impressions of the holiday are positive - the sea and the sun outweigh all the disadvantages of the hotel, but I will definitely not go to this hotel again.