Objectively: -15 on a 5-point scale! Don't be fooled by fake reviews like we are!

Written: 30 august 2021
Travel time: 16 — 28 august 2021
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
To say that this is a homeless pigsty is not enough, you will not see any cleaning, no service, no normal food / drinks, only dirty, neighing like horses, stupid Banderlog Selyuks who do not speak any language, even Turkish. The old building, not repaired for 15-20 years, everything hangs on snot, disappears, in our room the air conditioner cover fell just in the middle of the night and broke into pieces! The bath, if you can call it that, is located on the balcony, the shower cabin is 40 * 40 cm, so you will take a shower while sitting on a push, if you don’t disdain to use it, there is no pressure on the 4th floor and there won’t be, constantly switching from boiling water to cold.
Cleaning - forget it, change towels - a problem, dirt is everywhere in such a layer, as if a human foot had not set foot since the Paleolithic.
Food - vegetables and pasta, ax soup without grounds, nasty cheap bread, sometimes soybeans, eggs for breakfast every 4 days, chicken for dinner once a week, fish once every 5 days, nasty leftover salads I don’t even want to discuss. Food is brought from another hotel in containers, which is better than if it were cooked by locals, but how many times in the evening did we see how quickly they hide boxes with sweets, cookies, juices, and this will never be on the table. The same banderlogs serve food, with trembling hands, dressed in dirty gloves (with the same gloves they take brooms in the yard, ruffs in the toilet, etc. , they are the cleaners). If suddenly you decide to ask for supplements or put a normal piece, be prepared for yelling in gibberish, spitting through dirty masks, swearing, banderlogs in a hurry eat up what is left of the vacationers, so it is in their interests to hide food. The canteen is open 7-9.12-14.19-21, but after about 15 minutes from the moment the door is opened, there is no more food, sour salads and pasta may even end.

Drinks: bar 10-22, there is no alcohol in it, there is a coffee machine with synthetic coffee, a vending machine with raw water UPI, and a bottle of fresh water, water is poured into bottles on request and strictly from 10, so vacationers themselves climb into the bar and they pour water in the morning, but I think that it is from the toilet. In the refrigerator there is a bottled Sprite, cola and fanta, you can still drink it. There is never any coffee in the dining room in the morning and at lunchtime, only vile tea, which is diluted with cold water, and a vending machine with UPI in the same place.
Wi-Fi: there is none, or rather there are about 10 exits to a 4-story hotel, so connecting is a great success. What if you're lucky/unlucky? to settle in the 2nd building, there is a normal connection in the lobby, we went there, asked the concierge for a code.
Swimming pool and recreation area: it’s a pipe, the dirt is such that you already slide everywhere, I don’t advise you to visit shared toilets, Turkish children / and uncles with aunts pollute everything and everything, they eat around the pool on sunbeds, food pours around, they feed cats from common plates - dogs, while all this insane livestock yells shit and until 2 am so that it lays ears, stupid local music there too. How people sleep on the 1st floor is incomprehensible!
Check-in: it’s foolish to hope that someone needs you here, their excellency the bald receptionist appears at 10-12, but will check in earlier than 14, and this despite the fact that all departures and arrivals are at night, most rooms are free after midnight, but " there is no one to remove it, ha! Has anyone ever cleaned something up there? Life hack: when you arrive - go to the first room you come across on the 1st floor, take a shower, change clothes for the sea, put things under lock and key in your suitcase, for breakfast ("magnificent": olives, cucumbers, bread and salty cheese) - and on the sea, in a vile It's stupid for a homeless man to sit!
Sea: not far, 7-8 minutes in a straight line, then a little to the left along the promenade, there is their own beach with a canopy and as many as 15 sunbeds for 400 people, sunbeds are chained, always in the sun, service! There is a frail pantone into the water, the disadvantage is that everyone from the neighborhood gathers there, vile old people, Turkish children, so entering the water from the pantone is a quest! It's just difficult to enter, large slippery stones, even in corals it's unsafe.

Beldibi is a village, there is nothing to do there, and in this Melody is a homeless shelter - and even more so! Warmly do not recommend!
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