Оно вам точно надо? Do you really need it?

You can write about all the horrors of this hotel for a very long time. But in order. 1. Settlement or Nightmare begins. We arrived at the hotel at 23:00. I am a middle-aged aunt and my child, a moderately active boy of 8 years old. Naturally tired from the road. Naturally, the main thought in my head is: "It would be quicker to check in, streak and fill up bainki. " And what do I hear from the hotel administrator (who, by the way, speaks very bad Russian. Do not even hope to understand what he is broadcasting from the first time)? And I hear and hardly understand the following. Now I am going to another hotel with my child, because they have no places. Nothing to do, let's go. The hotel in which we were temporarily settled is better than Aura in terms of food and cleanliness, but does not have its own beach. What an undeniable minus. And as their administrator told me: "Do you think you are the only one? Some of the Aura live here for several days. You are also lucky that you were quickly relocated. " How! It turns out that I was lucky! After breakfast, 2 lucky ones, my son and I, nevertheless move to Aura. The room is on the 3rd floor. The room is normal. The linen is clean, the floors are medium dirty, the balcony overlooking the street, the bath is more or less. Air conditioning, refrigerator, hair dryer, TV-everything works. You can live. About the settlement, I think everything is clear. 2. Territory or Further-worse. She is very small. Very. In fact, the entire territory is a pool. + 10 meters along it and 20 meters on the sides. You walk by the pool, you eat by the pool, you lie on the sunbeds along the pool, you swim in the pool. Here is a complete list of activities provided by the hotel. The pool is large and relatively clean. Water without heating. Slides include 2 times a day. Sunbeds, umbrellas, mattresses in Achtung condition. Everything is broken, torn, dirty. The area itself is never cleaned. There is no control or elementary cleaning. Whatever you want, then do it. Scorched earth, broken trees. It looks like an abandoned garden. The playground is worthy of the pool area. All the same dirt, neglect, neglect. In the children's pool, I would not bathe even my dog. But a comment, as they say. There is no animation. I don’t consider the inclusion of a single disk with imperishables about jellyfish on the mafon as animation. Tablecloths in the dining room are never changed under any circumstances. The bar is small and dirty. I didn’t even look into the kitchen to sleep better. Although there is a possibility - there is a passage yard. Wifi for money. And only in the lobby. The elevator broke down on the 4th day and was never resurrected before our departure. The room will be cleaned for you only if you personally ask the cleaning lady. And that's not a fact. You may have to ask several times. I advise you not to give her money. It doesn't affect her agility in any way. Phew! 3. Beach or Back to childhood. Why back to childhood? Because the last time I saw a similar level was in the distant 85, when I went with my mother to Batumi. More. The beach is very small. It is jointly rented by 3 hotels. Although it would be cramped even for clients of one. Solid sun loungers to the very edge of the sea. And they are sorely lacking. On both sides of Qawra beach there are beaches of good hotels. You feel inferior. But I don't need a bed. I don't like sunbathing. Sea fairy tale! The water is crystal clear, warm and clean. The mountains! But even the administration of Aura cannot spoil this. Although. . . No. Can not! You can't go against nature! I advise you to buy corals. It's hard to get into the sea. Pebble. Yes! And this plate on 3 legs with the inscription Aura, it's all true (. At the entrance to the beach there is either a changing cabin, or a toilet, I didn’t even dare to look in there. And a tap with cold water. After the beach, you can rinse. That's all service. At least I have never seen any hotel workers on the beach. About "to the beach 250 meters" is very funny. Go there 800m-1km. 4. Meals or 250 million years BC Breakfast. The most acceptable of the proposed meals. Eggs, soy sausages, several types of cheeses. Olives, cucumbers. Bread. Several types of cereals. No milk. Not at all. The coffee machine periodically breaks down. Milk for cappuccino appeared in it for 5 days. Before that, when pressing any button, a portion of the same vodka was dispensed "After the appearance of milk - burda with milk. There are often no cups for coffee. The very place where the coffee machine is standing, the boiling water is very dirty. Tea is normal, but often cold. Pancakes are fried every 2-3 days. There is something for a not picky person to have breakfast. Bar works from ut ra. How long I don't remember. I don't drink in the morning. Available alcohol: vodka, gin, white and red wine. End. I drank only white wine. So-so. Dinner. It is very interesting to read in the reviews of some people about chicken, fish. I haven't seen one or the other in 10 days. Chicken navels, liver, nuggets and soy sausages. Here is Aura's entire meat repertoire. I calmly go to chicken app. sometimes I relate. But not 10 days! The first couple of days I ate with pleasure. On the third one does not climb. You will not stay hungry if you take the lack of meat calmly. Soup almost every day. Delicious with lentils. The only thing we ate with great pleasure for lunch. Traditional 10 types of salads from combinations of cabbage, cucumbers, tomato. Rice, chickpeas, cauliflower, eggplant. French fries were provided a couple of times. From fruits apples and tangerines. And it's not just one day. Or apples or tangerines. This is so that we do not overeat apparently. Dinner. Pretty much the same as lunch. And partly the same is true. Half-eaten cucumbers for lunch and everything else. A couple of times the same navels were roasted on the street. They taste better on fire. (Yes, after this trip I became a specialist in navels). At 16:00, donuts are fried outside. Delicious with jam, but 1 million calories. Associations with prehistoric times are due to the following. Arrive at all meals on time. Or better before. If you are at least 30 min. late, you will be hungry. Nobody will report anything. A crowd of hungry savages fight over soy sausages. Klasseka. Output. I can advise this hotel only if the package will cost very ridiculous money. Think 10 times and figure out what else you can afford for this amount. I hope my review will help someone make the right choice. Have a good rest everyone. I apologize for any mistakes if there were.