«Последний шанс» "The last chance"

We arrived at 9 in the morning, they said to come to 11 for the number, I began to watch other visitors, so some were given rooms right away. I realized that people solve the problem for money. I went to the counter and loaded the workers a little and after 20 minutes they gave me the keys. I asked for a family number, as in previous reviews they wrote that they give without problems. As a result, they gave a standard room on the outskirts overlooking the road. I went to swear at the reception, they said I would have to pay 300 dollars for the family. I did not give such money to the condoms and asked for another number. With me, three people swore and changed numbers, as there were some problems with household appliances. Haven't seen worse rooms. Small, miserable and do not need to pay extra, all the same. Cleaning every other day, qualitatively every other day. Shampoo and soap were not replenished at all, they used their own.
Air conditioning and electricity. The electricity went out in the room, they called 3 times for 1 time, went to the reception, as a result, after 4 hours they came to look. The electricity turns off instantly if you remove the electronic key. Advice to anyone who needs a refrigerator and air conditioner to work, separate the key from the door and the electric key and leave it in the room. For those who do not dry clothes due to humidity, you can put the air conditioner in dehumidification mode.
Alcohol: In Turkey, alcohol is good, this is not Egypt. In this hotel, cocktails, gin tonic, rum cola are not served in the correct proportions, from which the taste of these drinks does not change for the better. Strong drinks are served only in the bar, beer and wine in the restaurant. By the way, alcohol is free (vodka, gin, whiskey, rum, wine, beer).

Beach The water is clear until lunch, the entrance to the sea is normal (the cobblestones are not very large). There is a catastrophic lack of sun loungers, they stand close to each other, like herrings in a jar. After lunch, steadily every day, the sea nails a bunch of different garbage (labels, bags, papers) to go into the water is unrealistic. It is not clear why they awarded the blue flag to the hotel.
Animation for three with a minus in the form in which it should be seen on the fifth day, before that it was not. I compare it with the best animation of the Salima Club (they won the competition among the animators of the coast of Kemer), then probably those who were not taken anywhere for a bowl of soup and for free accommodation work in Ulusoy. Children's animation is squalor in the form of a couple of songs, fat animators and complete indifference to children. Evening shows watched and laughed at the hack.
Power Food was a lot of different, but somehow everything is not tasty, insipid. Like in the movie Kin-dza-dza: is there food? Porridge. Which? Plastic. Although the food was always fresh, there were no stomach problems. There were delicious cakes (gozleme) queue for at least 40 minutes.
Service. Staff separately - holidaymakers separately. We crossed for a moment, for the staff it is not clear why. You have to beg for everything, the bar is completely ignored, it depends on the mood of the bartenders.
The hotel is average, so to speak, the last chance, if you want to relax, but there is nowhere else besides this hotel.