Отель хороший, но до абсурда экономят на электричестве и платный Wi-Fi The hotel is good, but absurdly save on electricity and paid Wi-Fi

I'll start with the bad. The room stinks of sewage. The wife herself bought liquids like Domestos, flopped into the toilet and this solved the problem. Is the staff not able to guess before such a decision? Only one key card is given to the room, which unusually unites - each without the other is nowhere, if one of the rooms has left, the other must wait for his return. Another surprise for the sake of ensuring that a second key is not given - if the key is not in the room, all electricity, including the refrigerator, is turned off. Savings is certainly good, but are the image worth a penny. It is stated that the sea is 250 m. But this is not so. Even if taken purely by vector. A walk of 600 meters.
As for the rest, beautiful marquise, everything is fine, everything is fine. No, really, there’s nothing more to complain about - cleanliness, pools with an ideal water temperature (it smells noticeably of bleach, but you can’t get anywhere - disinfection), good, solid and tasty food (I don’t advise you to eat local sausage products in a restaurant and burgers in snack bar - do not get poisoned, but you will not get pleasure) and drinks. The beer is low-alcohol (and not fig), but fresh and cold. The all-inclusive wine is surprisingly decent, I liked it much more than their vaunted pomegranate.
The problem with paid wi-fi is solved if you take at least one (and I advise you more than one - there is something to travel to see) an excursion in the travel "uncle Misha" or at Zakhar opposite the hotel. Get a password and use it to your heart's content. By the way, it's smart, although the radius is small - you won't use it while lying in the room. The friendly attitude of the staff - you feel like a dear welcome guest and you want to return, as to good old friends.