Disgusting hotel

Written: 10 october 2021
Travel time: 6 — 15 september 2021
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 4.0
Good afternoon dear tourists. I am from Ukraine, I will write in Russian so that everyone can understand. I want to write a review about the hotel where I stayed from 06.09. 21 to 15.09. 21. The hotel is called "Euphoria Tekirova", which is located in Turkey, Antalya province, in the Kemer region, the village of Tekirova. Euphoria is a state of cheerfulness, satisfaction and good mood. Unfortunately, I did not experience a feeling of euphoria.
Now in more detail. We arrived in Antalya at 7:30 in a good mood, warm sunny morning, wonderful weather. We arrived at the hotel around 11 am. All satisfied and cheerful approached the reception, where we were NOT met by a worker of this "hotel". She immediately gave us papers where we had to write our data, etc. After giving her the papers, she suggested that we go to breakfast, which was running out.
We ate the "leftovers" that were left and returned to the reception. I asked her to put us in a room early and offered her an extra charge for a family room, as I had booked a standard room for 4 people with 2 main beds and 2 extra beds at the travel agency. She said that she needed to talk to the manager, I said ok and started to wait. After talking with the manager, he personally came out of the supply room and said that the family room would cost us an extra charge of 40 euros per day. Since we came to rest for 9 days. I counted and fucked up 40 * 9 = 360 euros. Since I am from Ukraine. Converted to our currency hryvnia. 360 * 31.7 = 11400, in short, approximately 12 UAH pieces. For 4600 rubles. In my travel agency, where I paid for my vacation for 4 people with a standard room, the difference was about the same with the same family room at 12.000 thousand UAH. Being in the last hotel, in which I also paid extra for a family room, with the same number of days I paid a third of the same 12.000. And not in euros, but in dollars, 160 USD, this was in 2020. The dollar to hryvnia exchange rate was 28.160*28.4500 thousand hryvnia cost extra!! ! And not like 360 ​ ​ euros.

Of course, I refused and I think that not in vain !!! . The same family rooms (with an interior partition or door, and also with a mini balcony). They are located on a large territory of the hotel and not so close to the sea. And I didn’t want to pay extra 360 euros for 9 days for them.
I again approached the so-called receptionist and asked if they could check us in early, as I did not want to wait. In hotels in Turkey - check-in at 14:00, check-out at 12:00. She replied that the room was not yet ready and offered to go swimming, leaving the suitcases near the entrance to the hotel. We didn’t really want to leave our things, as they contained money and documents, but we nevertheless decided. Let's go swimming. Got in for lunch. Ate. We arrived at the reception around 2:00 pm. But “she” was on her own - the number was not ready yet. Shortly speaking. Check-in took place not at 14:00, as stated, but at 14:30. Late check-in, she argued that the room key was allegedly not programmed. Waiting for service engineers. Of course, I didn't believe this story. Based on the fact that I did not want to pay those 360 ​ ​ euros, I was led by the nose with my family.
At 14:30, a car, like a golf cart, arrived for us, loaded our suitcases and headed on our way to the room. The road from the hotel to the room took a little, but it took about 5 minutes to walk. From the room to the sea, 7-8 minutes. Not close. When we arrived we had 4 suitcases for 4 people. I took 2 suitcases, 2 were taken by an employee and we carried them to the 2nd floor to the room. After that, the employee asked me if I would give him a tip. Did not give. Judging by the attitude of the staff, I didn't feel like tipping him. And for what, for the fact that I carried my own suitcases. Balalaika.
Having settled down (things were laid out in a closet, documents and money in a safe), we went to the beach. The road from the room where I wrote above took about 7 minutes. A beautiful green area with pine trees, palm trees, green mowed lawns. We arrived around 3:40 pm. Passed by the pool loungers are busy, went to the sea - the same thing. Somehow we found two free sunbeds on the beach by the sea. The sea is super, clean, transparent warm. A little upset pebbles. It hurts to get in and out of the sea. As well okay.

