Вместо обслуживания сплошные нервы Instead of service, solid nerves

If you have money and a lot, choose another place. Here you will spend them simply in the void. Yes, the views here are amazing, but you won’t be fed up with them and they won’t clean your room.

I really want to understand who came up with the idea of ​ ​ doing dark wood trim. When we entered the room, there was a layer of dust on all surfaces, and you could just write on the walls! Moreover, in the area of ​ ​ ​ ​ the bed, we found some incomprehensible spots on the walls, but this does not happen on a tree.

In no case do not walk in the room barefoot and do not step on the rugs. They are not cleaned or knocked out. And this is a five-star hotel for the richest guests!


Maybe they are just waiting for such people here, and save their strength the rest of the time. They asked to bring dinner to the room, indicated what exactly we want and what kind of wine we choose. We waited an hour and a half for dinner, and when it was brought, it turned out that the ordered wine had not been there for a week. And we found out only when we were collecting our cart!
And I also noticed that employees do not always take a shower in the morning. A waiter who smells of sweat is the worst thing you can have at breakfast, even if he is just standing there.