Разочарование. Disappointment.

Turkey that disappointed.
Haven't written a review for a long time. Thought everyone knew everything. Why repeat.
So I went to Turkey and could not resist. Maybe someone will be useful and stop from disappointment.
It's up to everyone to choose their own path.
I rested in Turkey from 06/30/18 to 07/10/18 at the Paloma Foresta Resort & Spa 5 * hotel. And for the first time I was glad that the rest was 10 and not more than days.
In order.
Flight on a wonderful airline Royal Flight from Coral. It's something. I won't discuss food. To each his own. But they drank once for 5.5 hours of flight. By a little. There is no water or juice. The official version of the staff. Both for children and for adults. I was sitting in the front row and through the curtain I saw how the steward half the way opened water bottles and juice bags and poured them into the toilet. COMPLETE. Don't believe. BUT IT IS SO. Why is not a question for me. Maybe just not willing to work.

Arrival at the hotel at 14:00. Until 16-00 they were fed with a promise to settle in the room in 10 minutes. We settled in 3 hours later. I have no complaints about the readiness of the room. WHY LIE? I would do something more useful at this time than sitting in the hall. In general, my first impression was that we were not welcome at the hotel. Arrived - good. Brought money - good. Put your bag closer to us. And get out of here. Thought I was wrong. It turned out he was right.
Number fund. Very good. Spacious rooms. Not exactly old furniture. Good pastels. Bathrobes slippers. Plumbing is ok. True, the drain works very poorly. Requests for repair were unsuccessful. Cold and hot water have a life of their own. It's cold, it's very hot.
Room service. Room cleaning for a deuce. Under the beds, suitcase, slippers and other things is not cleaned and washed. Mirrors are not wiped. Of course, you can ask me not to spit in them - only they have not been wiped before me. Toilet paper. Either not, or they forgot to put it. How lucky with towels. I recommend checking before taking a shower. In order not to run naked around the room later and not ask for help. True, after the call they quickly bring. Why not immediately put - the question. The mini bar may be replenished or not. He did not worry us in principle - but the fact is the fact. I can't say if the bedding is changed. I didn't notice this fact. Either yes or no. But the bed is made tolerably daily. The maid can say her PHI. Instead of cleaning, she will slip a card that she could not get into the room. That's not removed. True, who prevented her from doing this was not specified.
I don't discuss hotel guides and excursions. Everyone lives as he wants. One likes it - the other does not.
Beach. Pretty good. Sand. Sea. Pantone.
Sunbeds. Well, we are to blame here. WHY TAKE THEM AT 5 AM? WHY TAKE THEM AT THE PANTONE, THE BEACH, UNDER THE PALM TREES, BY THE POOL AND THE BAR AT THE SAME TIME? Two people occupy 10 sun loungers. WHY? Probably not enough for others. Or I don't know something. Some take from the evening. Luckily no one is following this. THE TRUTH HERE IN GENERAL IS NOT FOLLOWED FOR ANY WHERE IN GENERAL. For the sake of interest, you can come to the beach at 2 am - half of the sun loungers are occupied!

Bars. Here everything is bad. If you ordered something (coffee) and they brought you 30 minutes later - rejoice. Today you are lucky. ULTRA hotel concept. Imported drinks included. True, if you can get them shown to you and given. Not everyone succeeds. Drink local. WHY THEN ULTRA AND IMPORT PROMISE. Service in any bar is a problem. You're just stopping them from living. Lazy. IF ANYONE WANTS TO THROW A STONE AT ME - THEY DO NOT POUR HERE AND RAGE. I have to upset you - I don't drink. Not in force to show off - health does not allow. BUT THE CURIOSITY REMAINS. KIDDING.
My wife ordered coffee for me and herself. Not an isolated case and not in one bar. They cooked it and brought it in 45 minutes - when patience ran out and they had to give them their rightful portion of lyula-duley. I DO NOT INTEND TO SCANDAL. Again, I warn the well-wishers in advance. Only when they hit it hard.
In general, the concept of the hotel - no one is responsible for anything and does not follow anything. Nobody invited you here. Come in large numbers and still want something. Say thank you that we let you go to the sea and into the rooms. Rough of course. But Turkey has not missed us for 2 years. On the contrary, she was dumbfounded.
Territory. Big. Green. Well-groomed. I would like more lanterns and benches. Sit in the shade. Relax in the evening. This is not. In general, the territory is well-groomed and spacious. Well, benches... What am I talking about?
Dining room. It's a diner, not a restaurant.
I won't discuss food. How many people - so many opinions. In my opinion, not very bad. One minus. Very tight distribution. It's impossible not to push. And a very good arrangement of clean plates. At the bottom. Between the legs. It’s unrealistic to take a clean plate and not get into your shorts (just kidding). But whether it’s clean or not, I recommend checking it without jokes. Plates and other washing is very disgusting.
AND A SPECIAL CLIMINATION. DEPARTURE,
The bus came 30 minutes earlier - happiness and plus. Minus further. We were looking for a hotel for 40 minutes (guide and driver). We drove in circles. Passers-by were asked. Navigator included. They called on the Lord. FOUND. Thanks.

For a snack. WE HAVE REPLACED ONE OF TWO SUITCASES AT THE HOTEL. WITHOUT our participation. Probably when packing in a tape. Outwardly and by weight horseradish distinguish. Packed in good conscience. No complaints. To the packaging. True, and we got the suitcase from an Englishman. It’s more offensive to him - he didn’t get anything at all. Our second one is unpacked in the hotel pantry. To this day. The hotel pretends to solve the problem. Bad for an Englishman. Well, what about us? And who are we? Output. Always check everyone. Nobody can be trusted. The suitcase disappeared from my field of vision for 5 minutes. As it turned out - much longer. It's been measured for days. I started at the beginning. The hotel is a complete mess. Nobody wants anything. Tourists are not welcome there.
Conclusions. The hotel does not correspond to its category. The quality of service in Turkey has fallen down. I don't see the point of going there. I won't go again. There are so many beautiful and good things in the world. Why voluntarily, for your money, complicate your life?
If you don't like what you write, it's up to you. I have my opinion - you have yours. Everyone has a right to that.
Tried to be honest. Forewarned is forearmed. Of course, you can ignore all this. I CAN NOT.