Then there was dinner. I expected delicious lamb from dinner, but from meat there were only chicken, beef, turkey. ALL!! ! SSORI was grilled lamb. For 9 days of rest only once. Ito I took two pieces in the form of a chop. One raw, the other more or less. And so everything is monotonous and boring already on the fourth day. There were sushi 2 more times for dinner, for which a queue lined up. I got it. Ate. But I didn't feel much satisfaction. And still salty. There was no question of seafood in the form of crabs and crayfish !!! . In short, food for a five-star hotel for a C grade.
I won't write about food anymore. I repeat that the food was the same every day the same thing. And squeezed out her employees with sour faces, like pigs. TYPE NATE EAT.
Zero animation. Compared to the previous hotel in GOYNUKE, which had super animators who organized contests, talked with vacationers, entertained them in every way, danced, played games, entertained to the fullest and much more. HERE is horror. The animation started with a club dance. five animators. Two girls and three guys. Nobody wanted to dance with them. They danced and parted ways. But what about contests? How about communicating with vacationers? Where are the smiling faces???
On the first water aerobics of our vacation, there was an animator from the Turks. A vicious undergrowth with a cunning Jewish nose. Even a Turk. As he showed the movement, it's pipets. He collected only a few women in the pool. And how he began to show them his incomprehensible movements. They don't understand him, he freaked out. He threw these foam sticks, which were used in aqua aerobics, shouted something in his own way. IN SHORT HORROR.
I saw those two girls as an animator only at a club dance. There was also one black animator. More about him. So we, the family, are lying down, sunbathing. A young couple is swimming in the pool in front of us. On the other side of the pool is the same Negro. In his hands he has 2 cocktails, not those that are free, but paid. He comes up to them, sits next to them, hands them cocktails and takes out his phone and starts filming something. We are starting to listen. And he says to them: Tell them that we are cool animators, that the hotel is super, that they really like it here, etc. and looks around. And I'm starting to understand. That those very positive reviews about the hotel HERE THEY are and how they come up with and deceive tourists !!!

There was a meeting with the guide at the hotel. Nothing really new to lure excursions, blah blah blah, and then he gives out. We are STEALING in our hotel. And not something that is stolen in the room itself, but in the room from the safe. From the safe itself. The gendarmes arrive and shrug. "SAFETY AT THE TOP LEVEL" I don't fucking think. Listened briefly to it. He said to keep the money in a suitcase. Asked him or go dolmushi from the hotel. He said that they go, but he said something like that, like fuck off the tour is more important for me !! ! In short, the attitude is "SUPER!!! " After the meeting, somehow he did not betray much attention about the thefts. After dinner, we went to the room to rest, as the sun bakes very strongly from 12 to 15:00. We came to the pool, as most of the time we were near it. And then my mother says to me (four of us went to rest with my wife, my son and mother), please go transfer the money from the safe to the suitcase. I didn't want to go for a long time. But still went. Shifted. Luckily the money was in the safe. So we came from the beach to the room. We washed, changed for dinner, I told my mother, please give me lira to go to Kemer in a dolmush - that's what they call our minibus.
Since it is not profitable to pay with dollars or euros. And even more so, the lira remained from the last vacation. But my mother did not leave her money in the safe when I did, but in her purse. And then she is looking for (she had 20 lire in the limit, about 70-75 hryvnias for hryvnia), but there is no 20 lira for horseradish. HRYVNA IS, but LIRE is NOT. And it turns out the guide was right - STEAL. Mom went to figure it out, and they also lead her by the nose - you understand, well, you do this, you do that, we can’t do anything, in short, the conversation is about nothing. "SUPER" continues. ANIMATION, FOOD, STAFF, SERVICE…. We somehow leave the room, and we have neighbors from the room, Women, you don't know what's going on here. They say we came from the beach, but in our room everything is upside down. Refrigerator where drinks are, EMPTY. Things are scattered. I say, but money was stolen from us and then one of the women you know from my friend in the same hotel also stole 100 USD. Super, right? Oheret, this is a vacation!! ! But that is not all. We are lying on sunbeds, warming ourselves, two young ladies come up to us, they offer leather, furs, we talk, talk about the theft, and they tell us and the theft from tourists has become more frequent. SO WHAT IS THE P,,, C. How can this be?
My take on theft. ALL STAFF IS INVOLVED IN THIS. CLEANERS STEAL AND SHARE WITH HIGHER AUTHORITIES. IN SHORT THEY ARE ALL IN TALK!! ! THEREFORE THEY CAN'T FIND IT. If only cleaners stole, they would have been found by now. Well, something like this. Maybe I'm wrong. BUT THE FACT OF THEFT IS AVAILABLE!!!!
There are 3 water slides on site. One open lap, one open straight and one closed lap. So here is the minus of the hill open circular. You stop half way, you have to push off. Design not done correctly. The other two are good slides.
TOTAL:

Not that I do not recommend, I would not wish this hotel to my enemy !!! ! DISHAMINATIONS!! ! THE FISH ROTS FROM THE HEAD! I will never come back to this hotel!!!
We saw the boss. All of himself walked with a disgruntled face through the territory with his slaves. They followed him. Almost kissed on the ass. God. I never approached the vacationers, nor asked whether you like it or not, what to change, etc. NOTHING.
POWER 3
SERVICE 0
ANIMATION 0
STAFF 0
SEA 5
TERRITORY 5
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